Weiner's out

The disgraced ex-husband of Hillary Clinton's aide Huma Abedin, has been released from prison. Former Congressman Anthony Weiner's release is now part of the federal re-entry program in New York as he awaits his full release later this spring.

Weiner, who was convicted for sexting a 15-year-old North Carolina girl and sentenced to 21 months in prison, has been transferred from Federal Medical Center in Massachusetts into the care of New York’s Residential Re-entry Management program.

It is unclear if the Democrat ex-congressman and NY City mayoral hopeful spent much of his time in the prison gym gettin pumped and ripped, but people are taking bets over whether or not he got inked while in the joint.

It is believed that Weiner [aka Carlos Danger] is finishing out the remainder of his light sentence in a halfway house [because he's a halfwit] or possibly in home confinement before his May 14th official release.

Good conduct [not sexting little girls and not shivving anyone in the yard] while in prison has shaved off about three months from his sentence. He will spend three years on supervised release and will have to pay a $10,000 fine as well as register as a sex offender.

He will probably not run for mayor in New York, but he actually might have a shot if he tries Washington, D.C. After all, if Marion Barry can get arrested for freebasing cocaine in 1990, blame the "b***h that set [me] up" and get video taped in the process, get sentenced, serve time and then be elected mayor of D.C., Weiner has a good shot at getting the job. It's easy.

Once a prominent wunderkind in the Democratic Party, Weiner’s political career began to circle the bowl in 2011 when he resigned from Congress after admitting to sending an X-rated photo and engaging in inappropriate relationships with women online. 

While he attempted a loud, obnoxious comeback in 2013, running for New York City mayor, that campaign went down the dumper when it was revealed that he had sexted with another woman under the pseudonym “Carlos Danger.”

Having yet to learn his lesson, in 2017 he was busted for texting with a high school girl and eventually sentenced to time with Bubba et al.

U.S. District Judge Denise L. Cote issued the sentence in federal court in New York and said in a statement: “This is a serious crime that deserves serious punishment.”

During his sentencing, Weiner wept like a huge Clinton supporter on Election Night. He read from a prepared statement for several minutes, describing himself as “an addict” and calling his crime “rock bottom.” He said he has a “disease,” but it is not an “excuse.”

His ex-wife has not been available for comment and rumor has it she's camping out with "friends" in the Muslim Sisterhood, an organization that's part of the Muslim Brotherhood, and frequented by her mother.

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Will A. Weiner get sprung?

Anthony Weiner [aka: Carlos Danger] the disgraced New York Congressman, was sentenced to serve 23 to 27 months in the slammer for sending "lewd communications" to a 15-year-old girl. But he has been a "model inmate" and may be back out on the street by May 2019.

The New York Post reports that Weiner, a sexting repeat offender, was sentenced to approximately two years in prison, but he has displayed such "good conduct" that he's set to earn a 100-day reprieve: 54 days for each year in prison without being cited for breaking the rules.

This means that Weiner has a) not shivved anyone; b) did not call any corrections officers derogatory names such as 'Screw' or 'Dickweed'; c) did not have any family or friends such as Huma Abedin, Chuck Schumer or Hillary Clinton sneak in any contraband; and d) did not yammer when others were yammering.

Because he is such a model prisoner, it moves Weiner's parole date up from August of 2019 to May of 2019. Weiner will earn parole just in time to campaign for the 2020 erections elections.

Had Weiner not sent lewd photos of his junk to women on Twitter, nor taken a photo with his baby son in bed with him, he probably would have been a shoo-in for re-election to Congress. But even New Yorkers have a limit--they would never elect someone who is easily caught and may again go to prison for sexual deviance. They would rather elect people who get away with that kind of behavior such as Keith Ellison, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.

They tend to elect the devious predators, not stupid ones.

When Weiner tried to make a big comeback and run for New York City mayor, he again got caught with his proverbial pants down after starting a new relationship with a Democrat from Ohio named Sydney Leathers. This was when he used the "Carlos Danger" pseudonym.

In 2017, Weiner finally "hit rock bottom," as the New York Post explained, when he admitted to sexting lewd photos of himself to a minor.

His wife, Huma Abedin, a Hillary Clinton aide and a woman whose family has close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and Muslim Sisterhood, filed for divorce last year.

And while there are a good number of Democrats who would vote for him if he ran for public office, it appears his bell has been rung and his number is up. Having no other skills and no law degree, just a BA in political science, the best job opportunity that is waiting for him may be as a urinal cake installer at Quickie gas stations.

I hope you have a great New Years celebration, my fellow conservatives. At this time of year when everyone has a hand out for a hand-out, I don't. I simply want you to follow Brain Flushings and check out the ads on this page. It's free, I'm free and you're free to follow me or not. I hope you do.

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Carlos Danger wants a pen pal

Former honored Rep. Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger, and now disgraced) has reported to prison on Monday to begin a 21 month sentence for sexting a 15-year-old child.

To pass the time, Danger is looking for a pen pal, preferably of the female persuasion so that he will have something to do with himself to beat the loneliness off and fight the boredom of prison life.

Danger's away message on his personal email addresses give clear instructions on how to stay in contact with him while he yammers in the slammer.

"Thanks for reaching out," the message begins. "Starting November 6th, I'll be away for a while but I would love to stay in touch. As quaint as it may sound, the best way to reach me is by sending a letter. When you write, I'll get you the information about how email might work.

"So please include your full mailing address here and of course include it when you write. And although you didn't ask--yes, you may send me books via Amazon. (No crockpots or washers/dryers though)."

He then provides contact information via the "Federal Medical Center" in Massachusetts.

So girls, (and I do mean 'girls') you may need to get in line to score a famous pen pal like Anthony Weiner. My advice is if you really want to write to this creep, enclose a photo.

But I don't think it's a very smart thing to do.


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Huma working hard on marriage to Weiner

Huma Abedin says she is working hard on her marriage to her husband Anthony 'Carlos Danger' Weiner. Perhaps a poor choice of words, but the sentiment is honorable.

Just because Weiner exposed himself to young women on Twitter and said he would like to bed them, and lied about it, then did it again, and yet again, and once more for good luck (and things that rhyme) is no reason to throw your marriage away if you're Huma Abedin.

And just because she has been humiliated by her husband's triple exposures on social media and separated from him last August, the day after The New York Post reported yet another exposure to a woman while his toddler son slept beside him, isn't going to stop Huma from getting back her man, according to anonymous sources of The Post.

Huma is going to give it another go, but perhaps she's wiser now and will put child protection on all devices at home, and take away Anthony's cell phone.

"Huma has been working hard on her relationship with Anthony," a source close to Huma's family said. "He has been spending 80 to 90 percent of his time at the [Irving Place apartment] they share . . . If there's a disagreement, he goes to his mother's apartment in Brooklyn."

"Both [his and her] families are hoping they will reconcile."

According to The Post, another source close to the Clintons for several years (Putin?) corroborates this and says the breakup was "more for optics for the campaign and [under] pressure from Hillary's camp."

In other words, the Weiners are willing to sell themselves out for royalty and politics. 

In 2011, Anthony accidentally tweeted a photo of his erect penis that he apparently wanted to send privately to a college student. When confronted about it, he lied, but two weeks later resigned from Congress after more women with Weiner "skin photos" emerged.

In 2013, he ran for mayor of New York City but more sexts came out posted under his alias "Carlos Danger." Although he refused to drop out of the race, he came in fifth place with 4.9 percent of the vote, proving that about 5 percent of New York City voters are as sick as Weiner.

During Hillary's presidential campaign with Huma leading it, the Daily Mail alleged that Weiner sent prurient messages to a girl of 15. The following month, Weiner's laptop was seized after Huma became part of an FBI investigation into Clinton's emails. Hopefully, the laptop was handled with rubber gloves.

In spite of all that Anthony has done, the two are still in love, says a family friend. They blame "the pressures of the campaign and presidential race . . . and him drifting off into obscurity" for Weiner's relapse.

Great excuse. If you work hard and are in love and your partner sexts his junk online to women and girls, that's okay. Things will get better once you're home full time. In fact, it's all your fault, if you're Huma Abedin.

The source said that "A lot of [their] friends believe this is an illness, that he is sick." But "Huma takes it into consideration that there's been no affair, or physical contact that anybody is aware of. He never met [the women]." Or girl(s).

Had he not been outed, would he have met the women and girl(s)? He certainly seemed to plan on it. 

Apparently, more to follow.

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Hillary finishes campaign with homegirl beside her

Hillary Clinton (her friends call her "Old Yeller") ended her campaign rally with Huma Weiner Abedin close to her side.

Huma was spotted for the first time in almost a week helping Clinton up the stairs to get on the "Stronger Together" plane at a cheesy Philly rally on Monday.

The strange wife of Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner was out of the spotlight of the campaign since she had to deal with new evidence found in the Clinton email investigation that somehow got quashed and discounted by the 'out of the closet' politico James Comey.

An FBI team of elite speed readers went through over 650,000 emails found on the Weiner laptop (along with foreign substances yet to be identified) which Carlos shared with his then-non-estranged wife. 

What they found might shock you, but not the FBI. They tore through the below-waist Carlos Danger photos, the sensitive Hillary Clinton emails when she headed the State Department, porn sites visited by someone in the Weiner house, and one yoga email featuring "Salute to the Sun."

With all of that, FBI politico and Director Comey told Congress on Sunday that there was "nothing to see here, folks, just keep moving." 

Huma started "working" for Hillary since she was 19-years-old. She has been like the daughter Hillary never had that didn't look like Howdy Doody. She went so far as to carry her bags, now Hillary has her and some staff carrying her, making her "Stronger Together."

We can expect Huma to be an integral part of Hillary's cabinet, just like her family has allegedly been an integral part of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Hopefully Huma will be able to get on with her life and finally be able to say: "I'm with her."


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"Who was that naked masked man?"

Nunnelly, Tenn. -- Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner is working on his problem through a somewhat offbeat type of therapy. 

'The Weiner' spent Friday morning at The Recovery Ranch with the big blue sky above, the wind in his hair and a horse between his legs. The ranch is a chichi woody respite (no pun intended) in Tennessee where people with big bucks go to deal with their 'issues.' 

The pervert started his road to recovery wearing a Democratic blue riding helmet, a soft green tee-shirt, cowboy jeans and sneakers. The ranch provided him with a western-style nickname "Sext Ritter."

He saddled up his horse and climbed up onto the defenseless animal and rode out with a blonde woman who looked like she could handle herself if need be.

'Sext' most recently got in more hot water than a lobster in a seafood kitchen, when the FBI investigating his sexting behavior revealed emails on his computer that were linked to Hillary Clinton's private illegal server. 

Some emails, thus far, have been have been deemed to be classified and 'Sext' does not have a security clearance. 

That doesn't bode well for the Democrats.

Both Huma Abedin, his estranged wife, and Hillary Clinton, a woman running for the presidency based on her gender, look to be in trouble, but probably will get away with breaking the Espionage Act--at least Hillary will.

But Huma has the Muslim Brotherhood in her corner, and that means the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR) will give her legal council if President Obama doesn't pardon her first.

But 'Sext' Weiner, 52, is riding down the trail-- riding into the sunset on a horse with no name, or at least a name I don't know. His marriage has been ruined as is his political career.

However, there may be a future for him in the 2020 presidential race, as I make a case for here.

Git along, little cowboy .  .  .  just git along.


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Comey to comb Carlos Danger's laptop for Clinton emails

He lived the life of Danger

FBI Director James Comey's decision to break with policy, protect his reputation, and put it all out there on the line by revisiting Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's private illegal email server case came from the discovery of exisitng Clinton-related emails in the Anthony Weiner sexting investigation. That isn't only serendipity, it's practically a runon sentence.

Yes, ex-New York Democratic Rep. Anthony ("They call me Carlos Danger") Weiner, who is now estranged from top Clinton aide Huma Abedin, was being investigated by the FBI for sexting an alleged underage girl and making inappropriate suggestions of a sexual nature.

A government source told Fox News that the analysis of the metadate on the Weiner computer showed "positive hits for state.gov and HRC emails." This finding was what led Comey to revisit the investigation into Clinton's private illegal email server system while she was in the role of secretary of state. The information was confirmed by a second source.

The emails on the Weiner computer was purportedly the same device the deviant Weiner shared with his then wife and big fan of the Muslim Brotherhood, Abedin.

The Clinton campaign has argued that Comey hasn't mentioned whose names are on the documents or emails, but there are around 650,000 in total on the device. It's almost as if the Weiners had nothing better to do than send emails all day.

The metadata indentified the emails as state department and they didn't need to be read physically. This may not bode well for Huma, who is at wits end to figure out just how they got there (LOL) and it may be trouble for the Scandal Queen Madam Hillary.

Comey set the case back in motion after agents briefed him over what they found while investigating Mr. Danger. Comey then told Congress and the Clinton campaign lied that he only informed the GOP of the situation. 

Several sources now say that Comey knew about the Weiner laptop and emails prior to last week.

In July, Comey's agents wrapped up the year-long investigation, which Hillary lied about saying it was merely an "audit" of her emails. Comey said at that time that the FBI doesn't do audits. He said that she was "extremely careless" and that she used multiple devices and that some of her emails contained classified information.

As is her wont, she lied about the emails not being marked classified, then later lied that she didn't remember being briefed about how to handle classified material. And lied again when she said "good morning" to Wolf Blitzer of CNN.

Anyway, Comey followed up by saying investigators didn't find enough evidence that Clinton had mishandled classified information to recommend criminal charges and that no prosecutor would elect to indict her on charges. But the mere fact that she used a private server was reason enough to recommend indictment, but Comey chose politics over country.

It was just learned that a subpoena for the Weiner machine was issued late September and the machine was made available the following week. On Sunday, the FBI got a warrant to start the review of new emails potentially tied to the Clinton case.

Weiner's machine was handled carefully and agents wore gloves.

Weiner is said to be cooperating with investigators.

Huma Abedin told the FBI under oath that she provided them with all the devices related to Clinton's use of an illegal email server. If it is found that she was lying, as is the wont of the Clinton campaign almost to a man (and woman), Huma could be charged with perjury and serve up to five years in the can.

Comey is compelled to review the documents based on the volume of documents and his commitment under oath to Congress to review "any new and substantial information" in the case.

So while the Clinton campaign and every Democrat (that never knew an abortion they didn't like) praised Comey when he let Hillary off the hook in July, they made him out to be worse than Atilla the Hun when he revisited the case.

Go figure.



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Hillary addresses Comey's reopening of server scandal

In the interest of pretending to be transparent, Hillary Clinton called on the FBI to release "all the information that it has" about the ongoing investigation that she got away with when Comey went all political on us. 

Of course she want the information released now--it gives her and her staff of artful dodgers to come up with balderdash to counter any evidence they may have concerning her illegal private server and using it for classified information sending and receiving. 

If Hillary wins the election, she might make history beyond being, as she says "THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!" She might be the first president-elect to require a pardon from the previous president and an instructional video on how not to provide hackers with emails on her server.

The way it appears at this time, the new emails uncovered during this latest probe seem to involve Anthony Carlos Danger Weiner, and perhaps his estranged Muslim Brotherhood connected wife, Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's top aide who also worked for the Clinton Foundation while working for the State Department. 

Oh what a tangled web we weave . . . 

Clinton spoke to friendly reporters in a brief news conference in Iowa, Friday. She rarely does news conferences until it was pointed out that she hadn't done one in almost a year. "We've heard these rumors, we don't know what to believe," she lied.

These were not rumors. FBI Director James Comey wrote to Congressional lawmakers explaining that the investigation is reopened. It's in writing, it is happening and it isn't a rumor, Hillary. Can you ever, ever tell the truth about anything?

"Even Director Comey noted that this new information may not be significant," Clinton lied, "so let's get it out."

At a New Hampshire Trump rally, the GOP candidate went into attack mode saying that Clinton was guilty of corruption "on a scale we have never seen before."

"We must not let her take her criminal scheme into the Oval Office," he said. "I have great respect for the fact that the FBI and the Department of Justice are now willing to have the courage to right the horrible mistake that they made."

As is Donald's wont, he is probably speaking too soon. Showing faith in governmental procedure is almost always disappointing. But since Trump praised Comey, Democrats believed they had to criticize him, saying that he was putting a thumb on the scale ahead of the election just 11 days away.

Senator Dianne Feinstein (Duh-Calif.) a member of the Senate Intelligence Committee said she was "shocked" by Comey's letter, but admittedly, it takes little to shock the gun-toting, anti Second Amendment senator.

"Without knowing how many emails are involved, who wrote them, when they were written or their subject matter, it's impossible to make any informed judgment on this development," Feinstein noted calmly. "The FBI has a history of exgtreme caution near Election Day so as not to influence the results. Today's break from that tradition is appalling."

Feinstein believes that the FBI should wait until after the election so that only the Republicans would be upset that he waited. But when Comey first announced that he did not recommend that Clinton be indicted, Feinstein didn't seem to care that the announcement came on a Friday, like this one.

Rep. Elijah Cummings (Duh-Md.) and Rep. John Conyers (Duh-Mich.) said in a note to Comey and Attorney General and Clinton supporter Loretta Lynch that Comey's letter "provided such limited and vague information that it allowed rampant speculation, numerous leaks [like Trump's tax returns], and wild accusations [like Trump's accusers of sexual misconduct]," and called on the bureau to "issue a more complete accounting of the details behind this letter [so they could come up with a plan to cover their butts]."


House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said that Clinton had "nobody but herself to blame" and asked (again) to suspend classified briefings for her [as she handles classified information with the same competence that she handled Benghazi].

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Tx) said the FBI's "previous half-hearted investigation of Hillary Clinton did serious damage to [its] reputation, and this latest revelation affords the FBI the opportunity to begin to repair that damage."

Federal authorities in New York and North Carolina are investigating online social media communicatins between Weiner and a 15-year-old child.




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Three strokes and you're out

Hillary Clinton's top aide, Huma Abedin, is leaving her twit of a husband, former Congressman Anthony Weiner. It took her long enough.

This is now the third time "The Weiner" was caught on Twitter exposing his junk to women multiple times for at least 19 months when he was first 'exposed'.

"After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband," Abedin said in a statement. 

It's noteworthy that she said "my marriage" not "our marriage." It indicates that she was the only one invested in the marriage, in spite of the fact that "The Weiner" was out of a job and depended upon her income that she earned working for Hillary Clinton in the State Department and illegally for the Clinton Foundation. 

"The Weiner" left politics after being outed by several online women and failed to win the New York City mayoral nomination. Even uber liberal New York City wasn't ready for an online flasher . . . I give them less than a year after a movie comes out about him touting his struggle with life.

"Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life" she said. She was evidently discounting the Twitter session where "The Weiner" tweeted his junk to a woman while the light of their lives, Jordan, was in bed next to "The Weiner." 

Huma went on, "During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy."

"The Weiner" (aka Carlos Danger, to those women who viewed his namesake on Twitter) didn't appear concerned about his privacy when he was on social media. And Huma is most concerned about her privacy when it comes to State Department and Clinton Foundation emails.

A New York Post article claimed that "The Weiner" sent photos of the latest [unidentified] woman, describing his sexual fantasies and masturbation in messages to her, referring to her as "literally a fantasy chick."

Anthony Weiner, 51, closed down his Twitter account Monday after he told the Post that he and the fantasy chick "have been friends for some time," adding that his conversations "were always appropriate," never about how he hates his wife but is staying in the marriage for the sake of his son and her income.

When asked to define 'appropriate' he said that Jordan was always asleep during his online sessions and Huma was never home. "How much more appropriate can you get?" he asked.

Just kidding. He has no idea of what "appropriate" means.



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Comeback of the Weiner

Anthony Checkoutmy Weiner, (aka Carlos Danger) the former Democratic congressman, will be working in a crisis management public relations firm whose CEO, Michael Kempner, is a top Hillary Clinton campaign bundler.

Weiner, who exposed his very own on Twitter, will be joining the board of advisers at MWW Public Relations firm, perhaps because they believe that when it comes to having public relations, Weiner is their go-to guy. They insist that he will provide insight into "the workings of Congress and the City of New York. 

Not surprisingly, Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, works for the Hillary Clinton campaign and is Hillary's go-to girl. Huma also seems to work very closely with the Muslim Brotherhood as both her mother and brother are intimately involved in that organization. But Huma is modest and doesn't like to talk about the organization and her involvement in it.

Weiner, as you may recall, did his own crisis management when he got caught exposing his junk online to a 22-year-old. He claimed he was hacked--that was a lie. Then when he got caught in that lie, claimed he would never do it again. Another lie.

Where is Sydney Leathers when you need her?

MWW called Weiner a "brilliant strategist" who will be a "great asset" to the pubic relations firm. 

I wonder what their definition is of "public relations."

Kempner has raised over $100,000 for Hillary in her presidential campaign, so you know that he's in the bag for her. 

This may provide more time together for the Weiners, unless Anthony is called upon for another "Sharknado" sequel. In the latest flick, Weiner plays a decent human being who only goes online to learn important things from educational websites.

Just kidding.





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