Three strokes and you're out

Hillary Clinton's top aide, Huma Abedin, is leaving her twit of a husband, former Congressman Anthony Weiner. It took her long enough.

This is now the third time "The Weiner" was caught on Twitter exposing his junk to women multiple times for at least 19 months when he was first 'exposed'.

"After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband," Abedin said in a statement. 

It's noteworthy that she said "my marriage" not "our marriage." It indicates that she was the only one invested in the marriage, in spite of the fact that "The Weiner" was out of a job and depended upon her income that she earned working for Hillary Clinton in the State Department and illegally for the Clinton Foundation. 

"The Weiner" left politics after being outed by several online women and failed to win the New York City mayoral nomination. Even uber liberal New York City wasn't ready for an online flasher . . . I give them less than a year after a movie comes out about him touting his struggle with life.

"Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life" she said. She was evidently discounting the Twitter session where "The Weiner" tweeted his junk to a woman while the light of their lives, Jordan, was in bed next to "The Weiner." 

Huma went on, "During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy."

"The Weiner" (aka Carlos Danger, to those women who viewed his namesake on Twitter) didn't appear concerned about his privacy when he was on social media. And Huma is most concerned about her privacy when it comes to State Department and Clinton Foundation emails.

A New York Post article claimed that "The Weiner" sent photos of the latest [unidentified] woman, describing his sexual fantasies and masturbation in messages to her, referring to her as "literally a fantasy chick."

Anthony Weiner, 51, closed down his Twitter account Monday after he told the Post that he and the fantasy chick "have been friends for some time," adding that his conversations "were always appropriate," never about how he hates his wife but is staying in the marriage for the sake of his son and her income.

When asked to define 'appropriate' he said that Jordan was always asleep during his online sessions and Huma was never home. "How much more appropriate can you get?" he asked.

Just kidding. He has no idea of what "appropriate" means.



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