Will A. Weiner get sprung?

Anthony Weiner [aka: Carlos Danger] the disgraced New York Congressman, was sentenced to serve 23 to 27 months in the slammer for sending "lewd communications" to a 15-year-old girl. But he has been a "model inmate" and may be back out on the street by May 2019.

The New York Post reports that Weiner, a sexting repeat offender, was sentenced to approximately two years in prison, but he has displayed such "good conduct" that he's set to earn a 100-day reprieve: 54 days for each year in prison without being cited for breaking the rules.

This means that Weiner has a) not shivved anyone; b) did not call any corrections officers derogatory names such as 'Screw' or 'Dickweed'; c) did not have any family or friends such as Huma Abedin, Chuck Schumer or Hillary Clinton sneak in any contraband; and d) did not yammer when others were yammering.

Because he is such a model prisoner, it moves Weiner's parole date up from August of 2019 to May of 2019. Weiner will earn parole just in time to campaign for the 2020 erections elections.

Had Weiner not sent lewd photos of his junk to women on Twitter, nor taken a photo with his baby son in bed with him, he probably would have been a shoo-in for re-election to Congress. But even New Yorkers have a limit--they would never elect someone who is easily caught and may again go to prison for sexual deviance. They would rather elect people who get away with that kind of behavior such as Keith Ellison, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.

They tend to elect the devious predators, not stupid ones.

When Weiner tried to make a big comeback and run for New York City mayor, he again got caught with his proverbial pants down after starting a new relationship with a Democrat from Ohio named Sydney Leathers. This was when he used the "Carlos Danger" pseudonym.

In 2017, Weiner finally "hit rock bottom," as the New York Post explained, when he admitted to sexting lewd photos of himself to a minor.

His wife, Huma Abedin, a Hillary Clinton aide and a woman whose family has close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood and Muslim Sisterhood, filed for divorce last year.

And while there are a good number of Democrats who would vote for him if he ran for public office, it appears his bell has been rung and his number is up. Having no other skills and no law degree, just a BA in political science, the best job opportunity that is waiting for him may be as a urinal cake installer at Quickie gas stations.

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Comeback of the Weiner

Anthony Checkoutmy Weiner, (aka Carlos Danger) the former Democratic congressman, will be working in a crisis management public relations firm whose CEO, Michael Kempner, is a top Hillary Clinton campaign bundler.

Weiner, who exposed his very own on Twitter, will be joining the board of advisers at MWW Public Relations firm, perhaps because they believe that when it comes to having public relations, Weiner is their go-to guy. They insist that he will provide insight into "the workings of Congress and the City of New York. 

Not surprisingly, Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, works for the Hillary Clinton campaign and is Hillary's go-to girl. Huma also seems to work very closely with the Muslim Brotherhood as both her mother and brother are intimately involved in that organization. But Huma is modest and doesn't like to talk about the organization and her involvement in it.

Weiner, as you may recall, did his own crisis management when he got caught exposing his junk online to a 22-year-old. He claimed he was hacked--that was a lie. Then when he got caught in that lie, claimed he would never do it again. Another lie.

Where is Sydney Leathers when you need her?

MWW called Weiner a "brilliant strategist" who will be a "great asset" to the pubic relations firm. 

I wonder what their definition is of "public relations."

Kempner has raised over $100,000 for Hillary in her presidential campaign, so you know that he's in the bag for her. 

This may provide more time together for the Weiners, unless Anthony is called upon for another "Sharknado" sequel. In the latest flick, Weiner plays a decent human being who only goes online to learn important things from educational websites.

Just kidding.





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