IDF renders Hamasshole terror tunnels inoperable

A Hamasshole terror tunnel that had been in development recently was rendered as useless as a liberal arts degree in Peruvian Underwater Glass Blowing. The tunnel was filled with a "material" but it was specified exactly what material was used when the "material" was poured into it after Operation Breaking Dawn.

[H/T Jerusalem Post]

The IDF has uncovered and irreparably damaged a tunnel that Hamassholes dug across the border from the Gaza Strip into Israel, the military revealed on Monday. The purpose of such tunnels is to sneak jihadis into Israel and kill as many Israelis as possible while they sleep or are otherwise unprepared.

The tunnel had been under development for “a long time” but it was still a work in progress, much like 18-year-olds on TikTok. Gaza Division Brig. Gen. Nimrod Aloni spoke to reporters about the discovery.

The main part of the tunnel, Aloni said, had two branches from it that crossed the international border but did not cross the IDF border barrier. The military launched an operation over the weekend, damaging the tunnel by inserting material into it that made it unusable.

Some say the "material" was swine sewage, others say it was cement, while others guessed that it was large bars of soap to keep the Hamassholes from approaching the tunnel.

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The depth of the tunnel was several dozen meters and began in Gaza City, home of the Gazan Bombathon Boys. It reached the Israel border near Kibbutz Alumin on the Israeli side.  

“It is no longer a threat to Israel,” Aloni said, but explained that the IDF believes that there are more tunnels along the border. Meanwhile, dozens of tunnels were neutralized by the IDF, he said.

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IDF destroys fifth terror tunnel, surprises home owner in Lebanon

Israeli Defense Forces announced it had neutralized all of Hezbollah's terror tunnels that originated form Kafr Kila, a sleepy little village in Lebanon. Yeah, sleepy, my foot.

They released a video showing that at least one of the tunnels originated in Lebanon, The Times of Israel reported Thursday.

In addition to merely blowing up the sneaky structures, the IDF has also pumped cement into the tunnel from the Israeli side to render them impassible.

Subsequently, the IDF released video showing that the liquid exited in residential areas in southern Lebanon, revealing the location of the tunnel’s entrance. Imagine the homeowner's look of utter consternation waking up to his eyeballs in cement.

Here's a cool video of the results of the cement where it spilled out on the Lebanese side, showing that the tunnel was dug between homes and a factory: pic.twitter.com/KKXGIsqxW3

“This fact points to Hezbollah’s use of civilian structures in the heart of built-up areas in southern Lebanon, endangering its citizens as human shields in grave violation of [UN Security Council] Resolution 1701,” the IDF said in a statement. Resolution 1701 ended the 2006 war between Israel and Hezbollah and it prohibited the presence of any armed forces in southern Lebanon other than the Lebanese army.

Thus far, IDF has destroyed a total of five tunnels, although Lt. Col. Jonathan Conricus did not specify the number of tunnels originating in Kafr Kila or the number the IDF will need to destroy. Operation Northern Shield, the effort to find and destroy the Hezbollah tunnels, which began Dec. 4th, could continue for several more weeks.

Conricus also pointed out a 2013 Hezbollah propaganda movie that said Hezbollah, the Iranian-backed terror group, had a three-pronged plan for capturing the Galilee. The movie showed an invasion of northern Israel taking place under a barrage of rocket fire, accompanied by both aboveground and underground invasion forces.

Conricus also said that while Israel holds Lebanon responsible for the violation of Israeli sovereignty, it was Hezbollah that was constructing the tunnels.

The Israel Project, which publishes The Tower, produced a video [below] explaining the threat posed by the terror tunnels and emphasizing Hezbollah’s tactic of using human shields to protect its military buildup.

Imagine what it must be like for Israelis living near the border to have the worry that terrorists may be digging their way toward your home to kill you and your family.

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IDF finds 4th Hezbollah terror tunnel

The Jerusalem Post reported Sunday that Israel announced it had located a fourth Hezbollah terror tunnel that extended into Israel from Lebanon.

The IDF boobytraps all the tunnels they find before destroying them so that the Hezbollah jihadis can't use them.

“Anyone who enters it from the Lebanese side endangers their life,” the IDF warned. If the story was reversed, Hezbollah would never tell the Jews the tunnels are boobytrapped, but the Israelis don't want some kid wandering in there, going after a soccer ball or something, and blowing himself up.

“The Lebanese government is responsible for the digging of the tunnels from Lebanese territory. This is a serious violation of Israeli sovereignty,” the IDF said.

Alex Fishman, military correspondent for Ynet, provided a history of the preparations for Operation Northern Shield, the operation the IDF launched in early December to discover and destroy Hezbollah’s attack tunnels.

So it's four down and possibly six or more to go.

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Israel reveals underground defense secret against Hamas-holes

Hamas-hole

Over the weekend Israel discovered and destroyed the longest, deepest terror tunnel that extends into Israeli territory. In the aftermath, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) revealed a "laboratory" where they use advanced technology to detect these 'Hamas-holes', The Times of Israel reported Sunday.

This was the fifth Hamas-hole found and destroyed in the past few months.

The Israeli laboratory is run by an IDF officer known as "Captain B." He has a background in electrical engineering and chemistry and is the guy responsible for locating and destroying the five Hamas-holes.

The last Hamas-hole was considered "ready for use" by the IDF and since it was connected to a system of tunnels, it could have potentially been used by a virtual army of terrorists to infiltrate Israel and kill Jewish men, women and children. 

It's a Quran mandate.

Some IDF intelligence sources believe that the recent Hamas-led riots in the area were orchestrated to divert attention from the tunnels and illustrate the terror group's total military and political control of Gaza.

According to The Times of Israel, Hamas has switched to staging riots after the successful deployment of Iron Dome to counter the threat of rockets, and the laboratory, which has been effective in countering the threat of infiltration by the Hamassholes using the Hamas-holes.

The IDF will use sensors deployed around the perimeter of Gaza by the end of next year to protect against infiltration by jihadists. This will include above and below ground barriers and is estimated to cost $3.5 billion. 

That's a boat-load of shekels. 

Former Defense Minister Moshe Ya'alon stated that Israel is the "world leader" in defending borders. [Ironically, the U.S.A. is taking up the rear, but has invested $120 million in Israeli technology to detect underground activity to protect the border with Mexico.]

"This was clearly a terror tunnel that connected to other tunnels in the Gaza Strip," IDF Spokesman Lt. Col. Jonathan Conricus said. "It extended into Israel and violated Israeli sovereignty."

The IDF had been monitoring the tunnel system and only acted when the tunnel crossed into Israeli territory, "tens of meters" from the southern Israeli community of Nahal Oz. 

The Hamasshole diggers were trying to build an exit to the tunnel when the IDF blew it to smithereens.

"The violent riots that have been taking place in the area of the security fence are an attempt to mask the terror attacks intended to take place above and below ground," the IDF spokesman tweeted.


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Hamasshole dies in Gaza tunnel:

"This is my rifle, this is my gun . . ."

A member of Hamas' military wing died in a tunnel incident on Tuesday near the Israel-Gaza border in Rafah, according to the Gaza-based terrorist group.

The Hamasshole's name was Hani Shlouf--he was a mere lad of 24 years and was best known for saving water. He was identified by Ashraf al-Qidra, of the Hamas-run Health Ministry in Gaza.

The group's military wing said the scumcrumpet died after he carried out "a great and honorable Jihadi mission in one of the resistance tunnels," which it was later learned consisted of emptying out and burning the excrement from the Port-O-Sans in the tunnel. 

It was also learned that there was a misstatement by Ashraf al-Qidra due to his poor English language skills. When he referred to 'the resistance tunnels' he meant that Shlouf was resistant to having to burn the crappers but he did so like a good jihadi.

The military wing said that Shlouf came from the Shabura neighborhood in Rafah, where he was known to the local kids as the weird boy who beheaded the neighborhood dogs.

7 dead from collapsed tunnel

"He was a good boy," said his mother, Mrs. Shlouf, who works as a cashier in a munitions depot. "All he ever wanted to do is kill for Allah and look what happened to him. He's in a better place now with all those brown-eyed virgins. I hope he's having a good time . . . Allahu Akbar!"

Coordinator of Government Activities in the Territories Maj. Gen. Yoav Mordehai said Shlouf was electrocuted to death when his potty shovel hit a live wire connected to a reading light.

Since Operation Protective Edge began, (not to be confused with shaving commercials) dozens of Hamassholes have died in tunnel collapses and incidents which can be attributed to their breathtaking stupidity. 

Just last week, two idiot militants died in tunnel collapses and Islamic religious leaders are concerned that Paradise is getting low on virgin women--they may need to substitute. 


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Tip-toe Through the Tunnels

August 1, 2014. Zev Chafets, a Fox News contributor, recently published a piece for entitled: So far, Israel has won nothing but the contempt of unmolested Hamas high command The title is longer than the web link but some people like to bloviate and Zev Chafets is no exception.

Chafets quotes Muhammed Deif, the military commander-in-chief, "We love death for Allah the way that you love life." This Muhammed is about as original as gum, but he is allegedly a man of his word, according to Chafets, and he has a solution that he believes will satisfy both Israel and Hamas: "kill Muhammed Deif, his entire command structure and as many of his gunmen as possible." Chafets seems to think this is an easy task.

But Chafets believes that Israel is too focused on blowing up the terror tunnels which he says Hamas has built over the years to "defend itself from airstrikes and as an avenue of attack against Israel." He cites the fact that Hamas used a commando team to emerge from a tunnel, kill 2 IDF soldiers and capture Lt. Hadar Goldin as a way of saying that going after the tunnels is time wasted. He goes as far as to say that Israel's military is "more like a paper army, deploying ground forces on tippy toe, failing to find or engage the enemy and unwilling to risk casualties by fighting aggressively."

Five Years to Make 'Em, Two Weeks to Break 'Em

It took Hamas 5 years to make them and the IDF about 2 weeks to break them--the terror tunnels going from Gaza into Israel have mostly all been destroyed since the task began in July. So far, Israel has destroyed 31 tunnels and believes it will finish destroying the remaining tunnels by tomorrow. Of course, there may be others yet undiscovered, but that's to be expected.

Many of the tunnels were designed to accomodate heavily armed terrorists who would come into Israel for killing sprees and attack military positions from the rear. They were stockpiled with weapons, explosives and equipment, and there was civilian clothing were the sneaky Hamas-holes could enter into Gaza and come out in Israel dressed to kill in IDF fatigues.

There were even motorcycles in some of the tunnels for a quick escape. The Hamas-holes planned to kill civilians--men, women and children--but it hasn't been reported in the mainstream media yet.

There has been heavy fighting inside the Strip but the IDF is gaining control of the area. Hamas is using RPGs, anti-tank equipment and automatic fire, but Israel is prevailing and Hamas is getting the camel piss kicked out of them. Most recent skirmishes ended with Hamas terrorists being killed, wounded or surrendering. Allah must be taking a smoking break because he isn't helping out very much.

The number of clashes has dropped significantly in recent hours, showing that the IDF is holding control of the areas they are overtaking. There is, however, some isolated sniper and mortar fire.

Hamas is said to be running on short supply of medium-range rockets, the kind they used to kill children and other civilians. Because of this, Hamas is trying to pace itself with the number they fire so they can keep the conflict going. Right now, Hamas is focusing on firing short-range "stupid" rockets on the south--these are unguided and have even led to the deaths of Palestinian civilians which they blamed on Israel and the mainstream media followed.

The IDF is on hold as they await further orders from the security cabinet. They currently remain active across Gaza as the last of the tunnels are destroyed and the remainder of troops will remain in Gaza to provide protection to Israeli villages where Hamas terrorists may try to exploit gaps in the border fence.

It is believed by some in the defense establishment that when Hamas' so-called leaders crawl out of their holes, they will see how severely their butts have been kicked and may not try rebuilding terror tunnels in the future. I disagree. I believe these cowards, who hide while the fighting takes place, will see the continuation of this intifada as their religious duty, their obligation to kill Jews.

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A Truce Not Good for the Goose and CNN Panders

A truce is only as good as the intentions of the two sides involved. Hamas' only intentions is clearly depicted in their charter, especially seen in Chapter 7 which reads in part: 

"The prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The time will not come until Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: O Muslim! there is a Jew hiding behind me, come on and kill him! This will not apply to the Gharqad, which is a Jewish tree (cited by Bukhari and Muslim)."

I'll have more flexibility when Bibi is dead

So not only did Muhammad (peas be up in him) believe one wing of a fly holds disease and the other wing holds the cure, but these other two idiots believe that trees can talk. And you wonder why their most significant invention was an alarm that goes off when a Muslim falls asleep while praying.

Well surprise, surprise, Hamas rejected Israel's offer to extend the 12-hour humanitarian cease-fire for an additional 4 hours. They claim they've fired 5 more rockets late Saturday. Where is John Swiftboat Kerry when you need him?

Sami "The Camel" Abu Zuhri is the Hamas spokes dirtbag texted the announcement of the rejection, so the Israeli IDF warned the residents not to return to their homes due to the danger they will impart on Hamas who uses their homes and children to hide behind. Let's hope "The Camel" wasn't riding on one when he texted.

Meanwhile, in Paris, Kerry and other foreign ministers were chatting about how to build on the fighting lull and make a sustainable truce out of this Hamas farce. His hair grew two more inches while he pondered the situation. The meeting was to include Qatar (a real friend of Hamas), Germany (we've got Merkel's number), Italy, Britain (who has their own Muslim problem in London and elsewhere), and Catherine Ashton, the European foreign policy wonk. Israel, Hamas and the Palestinian Authority were present, because why does Kerry need them anyway?

Robert Serry, a top UN envoy in the region will be urging Israel and Hamas to extend the truce for another 24 hours, but that has as much chance of success as a pork store in Gaza.

Israel wants more time to destroy terror tunnels (sounds like a great name for a ride at an amusement park) in Gaza, while Hamas wants the international community to guarantee that the Israeli-Egyptian border blockade will be lifted in order for supplies like rockets, mortars and Halal MREs to come into Gaza.

Israel is keenly aware that this war will never fully end unless Gaza is demilitarized so that Hamas cannot reload. In the meantime, Hamas is making furtive efforts to download as many Netflix war movies as their server can handle. This is being done in order to continue their war efforts of controlling an already sympathetic mainstream media, like CNN, who had shown injured children from a "cease-fire" that Hamas refused to accept and barbarically put kids in harm's way in the first place.

Since July 8th, Hamas has fired about 2500 rockets at civilian targets in Israel. Perhaps CNN didn't realize that--they must get their news from Obama. 




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