Islamic Jihad, Iran, Hamas, Israel and a Cease Fire Joke

Daniel Mansour (aka Danny the Sour Man) got to meet his virgins today when an Israeli strike surgically removed his home from its foundation with him inside. The attack came just before dawn. Mansour was a commander of the Jew-hating terrorist organization known as Islamic Jihad.

A seven hour humanitarian cease fire soon thereafter began in the Gaza Strip, but it came too late for Mansour. His brown-eyed virgins await him along with the young boys who never age and will do his bidding in Paradise.

A Truce Not Good for the Goose and CNN Panders

A truce is only as good as the intentions of the two sides involved. Hamas' only intentions is clearly depicted in their charter, especially seen in Chapter 7 which reads in part: 

"The prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The time will not come until Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: O Muslim! there is a Jew hiding behind me, come on and kill him! This will not apply to the Gharqad, which is a Jewish tree (cited by Bukhari and Muslim)."

I'll have more flexibility when Bibi is dead

So not only did Muhammad (peas be up in him) believe one wing of a fly holds disease and the other wing holds the cure, but these other two idiots believe that trees can talk. And you wonder why their most significant invention was an alarm that goes off when a Muslim falls asleep while praying.

Well surprise, surprise, Hamas rejected Israel's offer to extend the 12-hour humanitarian cease-fire for an additional 4 hours. They claim they've fired 5 more rockets late Saturday. Where is John Swiftboat Kerry when you need him?

Sami "The Camel" Abu Zuhri is the Hamas spokes dirtbag texted the announcement of the rejection, so the Israeli IDF warned the residents not to return to their homes due to the danger they will impart on Hamas who uses their homes and children to hide behind. Let's hope "The Camel" wasn't riding on one when he texted.

Meanwhile, in Paris, Kerry and other foreign ministers were chatting about how to build on the fighting lull and make a sustainable truce out of this Hamas farce. His hair grew two more inches while he pondered the situation. The meeting was to include Qatar (a real friend of Hamas), Germany (we've got Merkel's number), Italy, Britain (who has their own Muslim problem in London and elsewhere), and Catherine Ashton, the European foreign policy wonk. Israel, Hamas and the Palestinian Authority were present, because why does Kerry need them anyway?

Robert Serry, a top UN envoy in the region will be urging Israel and Hamas to extend the truce for another 24 hours, but that has as much chance of success as a pork store in Gaza.

Israel wants more time to destroy terror tunnels (sounds like a great name for a ride at an amusement park) in Gaza, while Hamas wants the international community to guarantee that the Israeli-Egyptian border blockade will be lifted in order for supplies like rockets, mortars and Halal MREs to come into Gaza.

Israel is keenly aware that this war will never fully end unless Gaza is demilitarized so that Hamas cannot reload. In the meantime, Hamas is making furtive efforts to download as many Netflix war movies as their server can handle. This is being done in order to continue their war efforts of controlling an already sympathetic mainstream media, like CNN, who had shown injured children from a "cease-fire" that Hamas refused to accept and barbarically put kids in harm's way in the first place.

Since July 8th, Hamas has fired about 2500 rockets at civilian targets in Israel. Perhaps CNN didn't realize that--they must get their news from Obama. 




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