Canadian Imam Wants to Ditch Freedom of Speech

Ottawa, Ontario: an Ottawa imam while denouncing the Paris attack at the satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, said that religious cartoons of religious leaders should be illegal. He claimed "Of course we defend freedom of speech," but that's like saying "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." It's a lie.

The imam, Imtiaz Ahmed (not the "I weel keel you" Ahmed, this is the other guy) is with the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community. He believes that it should be against the law to depict religious figures, including those who rape, murder, torture and commit both pedophilia and necrophilia, in a derogatory way. In other words, don't do cartoons of Muhammad or you will go to prison where Islam is the religion of preference among many who seek protection, and they weel keel you on the inside.

A Truce Not Good for the Goose and CNN Panders

A truce is only as good as the intentions of the two sides involved. Hamas' only intentions is clearly depicted in their charter, especially seen in Chapter 7 which reads in part: 

"The prophet, prayer and peace be upon him, said: The time will not come until Muslims will fight the Jews (and kill them); until the Jews hide behind rocks and trees, which will cry: O Muslim! there is a Jew hiding behind me, come on and kill him! This will not apply to the Gharqad, which is a Jewish tree (cited by Bukhari and Muslim)."

I'll have more flexibility when Bibi is dead

So not only did Muhammad (peas be up in him) believe one wing of a fly holds disease and the other wing holds the cure, but these other two idiots believe that trees can talk. And you wonder why their most significant invention was an alarm that goes off when a Muslim falls asleep while praying.

Well surprise, surprise, Hamas rejected Israel's offer to extend the 12-hour humanitarian cease-fire for an additional 4 hours. They claim they've fired 5 more rockets late Saturday. Where is John Swiftboat Kerry when you need him?

Sami "The Camel" Abu Zuhri is the Hamas spokes dirtbag texted the announcement of the rejection, so the Israeli IDF warned the residents not to return to their homes due to the danger they will impart on Hamas who uses their homes and children to hide behind. Let's hope "The Camel" wasn't riding on one when he texted.

Meanwhile, in Paris, Kerry and other foreign ministers were chatting about how to build on the fighting lull and make a sustainable truce out of this Hamas farce. His hair grew two more inches while he pondered the situation. The meeting was to include Qatar (a real friend of Hamas), Germany (we've got Merkel's number), Italy, Britain (who has their own Muslim problem in London and elsewhere), and Catherine Ashton, the European foreign policy wonk. Israel, Hamas and the Palestinian Authority were present, because why does Kerry need them anyway?

Robert Serry, a top UN envoy in the region will be urging Israel and Hamas to extend the truce for another 24 hours, but that has as much chance of success as a pork store in Gaza.

Israel wants more time to destroy terror tunnels (sounds like a great name for a ride at an amusement park) in Gaza, while Hamas wants the international community to guarantee that the Israeli-Egyptian border blockade will be lifted in order for supplies like rockets, mortars and Halal MREs to come into Gaza.

Israel is keenly aware that this war will never fully end unless Gaza is demilitarized so that Hamas cannot reload. In the meantime, Hamas is making furtive efforts to download as many Netflix war movies as their server can handle. This is being done in order to continue their war efforts of controlling an already sympathetic mainstream media, like CNN, who had shown injured children from a "cease-fire" that Hamas refused to accept and barbarically put kids in harm's way in the first place.

Since July 8th, Hamas has fired about 2500 rockets at civilian targets in Israel. Perhaps CNN didn't realize that--they must get their news from Obama. 




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Camel Urine, Refreshing and Good for Health, They Say

Medical researchers discovered that MERS, or Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, comes from camels, those ships of the desert used by the Bedouins since the first terrorist was yay high to a sand dune. The  syndrome is extremely serious and is about 30% fatal.

MERS has now come to America. A man visiting the Middle East brought it back to the United States after returning home. Although it is spread by contact with camels, it can be transmitted to humans and health officials are concerned that MERS can become an epidemic.

But the question is: how did MERS make its way from camels to humans? I believe I have the answer.

The majority religion of the Middle East is Islam, the religion of peace, and the area this man visited is Muslim dominated. And let us remember, Muslims there like their camels, and I'm not referring to the cigarette.

Yes, camels are an important commodity of the Middle East.

The prophet of Islam, Muhammed (often spelled Mohammed, Mohammad, Muhammad and Mo, with derivatives of the name such as: Mahmud, Mahmet, and so on) recommended using camel urine as a way of battling disease and the heat of the desert. So camel urine was an oft-used soft drink for Mohammad's armies. The Hadith, or biographies of Mo, et al, speaks to this:

Narrated Anas: Some people from the tribe of "Uki" came to the Prophet and embraced Islam. The climate of Medina did not suit them, so the Prophet ordered them to go to the (herd of Milch) camels of charity and to drink, their milk and urine (as a medicine). Bukhari 8:82:794

Anas b. Malik reported that some people belonging (to the tribe) of 'Uraina came to Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) at Medina, but they found its climate uncongenial. So Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said the them: If you so like, you may go to the camels of Sadaqa and drink their milk and urine. They did so and were all right.' Sahih Muslim 16:41:30

Some Islamic researchers claim that camel urine components display anti-cancer properties in vitro. Coincidentally, all the researchers involved with these ethnopharmacological studies happen to be Muslim: Al-Yousef N., Gaafar, A., Al-Jammaz, I., Aboussekhra, A. to name a few. For more information on this unbelievable study go here .

So it seems possible that our traveling MERS carrier had gone to the Middle East where he either came in contact with a camel, for whatever reason (use your imagination), or was thirsty and quenched his thirst with a swig of the critter juice touted by many, imbibed by few.

In fact, when a fly landed in the drink of a tribesman, Mohammad told him not to worry, because while one wing of the fly was diseased, the other wing was the cure of the disease. 

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said "If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink) for one of the wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease." (Sahih Al-Bukhari: 4:54:537)

Oh that scientist, Mohammad, (peas be up in him), he knew a thing or two. 

In my latest novel, a New York reporter is taken hostage by terrorists. If POTUS refuses to release 3 Gitmo jihadists, the reporter will die in 24 hours—they will behead him and show it on the Internet. There is only one way out but the clock is ticking . . .

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