Kamala Harris: "We seek spy balloon competition and it only brings us closer to my favorite cuisine"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

When a person runs for president, he or she selects a vice president with less presence, less charisma, and in the latest case, the intelligence of gum.

China is beefing up its military, stealing our intellectual material, spying on Eric Swalwell and others, and sending spy balloons across our nation, even in areas where our Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles are secreted. 

The Biden administration did nothing for days and made excuses until it became public that a balloon fifty times the size of the Canadian shop teacher's prosthetic breasts was floating across our land.

But this administration refuses to acknowledge that Communist China is our enemy and is apparently gearing up militarily for some unmentionable reason. 

However, it's so bad with these White House clowns that our Vice President Kamala Hahaharris views China as a respected challenger of the United States, and can't get enough of that Moo Shoo Pork, like the Bidens can't get enough of a different kind of Chinese 'pork,' if you get what I mean.

On Wednesday, POLITICO released an interview with our cackling Vice President where she said that America's relations with China aren't hampered by their spying on us. Okay, she didn't say spying but that's because hahahahahahaha, time.

Harris told POLITICO when she was asked whether the White House diplomatic strategy with the CCP has changed at all, and the idiot replied, “I don’t think so, no.” 

She mysteriously added, “Everything that has happened in the last week and a half is, we believe, very consistent with our stated approach. Besides, nothing beats Chinese food. I love the won ton, the moo goo stuff and egg rolls, hahahahaha, and yes, yellow school buses.”

And time, and the concept of time, for time is what it is in concept this time and all of the time.

It isn't that this administration doesn't understand the fact that China is our enemy, it's that they are personally profiting from China. 

Just ask Hunter.

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F-15 Pilot says object shot down over Alaska was curiously shaped like a fortune cookie

ALASKA -- F-15 fighter pilot, Capt. John "Moonface" McFoley told the media that the object he shot down over the Alaska skies on Friday was unlike anything he ever shot down. 

"It was weird, unusual. Darn thing reminded me of a fortune cookie me and my wife, Karen, gets at Fang's, our local Chinese restaurant near the base," he told Brain Flushings. "Shucks, I was hopin' once I blew that sucker to kingdom come, I'd get to see a fortune floatin' down. Just kiddin'."

But of course the unidentified flying object was not an actual fortune cookie and was significantly smaller than the Chinese spy balloons like the one shot down last week after it was allowed to complete its mission.

"We cannot give further details about the for--I mean the object that Captain McFoley shot down," said Pentagon spokesperson Brig. Gen. Chris "Meatball" Flatulata. "What I can say is that the object was about the size of a Prius and had a fancy spoiler in the rear with what we've determined to be a backup camera. It looked nothing like the balloon we shot down over the coast of South Carolina. Speaking of which, how 'bout that Alex Murdaugh trial, eh?"

A U.S. official told BF that the fortune cookie shaped object did not seem to have any "observable surveillance equipment" aboard, but it did have the words "I love you big time," written on its side. 

Capt. McFoley, however, wasn't so sure the object was innocent of spying on the US. 

"Nowadays, it isn't weird to see stuff in the sky like drones and all, but usually you can tell if its friendly or foe. I, for one, think that any object that says "I love you big time" has got to be suspicious, particularly when it was written in Chinese," Foley said.

When asked for comment about this latest development, PINO Joe Biden told Brain Flushings that he would get back to us later and just wandered away, arms at his sides, not swinging in any normal way that arms swing.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre was later asked about the object she looked at her notes and then told BF that she would have to get back to us some day.

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Biden admin tried to hide China's spy balloon from Americans

Alleged President Joe Biden and his handlers knew for almost a week that China had a spy balloon hovering over the United States but tried to keep it a secret from the American public. Evidently, they were worried that if the nation knew 'the deal,' it would screw up Secretary of State Antony Blinken's scheduled meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

Meanwhile, Republicans expressed “outrage” over Biden's refusal to do anything about the communist China's violation of international law and the threat it has on our homeland.

Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-Staten Island, NY) said of the incident: “It’s an outrage that the Biden Administration spotted this balloon days ago as it was flying over the Aleutian Islands and did nothing about it. The president has not even made a comment about this unacceptable act of aggression by the CCP.”

Biden's handlers knew about the balloon on January 28th, Bloomberg reported, when it was spotted over Alaska. It was tracked by the US military as it flew into Canadian airspace and re-entered American airspace on Tuesday. By Wednesday our so called president received a detailed briefing about the balloon's course with Secretary of Equity and Defense Lloyd Austin and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley.

Sources told Bloomberg that Milley and Austin argued against shooting the craft down due to the danger its debris could pose to the public. Biden, believing they were referring to an unborn baby initially wanted it destroyed, but later gave in to their higher authority. 

Bahdahbing!

However, it was Biden who chose to conceal the situation from the American public, paraphrasing Tom Cruise in 'A Few Good Men,' saying "They can't handle the truth!" 

The administration wanted the Chinese embassy in Washington, D.C. to provide an excuse for the spy balloon because Blinken was going to head to China and Biden didn't want to screw up any business deals he thought would emerge from the meeting.

It wasn't until Thursday that the administration told the public because the Billings Gazette, a local Montana newspaper, published photos of the spy balloon and the story went viral on national media.

Blinken was then forced to postpone his meeting with Xi indefinitely while China repeatedly insisted that the “airship” was meant for meteorological research and had been innocently blown off course, and President Biden is the greatest US president in the history of the world.

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Hamasshole "Balloon Boy" launches one from Gaza: explodes in Israel

A Hamasshole I'll name "Balloon Boy" launched an incendiary balloon from the Gaza Strip which exploded over a southern Israel community last Wednesday. Fortunately, the device did not hurt anyone nor caused any damage to property, but it didn't help decrease tensions in the area, The Times of Israel reported, citing government officials.

A local government spokesperson told the outlet that the device detonated “near a community in the Eshkol region” and “residents reported a loud blast heard in the community." Terrorist witnessing the device go airborne jumped up and down in spontaneous joy, hoping and praying it would kill at least a Jew or two, but alas, they'll have to back to their modern device drawing board and, Inshallah, try again.

The balloon was the first explosive attack of its kind from the Gaza Strip since an Egyptian-brokered impotent ceasefire was reached following two days of intense fighting in early May, which killed 25 militants and civilians in Gaza as well as four Israeli civilians.

About fifteen years ago, I had a mental patient tell me that if there was just one Jew and one so-called Palestinian left on Earth, the latter would still try to kill the former. He was correct, I believe.

As part of the agreement, Gaza’s Hamas rulers were reportedly obligated to stop the launching of incendiary balloons at Israel. In addition to the danger they pose to people, the devices have been blamed for wildfires and Palestinian children's parties aren't what they used to be as balloons are now a precious commodity.

Although violence has subsided since the ceasefire agreement, fire departments in southern Israel reported an increase in “arson attacks,” including six fires on Wednesday, which fire officials believe is a result of the devices, The Times of Israel reported.

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