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ALASKA -- F-15 fighter pilot, Capt. John "Moonface" McFoley told the media that the object he shot down over the Alaska skies on Friday was unlike anything he ever shot down.
"It was weird, unusual. Darn thing reminded me of a fortune cookie me and my wife, Karen, gets at Fang's, our local Chinese restaurant near the base," he told Brain Flushings. "Shucks, I was hopin' once I blew that sucker to kingdom come, I'd get to see a fortune floatin' down. Just kiddin'."
But of course the unidentified flying object was not an actual fortune cookie and was significantly smaller than the Chinese spy balloons like the one shot down last week after it was allowed to complete its mission.
But of course the unidentified flying object was not an actual fortune cookie and was significantly smaller than the Chinese spy balloons like the one shot down last week after it was allowed to complete its mission.
"We cannot give further details about the for--I mean the object that Captain McFoley shot down," said Pentagon spokesperson Brig. Gen. Chris "Meatball" Flatulata. "What I can say is that the object was about the size of a Prius and had a fancy spoiler in the rear with what we've determined to be a backup camera. It looked nothing like the balloon we shot down over the coast of South Carolina. Speaking of which, how 'bout that Alex Murdaugh trial, eh?"
A U.S. official told BF that the fortune cookie shaped object did not seem to have any "observable surveillance equipment" aboard, but it did have the words "I love you big time," written on its side.
Capt. McFoley, however, wasn't so sure the object was innocent of spying on the US.
Capt. McFoley, however, wasn't so sure the object was innocent of spying on the US.
"Nowadays, it isn't weird to see stuff in the sky like drones and all, but usually you can tell if its friendly or foe. I, for one, think that any object that says "I love you big time" has got to be suspicious, particularly when it was written in Chinese," Foley said.
When asked for comment about this latest development, PINO Joe Biden told Brain Flushings that he would get back to us later and just wandered away, arms at his sides, not swinging in any normal way that arms swing.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean Pierre was later asked about the object she looked at her notes and then told BF that she would have to get back to us some day.
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