South Korea will get back on the horn

South Korea isn't going to take North Korea's nuclear test lying down. They spoke with the U.S. and asked for some muscle--we may be sending in a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and submarines as Seoul has restarted the propaganda broadcasts that have upset Kim Jong Un, causing enormous damage to the infrastructure of his cerebrum.

The cross-border broadcasts are to begin tomorrow, just two days after the North Koreans claimed they tested a mini-H-bomb underground. Some experts believe that Kim is full of sushi, and that the test was merely an atomic bomb which doesn't have the same impact and signature as a Hydrogen bomb.

That should give us comfort. Not as many people die simultaneously as with an H-bomb, so they would need a couple more to do the job. We can rest easy tonight knowing that President Obama and John Kerry are on the job, protecting America like Hillary protected Chris Stevens and the three heroes in Benghazi.

But I digress.

The propaganda broadcasts are used to get North Koreans to wonder about just how powerful Kim and the other Ums are, how infallible, and how truthful in their boasting. (They might refer to Kim as "That Butterball," and "Fat Kid Who Couldn't Shoot Straight.") In other words, the broadcasts are meant to get North Koreans questioning their fearless leader's thinking, and to lessen tensions between the two countries that had at one time shared the same culture and land.

The U.S., South Korea and Japan have "agreed to work together to forge a united and strong international response to North Korea's latest reckless behavior," came the squeak from the White House, as President Barack Hussein Obama reaffirmed the "unshakeable U.S. commitment" to the security of South Korea and Japan, Fox News reported.

Also discussed between South Korean and U.S. military leaders was the possible deployment of "strategic assets" with the possibility being F-22 stealth fighters, B-52 baadaahbing bombers, and nuclear subs. 

"That should make the hairs on Kim's head stand up even taller," said John-Hair-Plugs-Kerry. (Okay, but he was thinking that.)

South Korea will limit entry to a jointly run factory park in North Korea--the last remnants of inter-Korean cooperation. 

Josh Not-Very Earnest, White House spokesman said that the U.S. analysis of the blast was "not consistent with the claims that the regime has made a successful hydrogen bomb test," and that nothing has occurred with the last 24 hours to change that assessment.

According to some experts, it's probable that North Korea detonated a boosted fission bomb, something halfway between an atomic bomb and an H-bomb.

"Fission, fusion--what difference, at this time, does it make?" some old lady was heard to say.

I say, imagine how embarrassing it would be to the U.S. allowing a fat jerk like Kim Jong Un to launch a nuclear warhead at the White House. I'd rather 'clean house' with the vote.




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An atomic bomb is to a hydrogen bomb like a sparkler is to an atomic bomb. So when North Korea claims it set off a Hydrogen bomb in an underground test, many people were skeptical because the 'pop' just wasn't there.

Okay, Pyongyang called it a "miniaturized" Hydrogen bomb, but North Korea calls Kim Jung Un the "Supreme Leader and Best Friends with Famous Basketball Player Dennis," so how can you take what they say seriously? 

North Korea lies like a Clinton at a congressional committee hearing.

In spite of the fact that the North Korean announcement could not be confirmed, we know that they test was a nuclear bomb, and this is their fourth test since 2006. Iran was in the peanut gallery watching this one as they have done before. 

A North Korean state-run TV spokeswoman said the test was a "perfect success," but if she didn't say that, she'd be placed in a minefield and told to start running as Kim looked on through his military binoculars waiting for the explosion.

However, this test, and the others, does not bode well for Barack Obama. 

In response to the announcement, the UN Security Council immediately called for an emergency meeting scheduled for Wednesday morning. Marco Rubio will not be there, but he doesn't need to be there as he is not part of the Council.

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Andrei Lankov, an expert on North Korea, spoke with Fox News saying he was "seriously skeptical" that Pyongyang actually lit off an H-bomb because to do so, they would have needed to spend a lot more money in a country where money is scarce, and described doing that for just one test as "mission overkill." Lankov also believes the test didn't have the 'signature' of a Hydrogen bomb and he had no doubt that it was merely an atomic test.

Does it really matter if you're blown to bits by an atomic bomb or fried like a marshmallow with a blow torch?

Finally, both parties on Capitol Hill want to tighten sanctions and put more pressure on North Korea. Tightening sanctions on a country as poor as they are is like telling a guy living in a cardboard box under the Manhattan Bridge that you're not going to buy him a gym membership. 

I believe we need to make it clear to Iran, who appears to have a stake in this, that because of the nuclear proliferation that's going on with our enemies, we are going to snap back the sanctions we had on them and withhold every nickel of the money we earmarked for them.

Then  we need president Obama to tell Kim Jung Un, "We have your ugly ass in our sights and we're locked and loaded. You want nuclear, I'll give you nuclear where the sun don't shine, you no-neck scumcrumpet."

Can't you just see president Obama saying that?

Neither can I.

The sad truth is that this is a very serious situation and nothing is being done. These rogue nations like Iran and North Korea know Obama is everything that Lt. Col. Ralph Peters said of him and worse.


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