Dem debate: Tim Ryan refused to hold his hand over his heart during Nat'l Anthem, stuff followed

The following is satire, but it's true that Ryan did refuse to put his hand over his heart during the anthem.

So the second first-string Democratic-socialist debate is now in the history comic books. As always, the debate started out with the playing of the National Anthem, which seemed to bother a lot of people.

Tim Ryan (Dummy-OH) was the only leftist to refuse to place his hand over his heart in respect of the country and our flag. Every other candidate did so, but they noticed how Ryan was getting attention for his unpatriotic display.

Not to be outdone by Ryan's display of who hates America the most, Sen, Bernie Sanders (Idiot-VT) took a knee.

Once Sanders bent his arthritic knee in defiance of the Star Spangled Banner, Sen. Elizabeth "Cowabunga" Warren got into the act and removed a small American flag from her purse and performed a Cherokee war dance upon it as it lay on the ground and lit it on fire.

Marianne Williamson quickly ran over to where Warren was carrying on, and picked up the flaming flag and put the fire out with a glass of water CNN provided for her. She then picked up the smoldering flag, whispered something inaudible, and hugged it to her face.

"And the home of the brave."

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Marianne Williamson admits she screwed up 1st debate

Marianne Williamson was the great hope for the GOP in the first debate, except that she is campaigning on the Democratic ticket. Republicans love her because she came off as the perfect whack-job to give Trump another four years if she could miraculously achieve the nomination.

Her first debate performance certainly made her stand out, but it also made her the subject of Twitter memes and roundtable jokes. Now she plans to reverse that trend by presenting herself as a serious candidate in next week's Democratic Party presidential debates.

It's debatable whether or not she can pull it off, but we shall see.

Speaking with USA Today, the wellness self-help pontificator plans to change up her delivery this time around so that it would reflect more of her substance, something lacking in the Democratic Party for many years.

"I hope that this time my delivery will be more aligned with my substance," Williamson told the outlet. "I don’t regret the substance of anything I said, but I understand that my delivery made me vulnerable to mockery." [Hahahaha]

"Every day on the campaign trail is preparation. Every day you’re thinking about issues, writing about issues, talking about issues, learning about issues," she continued. "It’s a continuous process. To me that’s the best preparation."

"I need to just be myself," she mistakenly concluded.

Marianne Williamson rose to prominence in the early '90s as a regular guest on "The Oprah Winfrey Show," where she would often preach her new age balderdash about love, healing, and external forces that people can harness if they just love each other more [and kissy-huggy, snuggle bunny better].

At the first Democratic debate in June, she gave America a small glimpse into her psyche when she declared that she would harness the power of love to defeat President Trump's harnessing of fear:

"I’m sorry we haven’t talked more tonight about how we’re going to beat Donald Trump. I have an idea about Donald Trump. Donald Trump is not going to be beaten just by insider politics talk. He’s not going to be beaten just by somebody who has plans. He’s going to be beaten by somebody who has an idea what the man has done. This man has reached into the psyche of the American people and he has harnessed fear for political purposes. 

"So, Mr. President — if you’re listening — I want you to hear me please: You have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out. So I, sir, I have a feeling you know what you’re doing. I’m going to harness love for political purposes. I will meet you on that field, and sir, love will win."

Rim shot!

While her performance inspired chuckles and mockery, people also fell somewhat in love with her whacky persona and couldn't get enough of it. Republicans even began donating to her campaign just to keep her on the debate stage.

Some liberals have warned that Democrats should not ignore her candidacy, arguing that she's the perfect embodiment of a left-wing Donald Trump — an ultra-feminine public figure who appeals to wellness-oriented suburban housewives more effectively than a naive Marxist radical like Sen. Bernie "Pass the Pudding" Sanders (I-VT).

Rolling Stone referred to her as the "cosmic sorceress we need now," while Mary McNamara of the Los Angeles Times warned Democrats to "ignore Marianne Williamson at your own peril."

Imagine if she does, by some divine intervention, win the nomination for the 2020 election. What nickname would President Trump bestow upon her?

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Marianne Williamson wants a 'Department of Peace' if she become POTUS

Is Marianne Williamson the antithesis of President Trump or simply a love-raging, stone-clutching lunatic whose goal as president would be to teach China, Russia and North Korea the words to "Kumbaya"? Is it possible that all she is saying is "give peace a chance?"

Williamson has called for a "Department of Peace" during her Monday night appearance on "The Late Show."  This nearly brought tears to the eyes of fellow leftist and the show's host Stephen Colbert.

Colbert asked Williamson, author of "Politics of Love" if she would order others to "kill our enemies" as POTUS, to which she replied "absolutely." She would kill the crap out of them.

"I think that when you take an oath of office of the president of the United States, part of that oath means that you are commander in chief," Williamson explained correctly to the simple studio audience. "But I think if you're going to talk about peace, you can't just back up into peace... My critique of our national security agenda is not a critique of the military. It's a critique of the politicians who have based our national security agenda as much on short-term profit maximization for defense contractors as it has on any agenda for creating peace. When was the last time you heard a politician talking about peace on this planet in 20 years? That's why I want a Department of Peace."

So what she's saying is, we only build up our military to enrich the pockets of defense contractors, not to actually defend the nation against foreign threats.

Colbert recalled a conversation he had listened to between former American diplomat Richard Holbrooke and stoner musician Willie Nelson where Nelson asked, "'Why don't we have a Department of Peace?'" To which Holbrooke responded, "'Willie, we do. It's called the State Department. It's just not used that way.'"

Williamson knocked the current budget for peace building agencies, which she said gets less than $1 billion of the $40 billion State Department budget.

The "Late Show" host then pointed out how she had the podium at the far end of the debate stage last month and asked Williamson if she felt "marginalized" because they put the more popular Democrats, those with the most support, in the middle since it makes  more sense.

"My placement on the podium is the least of of the ways that I feel marginalized in this election," Williamson responded. "But I understand how it works and I understand that there's this sort of political media industrial complex. [She was being totally serious when she called it the 'media industrial complex'.] And last time it was 'It has to be Bernie [Sanders] and this time it's 'Oh, it can be any of these four or five.' And I have a problem with that. I challenge the idea that only people whose careers have been entrenched for decades in the limitations of the mindset that drove us into this ditch that they're the only ones we should consider qualified to take us out of the ditch."

How can you not love this woman? She's a little verbose, a little cutesy and a whole lot Love Boat on steroids.

The presidential longshot dismissed the idea that the "safe choice" in someone like former Vice President Joe Biden since it could be "the most dangerous thing we could possibly do." That's because Biden needs a reminder to tie his shoes, much less run a country.

"I think that when we think of political qualifications today, we should expand our sense of what those qualifications are," Williamson blathered on. "A political qualification today should include political vision, it should include moral certitude, it should include the capacity to move groups of people, large groups of people towards a common goal, a common vision, a law for democracy and a law for our world and a love for our planet."

Williamson's political vision, outside of frequent hugs and perhaps drugs, is unclear.


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Androgynous MSNBC host says Trumpers 'must be destroyed'--'It cannot be negotiated with'

Mainly Snotty Neanderthals Being Cynical (MSNBC) host [with an androgynous name and appearance] Chris Hayes 'latté vented' a few days ago about how progressives [aka Constitutional regressives] should approach the kind of sentiments President Trump's supporters expressed during his North Carolina rally on Wednesday.

His supporters, who chanted "send her back" at the mention of anti-Semite and Minnesota freshman congresswoman Ilhan Omar reveled in their own "Americanness and primacy at the expense of others," Mzz. Hayes said on Thursday.

Hayes, who hosts "All In," an anti-Trump clown show accused his supporters of exhibiting a type of "passion" and "rage" that fueled Republican politics. "That sentiment at the core of the coalition cannot be pried loose and it cannot be negotiated with and it cannot be appeased," Mzz. Hayes said.

In the spirit of the lovely Marianne Williamson, Hayes said,  "It must be peacefully, non-violently, politically destroyed with love, compassion, and determination -- but utterly confronted and destroyed," Hayes added. "That is the only way to break the coalition apart."

Hayes went on to suggest that Trump's coalition was "in too deep" and "shamed themselves too much" to leave based on various interests. "The heart of the thing must be ripped out," he said. "The darkness must be banished. The people who feel moral revulsion at that display we saw last night must collectively mobilize in greater numbers than the chanters."

Marianne Williamson said of Hayes' remarks, "Is this person, this Hayes, sleeping with anybody?"

Look, Trump was wrong about standing there while his audience chanted "Send her back!" He didn't react quickly as he claimed--he waited a full 13 seconds, but he didn't encourage the chant as he always does when he agrees. It looks more as if he was taken by surprise. He should have stopped it in its tracks but he didn't. However, the media and the left [but I repeat myself] in congress are now comparing him to the late Sen. John McCain when he didn't allow a woman in his audience to get away with calling Obama a Muslim. Yet when McCain was running, these same people attacked him for being a racist, bigot, homophobe and whatever the word of the day was the Democrats use to smear Republicans.

Everyone knew who Trump was when he ran and was elected to office. The left will blame Trump for everything they can. I forget who said it on Fox News the other day, but he said [and I paraphrase] that if Trump walked on water crossing the Delaware River, the left would say "He can't swim."

Chris Hayes is just another media opinion hack with no real journalistic integrity, like the rest of them who see nothing positive about Trump's accomplishments. This is why he is our president. 

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Marianne Williamson now wants Muslims to apologize to Jews

Marianne Williamson, a 2020 Democratic dopeful went full-frontal love and huggies recently, asking white people to apologize to black people for being white and slavery and whatever other victimhood notion she could come up with. The idiots in the audience took her seriously and white folks surrounded black folks in the audience and hugged it out and said they were sorry for something they had nothing to do with, but hey, they're Democrats and that says it all.

Whitey even had to apologize to black folks for lynchings they were not involved in and police brutality, even if they didn't know a police officer who committed such a vile act, which are few and far between, thankfully.

Now the genius of the heart, but not so much the mind, wants Muslims to apologize to all people of the Jewish faith, even those Jews who call themselves Jewish by virtue of eating an occasional knish or matzoh.

She even wants Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Alexandria Obviously-Comatose and What's-her-name to go out and find a Jew and tell them they are sorry for wanting the total destruction of Israel and all the Jews that live there and elsewhere.

"Williamson walked out on the stage, microphone poised in front of her face like a chocolate push-up popsicle, she paused, looked around the enormous room of at least 36 people and said, 'I want all the Muslims in the room to go out and find a Jew and give that Jew an honest hug and tell him or her that you never meant what you said when you mentioned that Israel should not exist along with the people who live there and the same kind of people who live elsewhere,'" the Times of Dumbledorf wrote. "'Tell them you apologize and promise not to say things like 'From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free' because we all know what that really means, and it's a mean thing to say,'" she said.

Not surprisingly, Williamson is polling uncharacteristically well in New Hampshire, proving that those people will vote for anyone with a pulse who promises them free stuff and love.

One Jewish woman in the room, who thought she was attending a Mah Jong marathon, told the Times of Dumbledorf  that she never heard of anyone asking for a Muslim apology for what they say and do to Jews.

"So I'm sitting here, you know, minding my own business, not paying attention to what that crazy lady from the government was saying, when this nice lady with a funny-looking snood on her head comes over to me and says, 'Are you Jewish?' and I answer yes, and she says, 'You don't look Jewish. Are you sure?' So I tell her again, yes, I am most certainly Jewish. Why do you ask? And she gives me a hug like no hug I ever got from my Jake. She tells me, 'I'm sorry. I didn't mean it when Mohammad, peace be upon him, killed all those Jews in that town in the Middle East.' So I ask her, he did? How many? and she tells me, 'Only about six hundred or more.' and I say, Oy, I forgive you but tell him not to do it again and she tells me he won't."

A vote for Marianne Williamson is a vote for love and forgiveness and Trump.

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