Dem debate: Tim Ryan refused to hold his hand over his heart during Nat'l Anthem, stuff followed

The following is satire, but it's true that Ryan did refuse to put his hand over his heart during the anthem.

So the second first-string Democratic-socialist debate is now in the history comic books. As always, the debate started out with the playing of the National Anthem, which seemed to bother a lot of people.

Tim Ryan (Dummy-OH) was the only leftist to refuse to place his hand over his heart in respect of the country and our flag. Every other candidate did so, but they noticed how Ryan was getting attention for his unpatriotic display.

Not to be outdone by Ryan's display of who hates America the most, Sen, Bernie Sanders (Idiot-VT) took a knee.

Once Sanders bent his arthritic knee in defiance of the Star Spangled Banner, Sen. Elizabeth "Cowabunga" Warren got into the act and removed a small American flag from her purse and performed a Cherokee war dance upon it as it lay on the ground and lit it on fire.

Marianne Williamson quickly ran over to where Warren was carrying on, and picked up the flaming flag and put the fire out with a glass of water CNN provided for her. She then picked up the smoldering flag, whispered something inaudible, and hugged it to her face.

"And the home of the brave."

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