Kim Jong Un has agent face firing squad for Googling 'Kim Jong Un'

If you google Kim Jong Un you would learn that he wasn't a very good student at the Liebefeld Steinhölzli state school in Köniz near Bern, Switzerland. His grades actually kind of sucked and he is very protective over all the information one might find on Google.

Kim is so protective, in fact, that a North Korean agent who actually did google his name is now facing a firing squad. At least he isn't being sent off on a pogostick in a minefield, I guess.

The fact is, nobody in the hermit kingdom is allowed to use the internet without authorization from the big guy--no, not Biden--Kim.

But this poor guy isn't the only one caught surfing the web as several others from the regime's hush-hush Bureau 10 have been caught with their pants down surfing the web--figuratively, of course.

The regime does all it can to keep its citizens from learning about the outside world and this even includes its agents.

A secret source said the agents were ratted out by a colleague in a Dwight Schrute [of The Office] type of move. The rat was from the Ministry of State Security who didn't get the job belting out "Sound of Music" parodies on YouTube.

And while searching the web in North Korea is really wrong for those who bought green bananas and expect to eat them once they're ripe, falling asleep in a meeting headed by the supreme leader for life and a Dennis Rodman buddy, can make you the moving target for anti-aircraft gun practice.

The secret source said: 'Bureau 10 departments are given access to the internet, which had allowed agents to turn off their search word recording devices and search the web as much as they like without issue.

"But after a new bureau chief took over, even these previously routine issues have turned into major incidents." 

Even public whistling or carrying a happy tune can get you ten hard ones in the NoKo slammer.

Greg Scarlatoiu, director of the Committee for Human Rights in North Korea, said the regime's information firewall was falling apart. "Even the most trusted agents of the Kim regime are now attempting to access information from the outside world," he said.

And then the secret source told of even worse atrocities that cannot be mentioned here, but use your imagination as to what one can do with a decent pair of pliers, dry ice, and jalipiños while listening to 'The Greatest Hits of Tiny Tim.'

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Trump: Blacks and Hispanics "don't know how to get online"--wait, that was Biden who said that

Whenever Joe Biden talks, people listen, and many of them cringe. Anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex, whether or not he or she admits it, knows there is something amiss with Biden's brain. This is not being said out of malice, it's simply obvious.

The gaffer spoke at a Comedy News Network town hall with Anderson Cooper in which the President basically implied that Blacks and Hispanics are too ignorant to "know how to get online."

I'm not saying that Joe Biden is a racist, he can imply that himself with his own words and it's amazing that anyone on his staff doesn't tell him to cool it with these appearances. Without a TelePrompter, Biden comes across like an assisted living old White guy living in the 1960s.

If you need some context, turn on your audio for this brief clip.

During the exchange with Cooper, Uncle Joe is attempting to explain some of the problems being encountered in the course of trying to get everyone vaccinated for the coronavirus. One issue is the online registration process to request a vaccine where problems have existed. The bigger problem, however, is when Biden went off script and said that minorities don't know "how to get online."

His words:

“The other portion is, a lot of people don’t know how to register. Not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and African-American community particularly, and in rural areas that are distant or inner-city districts, know how to use, know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens.”

To paraphrase other Biden statements let us not forget that President Obama is a Black man who smells good and he's smart. You cannot go to a Seven-Eleven without seeing a guy with an Indian accent; and Republicans are going to put all Black people back in chains. 

If that wasn't good enough to show the American public how Biden thinks about minorities then nothing anyone can say would convince them otherwise.

It's truly mind boggling how a U.S. president can be so incredibly condescending to minorities, but hey, let's not forget that he has nearly all of the media making excuses for him or helping him by not reporting some of what he says. 

It's no different than CNN host Chris Cuomo's silence on his brother Gov. Andrew Cuomo's current scandal with the COVID data coverup in New York.

And the way that Anderson Cooper just stood there on stage nodding as if Biden's words were normal tells you everything you need to know about the mainstream media.

A shoe on the other foot, Trump's foot, would have received a different response. And that's why nobody with at least two brain cells to rub together trust the media.

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Pittsburgh is the first to eliminate its daily birdcage liner

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the largest American city to be the first to no longer have a daily print newspaper, but they still have the Steelers, and if the NFL continues taking a knee, that too may be a thing of the past.

The Post-Gazette informed its reader [or two] that it will cut its production schedule from seven days a week to five, beginning this weekend, losing its daily status.

The Post-Gazette was launched 232 years ago, making it one of the oldest newspapers in the country. The paper first indicated in June the cutback would be eventually taking place but noted the digital edition will continue.

"It's the year 2018," they uncovered, "and with the way people review and expect to review information and news, we think we're doing the right thing," said Keith Wilkowski, vice president of legal and government affairs for Block Communications Inc., owner of the paper and located in Toledo, Ohio.

"We will be publishing a [digital] newspaper seven days a week," Wilkowski said, "and, frankly, we reach more people via online than through the print publication."

Of course, the union that represents 150 Post-Gazette employees, The Guild of Pittsburgh, immediately slammed the paper in a tweet, calling the cutback "an insane, misguided plan" and "the beginning of the end." They obviously don't understand math.

A Pew Research Center analysis found in July that more than half of the largest newspaper in the U.S. have laid off employees since January 2017. Specifically, nine out of 16 newspapers nationwide with circulations of at least 250,000, or 56 percent, experienced layoffs during a 16-month period ending in April.

Print newspapers are struggling to stay afloat in a digital ocean of online print. It comes as no surprise they are slowly dying. But also part of the problem is the erosion of trust the public has developed, thanks, in part, to the rise in Trump and the obviously hate-filled biased news that is perfuse with opinion, omission, exaggeration and fake news than it is with real journalism.

Which is a good reason why you ought to consider reading this blog and others.


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Aunty Maxine Waters said people online are trying to kill her

Repulsive. Maxine Waters (D- Calif.) said at a House Financial Services Committee hearing that people on the internet are trying to kill her. Sadly, she's crazy, but the people of California elected her to the House of Representatives and it looks like they're stuck with her until she's back in diapers and needs her food liquified.

The focus of the hearing was basically focused on financial aspects of terror plots, particularly those of the so-called "lone-wolf" threats, according to PJ Media.

As is her wont, when Waters heard the word 'terrorism', she saw her opening and linked the KKK, white supremacists, and extremists to the "alt-right."

"I think we should focus a lot on domestic terrorism also," the senile anti-white racist said. "So I would like to ask again, given all that you have said about how difficult it is and the privacy concerns, do you have any thoughts about what we can do to begin to deal with the KKK, the white nationalists, the, the extremists, the Alt-Right?"

Then Waters dribbled over the edge and said, without any evidence other than her daily delusions, that the right-wing media is trying to kill her.

"They're on the internet, Breitbart, if you look at YouTube, you see how much they want to kill me and others. What can we do? Anybody, any one of you," she blathered . . . bwah ha ha.

Apparently, Waters' only reason for remaining in office, and the main thing on her failing mind, is for her calling for the impeachment of Trump.

Just a few weeks ago, she lumped African-American HUD Secretary Dr. Ben Carson and Jewish Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin in with the KKK and Nazis.

She once called Trump's cabinet a "bunch of scumbags," and told the idiots on "The View" that she was "so glad" damaging information is being leaked about Trump and she doesn't care if the leaked information compromises national security.

So it's clear that Waters would be willing to see Trump impeached at the expense of American lives. This is how crazy politics has become.


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Will This Become a New Internet Domain: www.shutupinfidel.jihad?

Now here's an idea that shows us just how savvy a community organizer can be. The Obama administration wants to give up US control over the organization that administers the Internet, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), which is based in Los Angeles.

ICANN is a non-profit group that controls domain names and other parts of the Internet architecture. It operates under a contract with the Commerce Department's National Telecommunications and Information Administration, and last Friday this agency announced that it wants ICANN to go global and develop a new governing structure to make this happen. The change would involve multiple "stakeholders."

Giving it All Away

President Obama wants to give away the Internet. While you might think this is crazy, I think it's crazy-seditious. And if you want to weaken America, this is the way to start.

Obama has given away a piece of our sovereignty by allowing our borders to become porous, and allowing illegals to enter our country, obtain our tax-paid benefits, and even allowed factions of the Muslim Brotherhood to sit down with him in our White House. I mean, it isn't like these brotherhood dudes are actually brothers like Jay Z. They offer us nothing and want our country for themselves. Now he wants to hand over the Internet to whoever.

Giving away the Internet is like giving away the Panama Canal; we built it with our money, just like we built the Internet (Al Gore excluded), and liberals wanted us to hand the canal over to Panama. Thankfully, Ronald Reagan refused and Obama is clueless about who is responsible for building things.

I predict that if we give up the Internet, the UN will take it over and the Islamic majority nations will ban free speech. I further predict that when this happens, Obama will support that decision, calling free speech "hate speech." 

With Obama, it's all about the words. That's all he has is words.



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