"He's Just a Hacker, So Why Bother?" It's Not My Job, Man

So is Edward Snowden merely a "29 year old hacker," as president Obama said, and not worthy of his intervening to try and get him back to the United States, where he is to tried for espionage, or is Snowden dangerously more than a simple hacker? I don't know. And I would bet that you don't know either, not really, because in order to truly know, you would need to learn what information he has given up to China, and now Russia. Was this young Woody Allen look-alike just bragging to the world, inflating his ego to sound important, or is there more than meets the eye? Obama has changed his tune about Snowden because he knows that Putin isn't going to cave to his whining.

Liberal Logic

Isn't it interesting how the Democrats are against probing deeper into the IRS scandals while the GOP is champing at the bit to do just that? First they claim that liberal or progressive groups were treated the same as tea party and other conservative groups--that is, they were also targeted by the IRS. And somehow, if this were true that would make it okay with them. So, as long as the IRS unfairly targets Americans, as long as it doesn't discriminate any particular group of American, it's okay.

Liberal logic.

IRS: Case Closed, Nothing to See Here

The IRS did not just target conservatives with words like tea party, or patriot in their name, they also targeted liberal organizations that didn't fully go along with the administration's agenda, like the occupy movement. Yes, organizations with the word occupy in their name were also targeted. (Imagine the effect this had on airliner and bus toilet manufacturers.)

Snowden and the Communist Manifest

It's beginning to look a lot like espionage, everywhere you go. Snowden appears to have brought a goody bag of intel that hurts our country and may have pre-planned this before he went to China. He is now engaged in commie country hopping and Julian Assange believes he's on his way to beautiful Ecuador, cha cha cha. Obama refers us to the Justice Department about this case, because if he has an opinion,  might be wrong and this would hurt his image. At least he sees Snowden as a traitor, or at the very least, a security problem, but he said that he wants to do something about the NSA when it's the NSA that's protecting us from terrorism. 

Leading from Behind Has its Consequences, Barack

It's beginning to sound like Snowden has more information than originally thought. He's still off the radar, but it's believed he's in Moscow right now. There may be tons of documents in his possession that, if he releases, it will clearly damage national security. Doesn't it worry you that someone like Edward Snowden, a 29 year old high school drop out, military drop out, and Woody Allen-esque bespeckled nerd working for a private contractor, can have the clearance to get his hands on such sensitive information? Doesn't it worry you that he spent time in China, a country that isn't user-friendly to us and would like to rape us of our intellectual property?

Jim McDermott, Useful Idiot

I have a dream. I believe if we can convince liberals like Senator Jim McDermott (Duh-WA) to stop talking before engaging their brains, we might actually have a foothold on combating terrorism more effectively in our country.

I Got Me an Obama Phone

The FBI has launched a bus ad campaign in Seattle to engage the public in helping fight terrorism. A bus advertisement containing the faces of 15 of the FBI's most wanted terrorists are displayed along the side of buses. All 15 are, can you believe, from the Middle East, and all hate everything the United States of America stands for, including all of the freedoms we take for granted in the Bill of Rights and Constitution, and all of these terrorists would gladly kill as many Westerners as they could, even if it meant killing themselves in the process. You see, for them it's their religious duty to do just that--if you don't believe me, read the Koran. I'm tired of quoting it and referencing the Suras that point out the need to subdue us, kill us, tax us, etc. Almost any page will show you something negative about how their god thinks.

The Snowden, Issa, Cummings, Lil' Wayne, Obama Biden Show

Snowden is still on the lam, Issa and Cummings are on the outs, Lil' Wayne desecrated our flag, Obama is absent, and Joe Biden is still the Village Idiot. This is tonight's news--well, I added the Biden comment, but the rest is in the news. 

Yo Joe, Where'd Ya Go?

It's good to know that while president Obama is in Northern Ireland for the G8 conference, our country is in good hands with Joe Biden at the helm. Wait--where is Biden? He's been laying low lately and I believe that with all the scandals going on, this is probably the smartest thing he's ever done in his life. Of course he didn't lay completely low. He appeared on June 11th at a fund raiser for Ed Markey where he claims the GOP has changed and now we're beholden to Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Biden bellowed that the great state of Massachusetts does not need a Republican senator because Obama needs a Democrat to push his socialistic ideas through--actually he didn't exactly say that, but you get my point.