Biden admin loses big to Texas: how 'bout them cowboys

"Jill, it happened again. Come here, quick."

A federal appeals court unanimously ruled against the Biden administration in a case that was to force emergency room doctors in Texas to perform abortions in order to stabilize the mother, thus giving doctors the freedom to make their own decisions about medical treatment.

The suit comes from guidance issued by the Department of Health and Human Services in July 2022 which required physicians in states such as Texas, where most baby killing has been outlawed, to be forced to comply with the Emergency Medical Treatment and Active Labor Act (EMTALA) established in 1986.

EMTALA requires ER doctors to provide abortion when necessary as part of stabilizing treatment for an emergency medical condition.

The American Association of Pro-Life Obstetricians & Gynecologists, along with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and the Christian Medical & Dental Associations challenged the Biden administration’s anti-Judeo-Christian guidance. 

“The question before the court is whether EMTALA, according to HHS’s Guidance, mandates physicians to provide abortions when that is the necessary stabilizing treatment for an emergency medical condition. It does not,” the ruling handed down by the US Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit stated. “We therefore decline to expand the scope of EMTALA.”

“EMTALA does not mandate medical treatments, let alone abortion care, nor does it preempt Texas law,” the three-judge panel – all appointed by Republican presidents – concluded.

Can I get an "Amen." 

The fifth circuit upheld a lower court order blocking enforcement of the guidance in Texas.

“We agree with the district court that EMTALA does not provide an unqualified right for the pregnant mother to abort her child especially when EMTALA imposes equal stabilization obligations,” the fifth circuit’s opinion stated.

Judge Kurt Engelhardt sided with his colleagues on the Fifth Circuit that doctors must comply with state abortion laws.

The Biden administration, practically had a cow and issued the guidance in response to the Supreme Court’s June 2022 ruling which overturned Roe v. Wade, which gave back the rights of the states to either ban or allow abortions, but take it out of the hands of the federal government, where it never belonged in the first place.

Texas’ abortion law prohibits the procedure once a fetal heartbeat is detected unless it is necessary to save the mother’s life or the pregnancy presents “a serious risk of substantial impairment of a major bodily function.”

Doctors who kill unborn babies in Texas risk criminal penalties of up to life in prison and a $100,000 fine.

Sounds like the future is going to be a whole lot of Cowboy fans.

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BREAKING: Iran media: at least 103 killed, 141 injured in explosion near Gen Soleimani’s grave

Two explosions, we’ll call them “Badahbah” and “Badahbing,” went off near the grave of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, who was killed on former President Trump’s orders. The explosions in Kerman, Iran killed no less than 103 people and wounded around 141, according to Iranian reports on Wednesday.

Iranian officials stated the explosions went off during a ceremony honoring Soleimani on the fourth anniversary of the scumcrumpet’s death in 2020. He died in a drone strike ordered by Trump and “he died like a dog,” according to the former president.

"The blasts were caused by terrorist attacks," Iranian media quoted a local terrorist as saying, without accusing any specific party. "Several gas canisters exploded on the road leading to the cemetery."

The explosions occurred at a time when tensions are boiling up between the world's number one sponsor of terrorism, Iran, the U.S., and Israel. 

Iranian proxy terrorist groups attacked U.S. bases in Syria and Iraq over a hundred times since October. The Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen have continuously attacked trade ships in the Red Sea while Hezbollah, another Iran-backed band of Jew-hating terrorists, threatened Israel's northern border with drone attacks.

Big cheese Hamasshole, Saleh Arouri, was killed in an explosion in Beirut, Lebanon, according to Hezbollah media. (Reuters)

Saleh Arouri: don't let that smile fool you--he's dead

While Israel did not claim responsibility for the attack, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's administration noted its "surgical" nature, according to Fox News.

"Israel has not taken responsibility for this attack. But whoever did it must be clear that this was not an attack on the Lebanese state," Netanyahu adviser Ambassador Mark Regev told Fake News' MSNBC. "It was not even an attack on Hezbollah terrorist organization. Whoever did this did a surgical strike against the Hamas leadership."

However, nobody in the U.S. or Israel is crying over the news.

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It was a brilliant idea; what could possibly go wrong? Illegal aliens denied buses into NYC

Illegal aliens New York "Sanctuary" City bound had the problem of an executive order from Democrat Mayor Eric Adams that curbed the number of busloads allowed into the city.

What to do? What to do? Would they be able to travel to the Big Apple, aka Sanctuary City that will love them and welcome them and give them stuff for free?

Adam's order requires bus drivers who are transporting illegal aliens to give the so called sanctuary city a 32-hour notice of their arrival.

What to do? What to do?

Oh, here's an idea: let them come into New Jersey and hop on NJ TRANSIT. You know, the choo-choo train into the city.

It's so obvious I could almost pee from laughter.

As Dora the Explorer says, "Problem solved."

Secaucus, New Jersey, Mayor Michael Gonnelli estimated that four busloads of illegal immigrants were dropped off at the city’s train station Saturday morning, POLITICO reported.

“It seems quite clear the bus operators are finding a way to thwart the requirements of the [New York City] Executive Order by dropping migrants at the train station in Secaucus and having them continue to their final destination,” the mayor said in a statement.

The Democrats created this problem, not let them deal with it. 

You get what you voted for . . . good and hard.

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UPDATE: Harvard Pres.Claudine Gay resigns

UPDATE: Since first posting about the impending resignation of Claudine Gay as president of Harvard, she has since resigned and plans to stay on faculty. Below the post originally written is her resignation letter which comes from FoxNews.com. 

Harvard University president Claudine Gay has been under fire for her serial plagiarism allegations and refusing to admit that calling for the genocide of Israel and the Jews is harassment under Harvard guidelines. In reality, if Gay were a student rather than the school president, she’d be out on her ear.

Well it looks as if it got too hot in the kitchen and Gay is expected to resign this afternoon, Tuesday, according to anonymous sources. [Usually anon sources shouldn’t be trusted but in this case, they obviously have their jobs to consider.]

If the resignation does go through, it will be the shortest Harvard presidency in its 387 year history, according to the Harvard Crimson. 

The Boston Globe reported that Harvard’s provost, Dr. Alan Garber, will become interim president, possibly because Doctor Jill Biden was unavailable to answer the call.

Gay has been accused of plagiarizing myriad academic documents all while refusing to condemn the genocide of the Jewish people. She is a fine example of why affirmative action should be in the dustbin of civilization. 

You know she's going to take a parting shot at conservatives in her farewell speech and make herself the victim, not those she victimized. 

Two down, one to go.

Gay’s letter:

"This is not a decision I came to easily. Indeed, it has been difficult beyond words because I have looked forward to working with so many of you to advance the commitment to academic excellence that has propelled this great university across centuries. But, after consultation with members of the Corporation, it has become clear that it is in the best interests of Harvard for me to resign so that our community can navigate this moment of extraordinary challenge with a focus on the institution rather than any individual.

"It is a singular honor to be a member of this university, which has been my home and my inspiration for most of my professional career. My deep sense of connection to Harvard and its people has made it all the more painful to witness the tensions and divisions that have riven our community in recent months, weakening the bonds of trust and reciprocity that should be our sources of strength and support in times of crisis. Amidst all of this, it has been distressing to have doubt cast on my commitments to confronting hate and to upholding scholarly rigor—two bedrock values that are fundamental to who I am—and frightening to be subjected to personal attacks and threats fueled by racial animus.

"I believe in the people of Harvard because I see in you the possibility and the promise of a better future. These last weeks have helped make clear the work we need to do to build that future—to combat bias and hate in all its forms, to create a learning environment in which we respect each other’s dignity and treat one another with compassion, and to affirm our enduring commitment to open inquiry and free expression in the pursuit of truth," Gay wrote. "I believe we have within us all that we need to heal from this period of tension and division and to emerge stronger. I had hoped with all my heart to lead us on that journey, in partnership with all of you. As I now return to the faculty, and to the scholarship and teaching that are the lifeblood of what we do, I pledge to continue working alongside you to build the community we all deserve."

She also wanted to say, “I have have but one life to live for my country." 

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Harvard's Gay faces 6 news plagiarism charges: not to worry; she's oppressed

Harvard's President Claudine Gay is fortunate that she isn't a student at the university she heads because if that were so, based on school policy, she would be kicked out in a heartbeat. The affirmative action hire is facing six more plagiarism charges to add to the list she already has, but the Harvard board is standing behind her and refuse to call for her resignation due to the melanin level in her epidermis.

The latest plagiarism charges were initially reported by The Washington Free Beacon and made the claim: "In a 2001 article, Gay lifts nearly half a page of material verbatim from another scholar, David Canon, a political science professor at the University of Wisconsin." 

[H/T Fox News]

The Beacon reports that the total number of plagiarism allegations against Gay is now almost 50, or about "half of Gay's published works." 

Although Gay may not be gay, which would put her in a special protected class of the 'oppressed', she is, to say the least, an anti-Semite, and that's good enough for Harvard. 

Some students are calling for her resignation for that and the plagiarism allegations. Of course, the student newspaper, Harvard Crimson, had an editorial saying Gay should stay, because of some reason that only the opinion writer is aware of.

The editorial received a rebuttal by Brooks Anderson and Joshua Kaplan who wrote: "Harvard’s presidency is no mere empty honor; it is a deeply challenging managerial job with deeply challenging duties, not least of which is navigating national outcry. In each of these respects, Gay has failed. The Harvard Corporation must find a leader who can do better."

Fox News  reported that there were many possible examples of plagiarism that was shared by the Free Beacon. "At one point, Gay borrows four sentences from Canon’s 1999 book, Race, Redistricting, and Representation: The Unintended Consequences of Black Majority Districts, without quotation marks and with only minor semantic tweaks," the outlet summarized. "[Gay] does not cite Canon anywhere in or near the passage, though he does appear in the bibliography."

Canon told the Free Beacon that he was not "concerned" about the controversial passages in question.

But is it Canon's business whether or not to be concerned, or the board whose concern should be focused on the qualifications and integrity of their school president? And let's remember, this is not the only example of possible plagiarism Gay is accused of, and then there's that good old anti-Semitism thing she's got going for herself.

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Israel confirms Hamasshole leader involved with Oct. 7 attack was indeed neutralized

Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) confirmed on social media on Monday that they killed the Hamasshole commander who took part in the invasion of Israel on October 7 in which the terrorists slaughtered, tortured, raped, burned and took hostages. 

The IDF said in a post on X that it eliminated Adil Mismah, the Nukhba Company commander of Deir al-Balah. 

Fun Fact: "Adil mismah nukhba deir al balah, c'mon man" were the words spoken to US troops by President Biden when his Teleprompter got stuck.

The Jerusalem Post reported that Mismah led the sneaky scumbags into Kibbutz Kissufim and directed them to devastate the communities of Nirim and Be’eri.

The IDF said Mismah was blown into tiny bitesize pieces in an Israeli Air Force airstrike led by troops on the ground. His last words were said to have been "What's that sound? Oh crap!" but only in Arabic.

In the same X post, the IDF said it struck terrorist military targets belonging to Hamas and Islamic Jihad.

The IDF also blown away a launch post, annihilated a terrorist cell that attacked IDF with mortar fire, and identified and eliminated a terrorist in the process of launching rockets in Khan Yunis. Rockets he will launch no more.

The IDF's post came as Israel announced plans to partially withdraw its forces from Gaza in the coming months as the war against Hamas enters a new phase and perhaps give the IDF a needed breather.

The shift means the IDF will focus on more targeted operations against Hamas, reducing the use of artillery and air strikes. Also, some of the reservists who were called up for active duty, will be able to return to civilian life and stimulate the economy, as reported by Reuters.

Meanwhile, President Biden is badgering Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to have the IDF lay down their arms and give up the mission so that Hamas can get a chance to regroup and get another crack at killing, you know, those Jews.

But Netanyahu isn't going to take advice from a barely sentient, not very bright, geriatric father of a drug-addled son who acts as a bagman for the Biden family. Bibi will continue the fight until Israel wins and the head of the Hamas snake is cut off. 

"This will take six months at least, and involve intense mopping-up missions against the terrorists," an Israeli official told Reuters. "No one is talking about doves of peace being flown from Shajaia."

Hamasshole leaders better sleep with one eye open or at least have their ewes do it for them.

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It’s obvious Biden’s brain is chopped liver as he screws up Times Square appearance on ABC

"That smell is familiar"

I’ve been to the New Year’s Eve Times Square ball-drop once in my life as a young man. I was born and raised in New York City and believed I owed it to myself to have gone at least once in my life. It was cold, over-hyped, standing in an anus-to-belly button crowd and it sucked for me. I cannot speak for others whose dreams are to go there for the festivities, but once was enough for me.

Of course, New Year's Eve in the Big Apple is a huge event as it marks the hopes of the nation for a better year to come, so why wouldn't the President of the United States of America not show up somehow for the event? The White House handler[s] thought it would be a great idea for Joe to get away from his vacation and spends some time with the peons. So he made an appearance with Ryan Seacrest on ABC's live broadcast. 

Yes, they took a chance that Joe wouldn't screw things up but the chances of that not happening were as good as the chances of a double cheeseburger minding its own business had sitting in front of Chris Christie.

The interview with Seacrest was as hard-hitting as a toddler hitting a whiffle ball. Understandable, of course since this was New Year's Eve and politics should be nowhere on the table. Seacrest knows this and only asked the easiest questions he could find or was given.

What sort of holiday foods have you been enjoying over the last few days?" Seacrest asked the head of the free world.

"Well, I've been eating and everything is put in front of me,” Biden quipped thoughtfully as he coughed up a loogie. “I've been [sic] pasta—which I love—eating a lot of chicken, chicken parmesan, I've been eating all Italian foods, basically."

One thing he forgot to add was his signature food but Doctor Jill Biden likely knew what Seacrest was trying to elicit from Biden. “And ice cream," Doctor Jill Biden said.

“And ice cream,” Joe added. “Chocolate chip ice cream." He smiled at the memory of the last ice cream cone he had or hair he sniffed--it's hard to tell.

Doctor Jill Biden said that she's trying to get her President husband to quit the ice cream as it's high in fat and cholesterol, but it really tastes good and Joe's not worried about his health after his White House doctor told him he is in the prime of his dementia.

The next question Seacrest asked of Joe Biden was: "As you look back and reflect on 2023, what sort of memories, highlights stand out for you?"

Softball question, as it should be--it was New Year's Eve, darn it.

As Biden did the mental windup from the mound in the jasmine of his mind, he looked a pensive and ready to answer the question of what stands out in his mind as he reflects on 2023.

"Well, one of the big highlights stands out for me is—my dad used to have an expression. He said, ‘Joey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck; it's about your dignity. It's about respect.' So many people through the midwest and in the center in the country, their factories are shipped overseas the last couple of times are out."

Where was the Easter bunny when you needed her/him?

"And then they were losing hope and faith,” Biden blathered on. "So we brought a lot of jobs back to the United States. People are in a position to be able to make a living now and they've created a lot of jobs, over 14 million. And I guess what, I just feel good that the American people got up, they've been through a rough time with pandemic and now we're coming back. They're back."

Seacrest, unprepared for the dementia infused answer tried not to look confused. That was President Joey Biden's job.

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Pro-Hamasshole sheep try to ruin New Year's Eve celebrations in NYC and Boston

Hamasshole supporters did what they do best: took to the streets, created disruptions and chanted idiotic slogans whose meaning they weren't totally clear about. They did this in Manhattan and Boston as the New Year's Eve folks celebrated the ringing in of the new year.

A large gaggle of party poopers gathered at Columbus Circle in New York City then marched down Central Park South and on to Fifth Avenue [aka Avenue of the Americas] calling for Israel to stop shooting the Hamas terrorists who killed their loved ones [and plan to kill all Jews wherever they find them] so that they can do it again after they regroup and reload killing equipment and supplies. 

Of course I'm referring to the war between Israel and Hamassholes in the Middle East after the October 7 attack that killed over 1,200 Israelis attending a celebration of life, while others were asleep in their beds.

Puppets of Hamas in Manhattan carried Palestinian flags and chanted, "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free." This, of course, calls for the genocide of the Jewish people while ironically blaming the Jewish people for genocide of Palestinians whose population is growing exponentially, the exact opposite of genocide.

Now this is what genocide looks like

The Hamasshole anti-Semite demonstrations came after New York City's Democrat Mayor Eric Adams said he instructed police to heighten security for New Year's Eve in Times Square amid near-daily protests in the city.

Pro-Palestinian groups had expressed plans to protest in Times Square against Israel's refusing to allow Hamas to win the war in the Gaza Strip. People apparently hate that Israel is winning and want them to stop fighting back.

At least one anti-Semitic cretin at the Macy's in Herald Square set off a bright red smoke bomb and made it around the store before they were escorted out, according to reports. Sadly, he was not injured.

The Jew-hating group Shut it Down for Palestine was probably involved in some of the annoying displays in New York City. The protests were part of the group's demand for "an international call to action" during New Year's Eve celebrations in support of Palestinians in Gaza. Their call to action, ideally, would be the end of Israel and those Jews who live there.

"We must keep building momentum and increase the pressure with more marches, walk-outs, sit-ins, and other forms of direct action directed at the political offices, businesses, and workplaces that fund, invest, and collaborate with Israeli genocide and occupation," the group wrote on its website.

That's the joke: Israeli genocide. They either don't mean it and are lying, or they're too stupid to understand the irony. Wherever Jews lived in the Middle East outside of Israel, their population went from hundreds of thousands to ZERO. They either had to leave or were killed. On the other side of the genocide equation, the so called Palestinians in Gaza grew from several hundred thousand to over two million. If Israel was trying to commit genocide, they were going about it all wrong.

In Boston, pro-Palestinian protesters participated in chants that included "ceasefire or genocide" and "we demand a ceasefire." The puppets in Boston were seen waving Palestinian flags during the chants.

Many other cities across the country also stepped up security on New Year's Eve. Some cities, including Chicago and Sacramento, were forced to shut down roadways in response to the demonstrations.

When asked about what can be done to end these protests, President Biden said, "C'mon man. Ahamiddy wamp padoo menan."

Happy New Year to all you Brain Flushing people.

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