I followed Jen Psaki's advice and now I'm screwed

Last week White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, gave advice to the American people. I'm an American person so I listened to her and she has changed my life.

I haven't been working because I can't get the vaccine as I have severe reactions to them and it also goes against my religion. So my boss at the trucking company I worked for fired me because he said he had to. Naturally, this upset my wife, Karen, who got the COVID-19 vaccine, got another one, and finally got a booster.

My daughter, Tatiana, is 17 and also got all three jabs and even drives triple masked even when she's alone, just to be safe and obedient to Dr. Anthony Fauci. He may talk like he's stupid, but he's a doctor and must be a very smart person.

Our dog, Fetch, is 4 and he too got vaccinated just to be safe.

But I didn't want to take the chance and I used to think that it's my body, so it should also be my choice, right? I mean, chicks have been saying that for years. 

I was home alone [Karen was at her job as a waitress at the Dew Drop Inn and Diner, and Tatiana was at her CRT class at the Community College of Hod Knox, and Fetch wouldn't come near me because I was unvaccinated and he could tell by my smell] as I sat on the sofa and watched a little tube.

Jen Psaki was being interviewed on my favorite TV show, "The View," with all those smart ladies with deep opinions and cool names like "Joy" and "Sonny" and "Whoopi." Jen gave advice for people who were pissed off because Democrats didn't pass their voting stuff that helps the blacks and other not so white people to vote no matter what, where, when and how often.

I was so impressed with her [she's my favorite ginger] that I recorded her words:

“My advice to everyone out there who’s frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita, do whatever you need to do this weekend, and then wake up on Monday morning; we gotta keep fighting. What that means … is we have to keep talking to members about federal legislation, that’s essential, that’s something that can be permanent, that can make sure people’s rights are protected. But we also need to make sure people are educated in states across the country about what their rights are, how they can vote, when they can vote, how to request an absentee ballot. There’s a lot we need to do on that front, and that’s gonna rely on the energy and the anger of that activism as well.”

So I joined a kickboxing class and made enough margaritas to float a canoe with the little money I had one me.

And I started drinking those margaritas one after another, after another . . . 

When Karen got home, boy, was she angry when she saw me passed out on the sofa in a pool of my own vomit and what-have-you.

"What's the meaning of this?" she screamed, and it woke me up. 

I explained what the meaning of my being drunk and laying in my own vomit meant. That didn't bode well with Karen and she tried to throw me out of the house. That was when my kickboxing 'kicked in,' (no pun intended). 

When she grabbed me by the collar, I kicked her. She called the cops after I said I was sorry and it was just a knee-jerk reaction, literally. 

The rest of the week went poorly as I became homeless, hopeless, and had to find a job quick. But nobody wanted to hire an unvaccinated former truck driver with an estranged Karen for a wife and I scrounged up enough money to pay for an hour at an Internet Cafe and write this.

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So take heed, my fellow Americans. First, do not listen to Jen Psaki when she gives advice on how to cope with her administration's failures. She's coming from a place of privilege and doesn't know what it's like to live paycheck to paycheck, hand to mouth.

Second, after a long, hard thinking session, I have come to the conclusion that Dr. Fauci is not the expert he poses as, but the fraud that Republicans say he is.

Third, you men can marry a woman named "Karen" if you love her, but don't marry a Karen.

Finally, don't blame your dog if it knows where its bread is buttered, so to speak.

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Comrade Sanders says the Party turned its back on the proletariat

"There's got to be free pudding in every pot"

U.S. Senator from Vermont, Comrade Bernard Sanders (C) said his party is on the wrong path and needs to make a "mayjah cawse carreckshun." 

His attack on alleged President Biden comes at a time when the administration is looking as simple-minded and incompetent as the girls of The View.

Racism. Sorry, it just slipped out.

Biden's poll numbers have been on a consistent downward spiral as he cannot help himself from constantly stepping on the rake that hits him in the face. He shouted angrily and incoherently as he shook his fist to the skies, vowing to defeat "the virus" but more Americans have died since he allegedly took office, which most of the time, appears to be a fake office constructed to look a little like the White House's Oval Office.

Sanders told The Guardian on Monday, "It’s impawtant that we have the guts to take on the very powerful corporate interests that have an unbelievably powerful hold on the economy of this country." He added that he isn't surprised the Republicans are winning more support from the proletariat. 

"It snot becawse the Republican Party has anything to say to them," the old commie said, "It’s becawse in too many ways the Democratic Party has turned its back on the working class." 

There's a high probability the GOP will win back both the House and the Senate in the 2022 midterm elections after the Democrats have shown themselves to be the party of entitled children.

Sanders and other leftists like Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Commie (Duh-NY) have criticized our uni-braincell POTUS, saying he isn't far-left enough to suit them, and some, like the other women in the so-called squad, have college loans they want the taxpayer to handle and Biden is taking too long.

And racism.

"The Democratic Party has a fundamental question to ask itself," Sanders tweeted slowly on Wednesday. "Are you prepared to stand with struggling working families all over this country? Do you have the guts to take on the moneyed interests whose greed [like having three houses] has caused such enormous pain for so many? Which side are you on?"

Have you noticed how Sanders stopped attacking the "millionaires" now that he has become one?

Sanders seemed to be taking a shot at Sleepy Joe, following his mumbling speech in Georgia about voting rights when he stupidly asked: "Do you want to be the side of Dr. King or George Wallace? Do you want to be the side of John Lewis or Bull Connor? Do you want to be the side of Abraham Lincoln or Jefferson Davis? This is the moment to decide, to defend our elections, to defend our democracy. If you do that you will not be alone."

Biden was actually on the side of Wallace, and was even praised by the completely deceased racist--they were buddies.

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Bernie also criticized Sens. Joe Manchin (D-WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) for not voting the way he wants them to vote. 

And let's not forget about racism.

"What we have got to do is create a resonance with the American people that demands Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema and everybody else, not to mention Republicans, start doing what the American people want rather than what wealthy campaign contributors or the big-money interests wants," Sanders told NBC's Seth Meyers on his late-night show this week.

But is that what the American people want? Not according to the actual American people.

On that note, I'd like to simply say: racism.

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Convicted killer allegedly beheads cellmate and pulling the lever for Bernie

Jaime Osuna: Copy Machine Victim

The following is only partially accurate as some of the content is satire.

Sacramento -- A convicted killer has been accused of beheading another convicted killer in a sadistic torture murder at a California state prison.

What the heck, he had nothing to lose now that capital punishment is off the table.

The Kings County district attorney charged handsome 31-year-old Jaime Osuna with murder in last month's death of his Corcoran State Prison cellmate, the headless 44-year-old Luis Romero.

Osuna pleaded not guilty Thursday. His defense attorney didn't immediately respond to telephone and email requests for comment other than to say that his client will hopefully get the right to vote if Bernie Sanders gets his way.

The charges say Osuna, a Democrat, repeatedly cut Romero to cause cruel and extreme pain and suffering for a sadistic purpose. He's also charged with torture, mayhem and weapons possession.

The charges include special circumstances that could bring the death penalty, including that the slaying exhibited "exceptional depravity." But the chances of California actually putting this Democrat to death are about as likely as finding a cow on the moon.

Both men were serving life sentences for doing similar things to other people under different circumstances.

The death of Romero is one less vote for Bernie but he is still hopeful Osuna will merely get another life sentence handed to him.

"Oy hope to see him at the voting cell where he will have the oppahtoonity to exercise his democratic right to vote faw me," Sanders said.



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Sanders: 'Murderers shouldn't lose voting rights just because they're Democrats'

Comrade Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) believes that "awl people" including murderers and rapists shouldn't be "punished any maw" because they are already "paying the price" in prison and thus should be permitted to vote Democratic "in awl presidential elecshins."

Sanders made this bold statement at a Fox News town hall after telling hosts Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum that Fox sucks and they can go to hell with their tough questions.

When asked by the panel if convicts should have the right to vote, Sanders replied:

"Good question. In moi state, I recently researched this. It turns out that in our Constitution in the state of Vahmont for hundrits of years everybody has the right to vote, okay? Hah? Okay? I think you make this division, if somebody does something terrible, they're a rapist or a murderer we send them away. Sometimes we send them away for life, but I also think that integral to who we ah as Americans, no matter what kind of terrible things you did, you're paying the price. Maybe you're in jail for the rest of your life, but you have the right to vote. But only if you vote Democrat because the Democratic vote is being suppressed by Wall Shtreet and the millionaires and billionaires." 

Sanders then shifted his response to talking about the "cowardly Republican governors" and how he believes they are trying to "suppress the Democrat vote," saying they are making it harder for people of color, paw people, and young people to vote. He then said that he doesn't like it when politicians start pointing to different crimes and using them to keep people from voting. Even child rapists and terrorists, especially Islamic terrorists who, he believes are misunderstood and if we were a better country, they wouldn't have done the things they did.

"Every American 18 of age or older who's a citizen in this country, or had the wherewithal and chutzpah to come here illegally, has the right to vote," Sanders said.

MacCallum followed up by asking, "Couldn't they say the same thing about you and that you just want felons to vote because you think it would be better for you?"

"Oh, come on," Sanders said, as if that was an answer to her question.

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The Times is Full of Crop

On the Fox News Website

The Gray Lady is at it as usual. The New York Times  reported on the march in Selma, Alabama on Sunday, commemorating the 50th anniversary reenactment of "Bloody Sunday" when Selma police clashed with protesters that day. 

Gracing the upper fold of the liberal rag was a photo of the marchers, starring Barack Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro, aka Barak Obama, aka Batak Obama, aka Barrack Obama--depending on which Social Security card he uses, since he had at least 22 in all) and the very right Reverend holy man of the cloth and racial leader of the entire black world, Alfred Charles Sharpton. 

The Four Race-Baiting Amigos

Not seen in the photo was an actual president of the United States, George W. Bush along with his wife Laura. "All the news that's fit to print" obviously doesn't include "all the photo that fits our agenda." The Times cropped them out of it.

Oh sure, they mentioned Mr. Bush's presence, but you had to dig deep into the paper to find it.

Imagine the honest impact the photo would have made if it showed a black president and a white president standing side-by-side. But it didn't fit the liberal agenda.

For his part, Eric Holder attacked the 2013 Supreme Court decision that invalidated part of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 by a vote of 5-to-4. The vote allowed 9 southern states to change their election laws without advanced federal approval. In school, we called it "states" rights."

The main argument and core of the disagreement between parties was whether racial minorities continued to face barriers to voting in states with a history of racial discrimination.

Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. wrote for the majority, "Our country has changed. While any racial discrimination in voting is too much, Congress must ensure that the legislation it passes to remedy that problem speaks to current conditions."

You may recall when, in Philadelphia, PA, voter registration was blocked by a group of men wielding sticks and intimidating white voters. This voter suppression was brought to Holder's attention and all we heard from the DoJ was crickets. There is a blatant double standard. The video doesn't lie, and Holder saw it.

And let's face it, if minorities suddenly began voting Republican, we would see no problems with voter suppression and our borders would be sealed.

Is The Times biased? 

Perhaps a better question would be: does The Times represent a pro-America point of view?

To make your own decision on that question, check out The Times reporting on the death of Alger Hiss, an admitted spy for the Soviet Union.

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