King Charles III Coronation Pulled Off Successfully: Harry Split for California mid-ceremony

It was quite an event as King Charles III was coronated in front of many thousands of rain-soaked UK patriots. The Queen Consort Camilla, stood next to him and she made an uncanny resemblance to Doctor Jill Biden except that she wore a crown, not a stethoscope.

The rain fell, the choppers chopped overhead, the jets shot red, white, and blue from their tails and people cheered as "God Save the King" played.

The King and Queen rode the route in a 4 ton carriage that was gold, old and glittery. 

Military people in big, bushy hats walked in front in a procession of pride and power.

People in the crowd wore King Charles masks and fake crowns and nobody seemed to mind the rain.

Rumor has it that Harry, who came to see the pomp and circumstance, left before the ceremony reached its balcony climax and headed back to California where his untamed shrew was waiting for him.

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Hillary to come out and say it tomorrow

Hillary, of the Clinton line, plans to announce her turn as absolute monarch of the United States on Sunday. She'll be doing it on social media which, for her, is a good idea as it affords her the opportunity to delete that which she doesn't want the American public to see.

After the announcement, don't be surprised if she goes ahead and deletes her entire account--it's how she rolls.

Hopefully, the announcement will be done on Twitter. It's hard to listen to her drone on and on with lie after lie in that flat voice of hers. She talks as if she's trying to make her own echoes in a large stadium. But she can't do that on Twitter in 140 characters and no sound.

Many conservatives may even choose to block her on Twitter and report her for nuisance tweeting or harassment.

It seems as if the presidency has become like a sporting event. Instead of saying, "I was at the stadium when Derek Jeter hit the game-ending single at his last "at bat" of his career;" you might have said, "I voted in the election that the first black man, a devout communist, had won, unfortunately." (If you're a liberal, you`d probably word that a bit differently and you'd be more likely to be reading Slate than Brain Flushings.)

In the horrifying event that Hillary actually gets elected, you could one day say to your grand kids that you were alive when America's first, extremely white woman was elected to the monarchy. By then, however, you might have to tell them this in Farci.

Hillary`s win would be a first in political history, and that's what sports is all about--the statistics is the historical side of sports. Being the first woman, black man, Muslim, or gay, (but never a gay Muslim) would be historical. People want to be part of that nonsense because it makes them feel that they too are a part of the history that took place.

President Obama, on the other hand, is meeting with Cuba's supreme dictator, the very communist Raul Castro. This will be the first time in 50 years an American president has met with a Cuban commie dictator, an event Obama calls "historical." It should bring back fond memories of his parents, both of the same political leanings as Raul.

Gee, isn't it great to be able to announce to the world that you're making history? I mean, how cool is Barry?

Do you think he'll wear his "Che" tee shirt?














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