King Charles III Coronation Pulled Off Successfully: Harry Split for California mid-ceremony

It was quite an event as King Charles III was coronated in front of many thousands of rain-soaked UK patriots. The Queen Consort Camilla, stood next to him and she made an uncanny resemblance to Doctor Jill Biden except that she wore a crown, not a stethoscope.

The rain fell, the choppers chopped overhead, the jets shot red, white, and blue from their tails and people cheered as "God Save the King" played.

The King and Queen rode the route in a 4 ton carriage that was gold, old and glittery. 

Military people in big, bushy hats walked in front in a procession of pride and power.

People in the crowd wore King Charles masks and fake crowns and nobody seemed to mind the rain.

Rumor has it that Harry, who came to see the pomp and circumstance, left before the ceremony reached its balcony climax and headed back to California where his untamed shrew was waiting for him.

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