One inch; no more, no less. That is precisely the length of toothpaste King Charles III demands be laid across his royal toothbrush bristles when he deigns to brush his royal teeth. But one must give the King of England credit for doing the task of brushing his teeth without the assistance of a valet.
It is rumored the King also takes care of his toileting needs without assistance and can be counted on for a royal flush twice a day.
The
New York Post noted that an Amazon Prime documentary “Serving the Royals: Inside the Firm,” offered a window into the royal world of privilege earned by being born lucky.
The newspaper noted that staff at Clarence House, where he lived with Queen Consort Camilla since 2003 prior to the death of Queen Elizabeth II, refer to him as the “pampered prince.” Short of having a servant powdering his butt, the King has always been taken care of by people who do that sort of thing for royalty.
Charles had “everything done for him,” butler Paul Burrell
revealed in the documentary.
“His pajamas are pressed every morning, his shoelaces are pressed flat with an iron, the bath plug has to be in a certain position, and the water temperature has to be just tepid,” in a bathtub filled “only half full,” Burrell said, unconsciously defining Charles to be an obsessive-compulsive lunatic.
Burrell shared another OCD anecdote: “On one occasion, he [Charles] rang me from his library and he said, ‘Oh Paul, a letter from the Queen seems to have fallen into my wastepaper bin. Would you pick it out?’”
Chef Graham Newbould, a former member of the royal staff, said breakfast did not vary.
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“Prince Charles has a healthier option. He’d have homemade bread, a bowl of fresh fruit, fresh fruit juices,” Newbould said. “Wherever the prince goes in the world, the breakfast box goes with him. He has six different types of honey, some special mueslis, his dried fruit and anything that’s a bit special that he is a bit fussy about,” Newbould explained.
According to an unnamed “ Royal source,” the site said Charles demands biscuits to be just so.
“Prince Charles enjoys cheese and biscuits at the end of many of his meals. Since he’s particular about everything, he insists that they be a certain temperature. The staff keeps a warming pan just to make sure they are hot enough for his liking,” the site reported.
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As King, rumor has it that Charles is now considering having a "special valet" handle and aim his "manhood" when passing water; then shaking it off, return it to its proper place in the kingdom, then zipping him up and bowing graciously.
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