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After FIVE YEARS of the FBI pretending this guy was the Zodiac Killer crossed with Carmen Sandiego, they finally drag in one Brian Cole Jr., 30-year-old Woodbridge, Virginia man who, believe it or not, allegedly confessed in a four-hour interview the very day he was arrested.
And how does the family greet him in federal court? Not with shame, not with silence, but with the waterworks and the full-throated: "We love you, Brian! We're always here for you!"
Yeah, nothing says "wrongly accused patriot" quite like your female relatives turning the courtroom into a Hallmark movie the second the pipe-bomb suspect shuffles in wearing Crocs and a mustache that screams "I peaked in 10th grade."
The same FBI that could find a noose-shaped garage pull-down rope in Bubba Wallace’s stall in fifteen minutes somehow needed half a decade, a $500k reward (renewed by Trump, by the way), and God-only-knows how many man-hours to catch the guy who was, checks notes, buying bomb parts at eight different Home Depots and strolling around Capitol Hill the night before J6 like he was on a Pokémon Go route.
Kash Patel already went there: FBI Director Kash Patel blasted the FBI under the Biden administration for allegedly sitting on evidence that could have led to Cole's arrest sooner.
Translation: The same people who swore the pipe bombs were the work of some MAGA mastermind couldn't find their own backside with a flashlight and a search warrant when it meant actually solving the case before Trump got back in office.
And then there's Grandma Loretta, still swinging for the fences: "He did not do it. He did not," she insisted, in spite of his confession. "He’s a good kid. He's a 30-year-old man, and he has the mind of a 16-year-old. They are railroading him. I'm with him every day, and I've never seen any evidence of this. I'm really floored. I don't know how to take it."
Lady, the evidence is apparently a four-hour confession, surveillance footage, cell-phone pings, and receipts from half of northern Virginia. But sure, “railroading.”
The same judge handling this, Moxila Upadhyaya, is the one who oversaw a parade of J6 trespassers before Trump pardoned them. Funny how that works.
Bottom line: The FBI sat on this for years while Nancy Pelosi's January 6 committee milked the 'unsolved pipe bombs" mystery for every drop of Trump-is-Hitler propaganda they could squeeze out.
Yeah, nothing says "wrongly accused patriot" quite like your female relatives turning the courtroom into a Hallmark movie the second the pipe-bomb suspect shuffles in wearing Crocs and a mustache that screams "I peaked in 10th grade."
The same FBI that could find a noose-shaped garage pull-down rope in Bubba Wallace’s stall in fifteen minutes somehow needed half a decade, a $500k reward (renewed by Trump, by the way), and God-only-knows how many man-hours to catch the guy who was, checks notes, buying bomb parts at eight different Home Depots and strolling around Capitol Hill the night before J6 like he was on a Pokémon Go route.
Kash Patel already went there: FBI Director Kash Patel blasted the FBI under the Biden administration for allegedly sitting on evidence that could have led to Cole's arrest sooner.
Translation: The same people who swore the pipe bombs were the work of some MAGA mastermind couldn't find their own backside with a flashlight and a search warrant when it meant actually solving the case before Trump got back in office.
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| Brian Cole, Jr., the man who Jake Tapper called 'a white man' |
And then there's Grandma Loretta, still swinging for the fences: "He did not do it. He did not," she insisted, in spite of his confession. "He’s a good kid. He's a 30-year-old man, and he has the mind of a 16-year-old. They are railroading him. I'm with him every day, and I've never seen any evidence of this. I'm really floored. I don't know how to take it."
Lady, the evidence is apparently a four-hour confession, surveillance footage, cell-phone pings, and receipts from half of northern Virginia. But sure, “railroading.”
The same judge handling this, Moxila Upadhyaya, is the one who oversaw a parade of J6 trespassers before Trump pardoned them. Funny how that works.
Bottom line: The FBI sat on this for years while Nancy Pelosi's January 6 committee milked the 'unsolved pipe bombs" mystery for every drop of Trump-is-Hitler propaganda they could squeeze out.
The second Trump wins and Kash Patel takes over? Poof, suspect in custody within weeks.
Almost like someone didn't want this solved until the political timing was… convenient.
Almost like someone didn't want this solved until the political timing was… convenient.
Ya think?
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