Pipe bomb suspect in court as his family cries wet tears

The January 6 pipe-bomber saga just took the most predictable turn imaginable, and the regime media is already memory-holing it faster than Hunter Biden's laptop.

After FIVE YEARS of the FBI pretending this guy was the Zodiac Killer crossed with Carmen Sandiego, they finally drag in one Brian Cole Jr., 30-year-old Woodbridge, Virginia man who, believe it or not, allegedly confessed in a four-hour interview the very day he was arrested. 

And how does the family greet him in federal court? Not with shame, not with silence, but with the waterworks and the full-throated: "We love you, Brian! We're always here for you!"

Yeah, nothing says "wrongly accused patriot" quite like your female relatives turning the courtroom into a Hallmark movie the second the pipe-bomb suspect shuffles in wearing Crocs and a mustache that screams "I peaked in 10th grade."

The same FBI that could find a noose-shaped garage pull-down rope in Bubba Wallace’s stall in fifteen minutes somehow needed half a decade, a $500k reward (renewed by Trump, by the way), and God-only-knows how many man-hours to catch the guy who was, checks notes, buying bomb parts at eight different Home Depots and strolling around Capitol Hill the night before J6 like he was on a Pokémon Go route.

Kash Patel already went there: FBI Director Kash Patel blasted the FBI under the Biden administration for allegedly sitting on evidence that could have led to Cole's arrest sooner.

Translation: The same people who swore the pipe bombs were the work of some MAGA mastermind couldn't find their own backside with a flashlight and a search warrant when it meant actually solving the case before Trump got back in office.

Brian Cole, Jr., the man who Jake Tapper called 'a white man'

And then there's Grandma Loretta, still swinging for the fences: "He did not do it. He did not," she insisted, in spite of his confession. "He’s a good kid. He's a 30-year-old man, and he has the mind of a 16-year-old. They are railroading him. I'm with him every day, and I've never seen any evidence of this. I'm really floored. I don't know how to take it."

Lady, the evidence is apparently a four-hour confession, surveillance footage, cell-phone pings, and receipts from half of northern Virginia. But sure, “railroading.”

The same judge handling this, Moxila Upadhyaya, is the one who oversaw a parade of J6 trespassers before Trump pardoned them. Funny how that works.

Bottom line: The FBI sat on this for years while Nancy Pelosi's January 6 committee milked the 'unsolved pipe bombs" mystery for every drop of Trump-is-Hitler propaganda they could squeeze out. 

The second Trump wins and Kash Patel takes over? Poof, suspect in custody within weeks.

Almost like someone didn't want this solved until the political timing was… convenient. 

Ya think?

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BOOM: Pipe Bomber Bagged After Nearly Five Years – And It Wasn’t Some Magical New Tip, It Was Pure Cop Grit Under the New Crew

Folks, grab your Pez dispenser, pop a Pez, because we finally have a name and a set of cuffs on the creep who planted viable pipe bombs outside the RNC and DNC headquarters the night before January 6, 2021.

Thirty-year-old Brian Cole Jr. from Woodbridge, Virginia is now in custody, and the Trump-era Justice Department just held a presser that basically read like a love letter to old-school police work.

Attorney General Pam Bondi kicked things off and didn't mince words: the arrest came "not the result of a new tip or a new witness, but rather, the result of good, diligent police and prosecutorial work."

FBI Director Kash Patel piled on, saying the breakthrough happened "when you let good cops be cops." He gave a big shout-out to Deputy Director Dan Bongino, who apparently ran the show on this one.

Bongino himself stepped up and dropped this absolute gem: "This is what it's like when you work for a president who tells you to go get the bad guys."

You getting chills yet, because I am.

Assistant Director Darren Cox of the Washington Field Office laid out just how brutal the haystack was: they chewed through "massive amounts of data, more than three million lines of it" to zero in on Cole. He reminded everyone these weren't fake props, these were live bombs that, by the grace of God, never went off.

Then former judge and current U.S. Attorney Jeannine Pirro brought the fire, ticking off the calendar: "Four years, 10 months, and 28 days ago, an individual placed a bomb in the vicinity of the RNC and DNC." She talked about chasing down every single one of the 233,000+ black end caps that match the ones used on the bombs, cross-referencing pipe, wire, steel, the whole nine yards. And she made it crystal clear this administration told the investigators, "Go get it done."

Pirro closed with a line that should be stitched on a pillow: "Today begins the formal process of accountability… We will take this case across the finish line."

Even MPD Chief Pamela Smith got in on it, saying after almost five years of grinding through thousands of hours of video and countless leads, "Washingtonians can rest easier today knowing that the suspect responsible for this act is in custody."

The Q&A was short. They are not tipping their hand on evidence or motive yet, but Bongino did recount the moment they knew they had their guy: Cox called him and said, "You sitting down? …I think we got him."

And in the cherry-on-top moment, AG Bondi wrapped the whole thing by announcing this was the best 51st birthday present they could give Dan Bongino, whose birthday is, you guessed it, today.

So yes, no anonymous texting hero, no last-minute whistleblower, no Hollywood confession. Just a bunch of fed-up cops and prosecutors who were finally allowed to do their damn jobs.Welcome to the new normal, bad guys. Clock’s ticking.

The affidavit supporting the complaint filed against Cole may be viewed in full here.

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