Lordy, Comey visits the 'Gray Lady'

Former FBI director and failed forward for the NBA James Comey surreptitiously visited the New York Times on Thursday with his relatively short wife, according to my source who uses the pseudonym Vinny Boombots.

Now that President Trump admitted he made the whole thing up about making secret recordings about his conversations with Comey, it was obvious that "the coast is clear" for the 'tall drink of water' to speak with the 'Gray Lady' and tell them how he was wronged by POTUS.

This was one of the few public appearances Comey has made since he admitted to "taking a leak at The Times," Vinny said.

Comey kept his coolers on (sunglasses from India) and looked straight ahead as he and his wife, Patrice Failor (rhymes with "failure") also wearing shades, diddy-bopped along Eighth Avenue. 

Vinny thought he noticed tiny tears gently leaking down Comey's cheeks and it gave him pause as he considered the purpose of the emotionally vulnerable man's visit to The Times. 

Vinny couldn't ascertain the purpose of the visit, but it came just weeks after President Trump suggested Comey may be responsible for more leakage about the administration since Trump canned him.

Comey admitted he was the leaker to The Times regarding a private, unorthodox meeting he had with Trump just before the firing.

According to Boombots, there is a high probability that Comey will try to have The Times revisit the Russian investigation since it hasn't been in the news recently and Comey had his feelings hurt.

But if Trump did anything untoward in the private conversation with Comey, asking him to lay off of Flynn, and the former FBI director did nothing about it, then he would be just as guilty as the president for asking.

After he was fired on May 8th, Comey gave details of the memo to 'a friend' at The Times in response to a Trumptweet who threatened: "Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"

Always that irrelevant exclamation point!

At his testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee in June, Comey said he believed the president was subtly asking him to drop the investigation into Flynn and that due to his failure to do so, he was fired.

"Yeah, Donald Trump is as subtle as a baseball bat to the head," Vinny said. 

Trump said Comey was canned for the way he handled Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server when she was Secretary of State. He also believes that Comey is likely the source of many leaks in his administration.

"I believe the James Comey leaks will be far more prevalent than anyone ever thought possible. Totally illegal? Very 'cowardly!' Trump said June 11th. 

Although Trump admitted he made no recordings, he foolishly said that someone else could have. 

"That should scare the crap out of all of us who takes Trump seriously--to think the President of the United States doesn't know if his White House conversations are being recorded," Vinny said.



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Even Feinstein is not as leftist as Obama

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) is the top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, (which is an oxymoron) and is speaking out in opposition to our so-called president's stance on ISIS, which is kind of like "Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone."

Feinstein said that she has "never been more concerned" about the threat posed by ISIS. And who can blame her--she no longer carries a gun, but at least she has armed security when speaking out against the Second Amendment.

But I digress.

The Senator spoke on MSNBC, the bastion of fair and balanced Communist news, saying, "I read the intelligence faithfully. ISIL is not contained. ISIL is expanding." She also mentioned the video they put online bragging about their future intentions of attacking the country.

Feinstein called for French President Hollande to invoke Article 5 to bring NATO into the fight. I can imagine the boys in the blue helmets want nothing more than to fight ISIS/ISIL/Daish, aka Daesh, an Islamic terrorist group with more names than Scheherazade had stories.

"Hopefully, we will work with our allies to put together the kind of coalitions and attack plans in more than one place at a given time. There's only one way we are going to diminish them and that is by taking them out, because they are growing. They are in more than a dozen countries now."

Conservatives hope beyond all measure that when she referred to "taking them out," she didn't mean to Jimmy's wagon on Atlantic Avenue, in Brooklyn for a falafel wrap.

But it wouldn't matter anyway, because Obama isn't going to budge even when things change drastically. He's still going ahead with importing Syrian refugees and terrorists.



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