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Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Putin flips us off by arresting U.S.-Russian citizen for donating $50 to Ukrainian charity


The Russian government has arrested Ksenia Karelina, a 33-year-old U.S. citizen, on charges of treason for simply donating a few dollars to a Ukrainian charity. This appears to be Putin's way of flipping off the United States, simply because he can and not worry that our president, a man who practically qualifies having his likeness on US paper currency if he were not so incompetent, would do anything about it. 

The Federal Security Service (FSB) said in a statement that it arrested Ms. Karelina for donating $51.80 to Razom, a New York-based charity that sends assistance to Ukraine. The FSB is similar to our FBI in the US and they are obviously bias in their assessment of the situation.

“Since February 2022, she has been proactively collecting funds in the interests of one of the Ukrainian organizations, which were subsequently used to purchase tactical medicine items, equipment, weapons and ammunition by the Armed Forces of Ukraine,” the FSB said.

She was arrested in Yekaterinburg, a city in central Russia, after returning home to visit her family. If convicted, she faces up to 20 years in prison. She became a U.S. citizen in 2021 and should now be considered a hostage of the Putin government.

Her mother-in-law and ex-husband are begging the Biden administration to help get her freed so she can return to the U.S. Since she is not Israeli, it's more likely that Biden's handlers would do more to assuage the situation but don't count on it.

“We are all in shock,” Eleonora Srebroski, Karelina’s former mother-in-law, told the New York Post. “She is just a wonderful soul. She would never do anything evil to anyone. Knowing Ksenia, she would never do anything criminal. We are so worried because we are reading stories about [Alexei] Navalny’s supporters arrested for mourning him. Her mom and dad had recently divorced and she wanted to see the family.”

Former newspaper, The New York Times reported that she was charged with treason on February 7. It seems that 7 is no longer a lucky number for innocent people nowadays.

It was unclear how Russia knew that she allegedly donated money to the charity as it does not make records public in accordance with U.S. privacy laws.

“Razom is appalled by reports that a U.S.-Russian dual national has been arrested by Russian authorities for purportedly making a charitable donation to Razom for Ukraine in the immediate aftermath of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine,” Razom CEO Dora Chomiak said. 

“Russian President Vladimir Putin has repeatedly shown that he holds no sovereign border, foreign nationality, or international treaty above his own narrow interest. His regime attacks civil society activists who stand up for freedom and democracy. Razom calls on the U.S. government to continue to do everything in its power to demand that President Putin release all those unjustly detained by Russia and to hold Russia’s political and military leadership accountable for their unprovoked invasion of Ukraine,” she added.

Karelina worked in Los Angeles as an aesthetician [a person who deals with beauty and art] and spa manager [a person who often deals with fat people] at a Beverly Hills hotel.

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Does Putin have blood cancer, as the rumor goes?



According to several sources Russian President Vladimir Putin is "very ill with blood cancer." They claim to have heard it through a secret recording obtained by New Lines Magazine. Whether true or not, it pays to be very skeptical about it as it comes during a time of war between Russia and Ukraine, and it comes from Western media, which has lost most of its credibility with discriminating people.

As New Lines reported, the type of cancer Putin is alleged to have is unspecified. But remember, we've also heard that he may have Parkinson's and that too is unverified.

“The recording represents rare testimony by someone with proven ties to the Russian government that its fanatical dictator may well be seriously unwell,” the magazine stated regarding the comments made during a mid-March discussion with someone described as a “Western venture capitalist.”

“He absolutely ruined Russia’s economy, Ukraine’s economy and many other economies — ruined [them] absolutely,” the unnamed oligarch said of Putin on the tape. “The problem is with his head. … One crazy guy can turn the world upside down.” 

New Lines noted that Roman Abramovich, owner of the Chelsea Football Club in London, may have been poisoned in March on Putin's orders because he was critical of the Russian dictator. He was not the only person allegedly poisoned by the Russian leader.

The anonymous man is an energy tycoon currently located outside of Russia with a net worth that puts him on the list of the 200 richest Russian businessmen. He can be heard on the tape heatedly criticizing the invasion of Ukraine and questioning the purpose of the deaths of more than 15,000 Russian soldiers.

And he says “we all hope” Putin dies from his cancer or possibly from some intervention such as a coup, to spare Russia from further misfortune.

The businessman “had no idea he was being recorded,” on the 11-minute tape, New Lines said.

The outlet also claimed that they identified the man by his voice but withheld his name “because of the high probability disclosing it would lead to state retaliation,” noting Russia’s law that imposes 15 years in prison for spreading “fake news," something that would never happen here as we have Nina Jankowicz and the Ministry of Truth to oversee truth, justice and the thing.

The outlet stated that Roman Abramovich tried to negotiate a peace deal with Ukraine, and that eight other oligarchs  “have turned up dead since January,” including two purported to have murdered their wives and children before committing suicide, one in Spain and one in Moscow. [Also note: the Clintons both have alibis and are not suspect.]

Ukraine’s head of military intelligence also claimed Putin has cancer and suggested that a coup to remove the Russian leader is already underway. That, of course, could merely be propaganda, but it comes at the right time.

Maj. Gen. Kyrylo Budanov said the heavy death toll and wounded that Russian forces have suffered prelude a defeat by the end of the year and will “eventually lead to the change of leadership of the Russian Federation.”

“This process has already been launched, and they are moving into that way.”

The Times of London noted rampant speculation about Putin’s health after he was seen on several occasions walking with an apparent limp and a puffy face, suggesting that he’s being treated with steroids.

The Times also noted that on Russian Victory Day, Vladimir was wrapped in a heavy blanket. He is also accompanied by three physicians everywhere he goes, except to the toilet where they wait outside until he's done. 

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One of the doctors is a cancer specialist and it was reported that Putin bathes in the blood from the antlers of young reindeer as an "alternative treatment" he picked up in Siberia by someone who may have been playing a joke on him.

Moreover, the New Lines story pointed to a memo sent out to officers in the Federal Security Service (FSB), the successor to the Soviet KGB, telling them not to speculate about Putin’s health or “trust rumors about the president’s terminal condition.”

The instructions had the effect of "nothing to see here" convincing most FSB officers that Putin is ill, the magazine reported.

Monday, May 2, 2022

Putin has cancer: will undergo surgery as ex-FSB tapped for transfer of power





Russian President and shirtless horseman, Vladimir Putin will be undergoing cancer surgery. While he is under the knife, power will be handed over to a tough guy and former FSB chief, Nikolai Patrushev [aka Nikky the Creep]. Once Putin gets back up on the horse, so to speak, his power will be returned until the day he dies.

A former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service lieutenant who goes by the pseudonym "Viktor Mikhailovich" but whose real name is Boris Katchurkahkov, runs a mysterious Telegram channel "General SVR." He reported that Putin was told by physicians that he must undergo an operation and wondered if, once he's anesthetized  would he like them to throw in a sex change operation for free. 

Brain Flushings has not received an answer on this issue.

The surgery and recovery are expected to incapacitate the Russian dictator for "a short time," providing he refuses the sex change.

Putin’s sickly appearance and uncharacteristically fidgety behavior in public have recently raised questions about his health, while there are no doubts that US President Joseph Robinette Biden's cognitive health is on par with roadkill.

“Putin is unlikely to agree to hand over power for a longer period of time,” the narrator of the video states, adding that the control of the country will likely be in Patrushev’s hands for no more than two to three days, after which time Putin may decide that he knows too much and needs to take a long vacation.

“I will say that this is the worst option,” the narrator adds. “Patrushev is an outright villain. He is no better than Vladimir Putin. Moreover, he is a more cunning, and I would say, more insidious person than Vladimir Putin. If he comes to power, Russians’ problems will only multiply.”

So if he tries to take over the reins [as opposed to whips] of power, once Putin is back in the saddle, Patrushev will end up glowing in the dark.

A Russian insider who wishes to remain anonymous and alive said that Putin's cancer is progressing and added that he doesn't want to give Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and his other fans any "false hope."

In a Telegram post that appeared Thursday, it was alleged that Patrushev had had a two-hour “heart-to-heart” conversation with the dictator.

“We know that Putin signaled to Patrushev that he considers him to be practically his only trusted ally and friend in the government,” the post stated. “Additionally, the president promised that if his health takes a turn for the worse, actual control of the country will temporarily pass into Patrushev’s hands.”

Putin, 70, and has been looking like crap lately along with displaying fidgety behavior in public. This has raised questions about his health and rumors had been put forward about him having cancer and many other maladies including Parkinson's disease, the creeping crud, and the willies.

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“General SVR” has been reporting on Putin’s possible oncology diagnosis since at least November 2020, claiming that the Russian President suffers from bowel cancer and to save rubles, has recommended he not purchase green bananas.

The Kremlin has consistently denied that Putin suffers from any medical problems and Nina Jankowicz, the future head of the Disinformation Governance Board, aka the Ministry of Truth, totally believes their assertion.

Monday, March 21, 2022

Ukrainian intelligence claims there's a plan in place to kill Putin




A plot has been uncovered to kill Vladimir Putin, which would remove him from power and everything else. Ukrainian intelligence service says that Putin is being targeted by a group of "Russian elites" who have already found his replacement. 

Now that sounds too good to be true, but here's hoping.

The Chief Directorate of Intelligence of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine believes a plan has been concocted to take out "Charlie Brown Head" Putin because the sanctions are hurting them [except for the wife of the former mayor of Moscow who gave Hunter Biden over $3 million] and the war is also hurting the Russian economy. 

FSB director Oleksandr Bortnikov has been selected to replace Putin, reports the Daily Mirror. The FSB is a home security agency much like our FBI.

Once Putin is removed [as in killed], the Kremlin insiders want to restore economic ties with the West because capitalism rocks and doesn't suck, in spite of what the Left might say. The Russian invasion of Ukraine has also screwed up many old alliances with European and global counterparts.

“It is known that Bortnikov and some other influential representatives of the Russian elite are considering various options to remove Putin from power,” said the Chief Directorate of Intelligence. “In particular, poisoning, sudden disease, or any other ‘coincidence’ is not excluded.”

I like the idea of a drone balloon in the shape of Donald Trump firing an armor piercing guided missile from its butt directly at Putin's car.



The catalyst for the alleged plot may have been the great loss of Chechen troops in the north Ukraine. Over the weekend, Ukraine officials said that part of the Chechen fighting squadron has been sent back to Mother Russia due to the great losses they experienced.

It's kind of surprising that Bortnikov was selected as the guy to replace Putin because they both worked their way up through the ranks of society together, both serving in the KGB in Leningrad, before Bortnikov took over the FSB.

Bortnikov has now fallen out of favor with Putin, over screwups in the Ukraine war. Thus far, Putin has fired eight generals in order to point the blame at them for the bloody war, which has already killed about 15,000 Russian troops in less than four weeks. Putin wasn't expecting the war to last more than a few days at most, but the Ukrainian people are concerned about winning the war rather than worrying about diversity in their ranks.

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The elite plotters, according to Ukrainian intelligence, picked out 70 year-old Bortnikov because they believe he could spearhead the restoration of economic ties with the West, and he is nearly a decade younger than Joe Biden. These oligarchs are seriously worried about Russia becoming a pariah state, shunned by the West and having their houses, bank accounts and yachts seized.

Hopefully Putin will be neutralized and the war will come to an end and the Ukrainian people get help to rebuild their country. But let's not forget that Ukraine has its own problems with corruption and their own share of nazis. It just isn't as dramatic as Putin claims.



Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Chechen hit squad sent to kill Zelenskyy are getting their 72 virgins


A team of "elite" Chechen commandos went into Ukraine with orders from Putin to hunt down and assassinate the Jewish President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy. But like the Roach Motel, they went in but they didn't come out. They were instead "eliminated" by security forces, a Kyiv top defense official told national media.

[H/T Fox News]

Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Oleksiy Danilov told the Ukraine 24 TV channel that Ukrainian defense forces engaged with two death squads sent to kill Zelenskyy on Tuesday, but Ukrainian forces received intelligence about a planned attack on their President and killed the entire "elite" Chechen unit.

On a positive note, every Chechen jihadi involved will now be rewarded with 72 beautiful, brown-eyed virgins and rivers of wine for their martyrdom. 

"The special operation that was to be carried out directly by the Kadyrovites to eliminate our president is fully known to us today, and I can say that we received information from representatives of the FSB, who today have no desire to take part in this bloody war," he said. The FSB is Russia's equivalent to our FBI known as Russia's Federal Security Service.

Ramzan Kadyrov is the head of the Chechen Republic, which is a semiautonomous part of Russia. He is Putin's buddy and his commandos were considered to be fierce, highly skilled fighters who weren't as skilled as once believed.

So President Zelenskyy lives to fight another day.

When US offered to take him out of Ukraine, this is what he said

Fox News Digital reported Monday that Putin’s move to send Chechen fighters to join the invasion may have backfired as the Ukrainian military outperformed Russian expectations and hey, they also killed the Chechen "elite" forces. 

Danilov said the Chechen "elite" strike team arrived in two groups, one of which defense forces engaged in Hostomel, and the other of which the Ukrainian military was keeping a close eye on.

Danilov also claimed that Ukraine had been tipped off to the death squad by sources within Russia’s Federal Security Service.

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Zelenskyy said in a televised address last week that he believed Russian forces had designated him as their "No. 1 target" and is considered by many to be Ukraine's GOAT. [Google it if you're not a sports fan.]

It's clear that Russia is much more equipped than Ukraine but the latter has surprised Putin's punks.

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