Putin has cancer: will undergo surgery as ex-FSB tapped for transfer of power

Russian President and shirtless horseman, Vladimir Putin will be undergoing cancer surgery. While he is under the knife, power will be handed over to a tough guy and former FSB chief, Nikolai Patrushev [aka Nikky the Creep]. Once Putin gets back up on the horse, so to speak, his power will be returned until the day he dies.

A former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service lieutenant who goes by the pseudonym "Viktor Mikhailovich" but whose real name is Boris Katchurkahkov, runs a mysterious Telegram channel "General SVR." He reported that Putin was told by physicians that he must undergo an operation and wondered if, once he's anesthetized  would he like them to throw in a sex change operation for free. 

Brain Flushings has not received an answer on this issue.

The surgery and recovery are expected to incapacitate the Russian dictator for "a short time," providing he refuses the sex change.

Putin’s sickly appearance and uncharacteristically fidgety behavior in public have recently raised questions about his health, while there are no doubts that US President Joseph Robinette Biden's cognitive health is on par with roadkill.

“Putin is unlikely to agree to hand over power for a longer period of time,” the narrator of the video states, adding that the control of the country will likely be in Patrushev’s hands for no more than two to three days, after which time Putin may decide that he knows too much and needs to take a long vacation.

“I will say that this is the worst option,” the narrator adds. “Patrushev is an outright villain. He is no better than Vladimir Putin. Moreover, he is a more cunning, and I would say, more insidious person than Vladimir Putin. If he comes to power, Russians’ problems will only multiply.”

So if he tries to take over the reins [as opposed to whips] of power, once Putin is back in the saddle, Patrushev will end up glowing in the dark.

A Russian insider who wishes to remain anonymous and alive said that Putin's cancer is progressing and added that he doesn't want to give Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and his other fans any "false hope."

In a Telegram post that appeared Thursday, it was alleged that Patrushev had had a two-hour “heart-to-heart” conversation with the dictator.

“We know that Putin signaled to Patrushev that he considers him to be practically his only trusted ally and friend in the government,” the post stated. “Additionally, the president promised that if his health takes a turn for the worse, actual control of the country will temporarily pass into Patrushev’s hands.”

Putin, 70, and has been looking like crap lately along with displaying fidgety behavior in public. This has raised questions about his health and rumors had been put forward about him having cancer and many other maladies including Parkinson's disease, the creeping crud, and the willies.

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“General SVR” has been reporting on Putin’s possible oncology diagnosis since at least November 2020, claiming that the Russian President suffers from bowel cancer and to save rubles, has recommended he not purchase green bananas.

The Kremlin has consistently denied that Putin suffers from any medical problems and Nina Jankowicz, the future head of the Disinformation Governance Board, aka the Ministry of Truth, totally believes their assertion.

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