Ukrainian intelligence claims there's a plan in place to kill Putin

A plot has been uncovered to kill Vladimir Putin, which would remove him from power and everything else. Ukrainian intelligence service says that Putin is being targeted by a group of "Russian elites" who have already found his replacement. 

Now that sounds too good to be true, but here's hoping.

The Chief Directorate of Intelligence of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine believes a plan has been concocted to take out "Charlie Brown Head" Putin because the sanctions are hurting them [except for the wife of the former mayor of Moscow who gave Hunter Biden over $3 million] and the war is also hurting the Russian economy. 

FSB director Oleksandr Bortnikov has been selected to replace Putin, reports the Daily Mirror. The FSB is a home security agency much like our FBI.

Once Putin is removed [as in killed], the Kremlin insiders want to restore economic ties with the West because capitalism rocks and doesn't suck, in spite of what the Left might say. The Russian invasion of Ukraine has also screwed up many old alliances with European and global counterparts.

“It is known that Bortnikov and some other influential representatives of the Russian elite are considering various options to remove Putin from power,” said the Chief Directorate of Intelligence. “In particular, poisoning, sudden disease, or any other ‘coincidence’ is not excluded.”

I like the idea of a drone balloon in the shape of Donald Trump firing an armor piercing guided missile from its butt directly at Putin's car.

The catalyst for the alleged plot may have been the great loss of Chechen troops in the north Ukraine. Over the weekend, Ukraine officials said that part of the Chechen fighting squadron has been sent back to Mother Russia due to the great losses they experienced.

It's kind of surprising that Bortnikov was selected as the guy to replace Putin because they both worked their way up through the ranks of society together, both serving in the KGB in Leningrad, before Bortnikov took over the FSB.

Bortnikov has now fallen out of favor with Putin, over screwups in the Ukraine war. Thus far, Putin has fired eight generals in order to point the blame at them for the bloody war, which has already killed about 15,000 Russian troops in less than four weeks. Putin wasn't expecting the war to last more than a few days at most, but the Ukrainian people are concerned about winning the war rather than worrying about diversity in their ranks.

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The elite plotters, according to Ukrainian intelligence, picked out 70 year-old Bortnikov because they believe he could spearhead the restoration of economic ties with the West, and he is nearly a decade younger than Joe Biden. These oligarchs are seriously worried about Russia becoming a pariah state, shunned by the West and having their houses, bank accounts and yachts seized.

Hopefully Putin will be neutralized and the war will come to an end and the Ukrainian people get help to rebuild their country. But let's not forget that Ukraine has its own problems with corruption and their own share of nazis. It just isn't as dramatic as Putin claims.

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