Woman bites camel's junk at petting zoo

Perhaps she thought it was a biting zoo rather than a petting zoo, but a woman bit a camel's snow globes at a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo  and was cited for criminal trespassing, according to reports.

The woman is a Florida resident and was chasing her dog when she crawled into Caspar’s enclosure at the Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, The Baton Rouge Advocate reported Sunday. Caspar is the friendly camel whose biznads were chomped on by the woman.

She told deputies she bit the 600-pound beast when he sat on her and it was obvious what she needed to do to escape.

“She said: ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,’” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told the paper.

Forgetting about the woes of the camel, the woman was brought to a hospital, perhaps for a chipped tooth, but maybe not.

Deputies gave her and her husband summonses on the trespassing charge and for not having their dog on a leash, according to The Advocate.

“The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton told the paper. “They were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine” [which is to sit on intruders until help arrives.]

The truck stop once featured a tiger, causing a bit of controversy. "I'd like to see her bite that tiger's wrinkle purse," Joseph Blowe said.

Pamela Bossier, the truck stop manager, said the tiger had never attacked anyone, nor have the zoo’s other wild animals, including Caspar. In fact, they had a monkey who used to help pump gas but was fired for flinging its feces at customers who tried to pump their own gas.

“He’s really a gentle giant,” Bossier told the paper referring to the camel.

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UPDATE on salsa testicle dipper's case--Judge has something to say about him

You might know him as the salsa testicle dipper but his proud mother calls Howard Matthew Webb, "son."

The 31-year-old man who dipped his bollocks in a delightful salsa blend while being driven to a customer who ordered the Mexican food [without the side of pubic hair], appeared before Blount County General Sessions Court Judge Robert Headrick, in Tennessee.

The judge wasn't in the mood for Webb's levity when he heard the "double rock star" guffaw in his courtroom.

"What are you laughing about, Mr. Webb?" the judge reportedly said angrily when he heard the chuckling. "There is nothing about this situation I find cute or funny. It's abhorrent!"

Webb pleaded guilty to an amended charge of misdemeanor assault/offensive touching, according to a local paper. But he reportedly laughed after entering the plea and this drew the judge's ire, the Knoxville News Sentinel reported.

Webb was arrested last month and initially charged with felony adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals. A female delivery driver, with whom he had tagged along Jan. 12, recorded Webb allegedly in the act of "double-dipping" and posted the video online, saying it was retribution for an 89-cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive. 

According to local news outlets Webb was sentenced to six months' of supervised probation and is required to attend daily alcohol counseling sessions for three months. The delivery driver was not charged but has been fired from her job, the News Sentinel reported.


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