Woman bites camel's junk at petting zoo

Perhaps she thought it was a biting zoo rather than a petting zoo, but a woman bit a camel's snow globes at a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo  and was cited for criminal trespassing, according to reports.

The woman is a Florida resident and was chasing her dog when she crawled into Caspar’s enclosure at the Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, The Baton Rouge Advocate reported Sunday. Caspar is the friendly camel whose biznads were chomped on by the woman.

She told deputies she bit the 600-pound beast when he sat on her and it was obvious what she needed to do to escape.

“She said: ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,’” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told the paper.

Forgetting about the woes of the camel, the woman was brought to a hospital, perhaps for a chipped tooth, but maybe not.

Deputies gave her and her husband summonses on the trespassing charge and for not having their dog on a leash, according to The Advocate.

“The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton told the paper. “They were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine” [which is to sit on intruders until help arrives.]

The truck stop once featured a tiger, causing a bit of controversy. "I'd like to see her bite that tiger's wrinkle purse," Joseph Blowe said.

Pamela Bossier, the truck stop manager, said the tiger had never attacked anyone, nor have the zoo’s other wild animals, including Caspar. In fact, they had a monkey who used to help pump gas but was fired for flinging its feces at customers who tried to pump their own gas.

“He’s really a gentle giant,” Bossier told the paper referring to the camel.

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ISIS pant-load praises Mateen

A rather sinister, unkempt, angry, bearded individual with a serious nose hair situation going on, has been identified as an American ISIS jihadist who goes by the name Abu Isma'll Al-Amriki. He was identified in a propaganda recruiting video that was made after Omar Mateen killed 49 people at an Orlando, Florida nightclub one week ago.

Hillary Clinton vehemently denies having any Clinton Foundation ties with Al-Amriki and the video-makers. 

Just kidding .  .  .  sort of.

In the attack, Mateen pledged his allegiance to ISIS and they jumped on the chance to take credit for the killings perpetrated by the jihadist loser. 

Al-Amriki would walk a mile for this camel

But officials now say that there was no direct guidance given to the gay registered Democrat Mateen by the orthodox Islamic group (aka ISIS, aka ISIL, aka Islamic State) but instead believe he was merely inspired by them to carry out the attack on the gay nightclub Pulse.

In the new video, the American terrorist, Al-Amriki ,urges other Muslims to be inspired by Mateen's actions and go out and blow themselves up for Allah and a bunch of virgins that their cartoon-inspired brains have cooked up.

We should show a photo of what Mateen looks like after he was killed, not before the fact. This might make wannabe suicidal losers think twice about what they think they want to do. Instead, the media has the guy's selfie with his smug expression, not unlike the Tsarnaev brothers, one of whom made the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine.

Show them after their terrorist attacks, not before--making them look like rock stars can only help terrorism grow. 

"Omar Mateen, one of the soldiers of the [caliphate], was one of the few that was truthful to his lord," the not so suicidal Abu Isma'll Al-Amriki said. "While having prepared his weapons and taken steps, while having trust and reliance upon Allah, it is through his hand that Allah punished his enemies."

So what kind of god creates his own enemies and doesn't have the power to kill them without the help of jihadists?

Al-Amriki, whose name means "The Camel-Whacking American Who Wanted to Take the Name Muhammad But It Was Already Taken" speaks in English and wears military-style fatigues. He holds an assault rifle, which he would've never been able to get his dirty hands on because Hillary and the libs would have made it illegal to own it. Arab music plays softly and Arabic subtitles flow along the bottom of the screen. 

In that video, French, Russian, Indonesian and Uzbekian terrorists also appear, none of whom would actually wear an armed suicide vest because the purpose of the video is to get others to do that job.

One terrorist talks about a "surprise" operation at the Euro 2016 tournament in France.

While the left blames anything from the NRA to Donald Trump to the GOP for ISIS terrorism, they forget that it was under Barack Hussein Obama that ISIS emerged and went from "JV" to varsity status.


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