Woman bites camel's junk at petting zoo

Perhaps she thought it was a biting zoo rather than a petting zoo, but a woman bit a camel's snow globes at a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo  and was cited for criminal trespassing, according to reports.

The woman is a Florida resident and was chasing her dog when she crawled into Caspar’s enclosure at the Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, The Baton Rouge Advocate reported Sunday. Caspar is the friendly camel whose biznads were chomped on by the woman.

She told deputies she bit the 600-pound beast when he sat on her and it was obvious what she needed to do to escape.

“She said: ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,’” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told the paper.

Forgetting about the woes of the camel, the woman was brought to a hospital, perhaps for a chipped tooth, but maybe not.

Deputies gave her and her husband summonses on the trespassing charge and for not having their dog on a leash, according to The Advocate.

“The camel did nothing wrong,” Hamilton told the paper. “They were aggressive. The camel was just doing its normal routine” [which is to sit on intruders until help arrives.]

The truck stop once featured a tiger, causing a bit of controversy. "I'd like to see her bite that tiger's wrinkle purse," Joseph Blowe said.

Pamela Bossier, the truck stop manager, said the tiger had never attacked anyone, nor have the zoo’s other wild animals, including Caspar. In fact, they had a monkey who used to help pump gas but was fired for flinging its feces at customers who tried to pump their own gas.

“He’s really a gentle giant,” Bossier told the paper referring to the camel.

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Baton Rouge shooter: a member of Nation of Islam

Nation of islam leader Louis Farrakhan must be proud of Gavin Eugene Long, the cowardly scumbag who ambushed and killed 3 Baton Rouge police officers. Long was a member of the Nation of Islam, a group that preaches hate against white people.

Videos of the cowardly Long's YouTube account show him ranting against 'crackers' and making references to Alton Sterling, the black man killed by police in Baton Rouge on July 5th.

In 2015, Farrakhan accused whites of persecuting blacks and said the Koran teaches that persecution is worse than slaughter (cf. Sura 2:191 and 2:217).  He also called for a bloody race war, referring to death as "sweet". 

As if that wasn't enough, Farrakhan said he was looking for "10,000 fearless men" to rise up and kill those who kill us--stalk them and kill them and let them feel the pain of death that we are feeling."

This is what race-baiters, haters of 'the others' do for their power and gain. This is who Long was influenced by and because we are a civilized society with laws, we do nothing about the Farrakhan's in our midst. He is one of the most anti-white, anti-Semitic people in America. He is no Muhammad Ali, that's for certain.

When Michael Brown was shot and killed last summer by a white police officer, the Washington Post reported that ISIS, and other jihadist movements, were taking advantage of the crisis to recruit blacks for jihad. And unfortunately, it seems to be working.

If black people knew how the prophet of Islam referred to them, they might think twice from joining--he called black people 'raisin-heads'.  How disgusting is that?

But we have a country divided along racial lines thanks to people like Farrakhan, Sharpton, Jackson and yes, even Obama.

In the article by the Washington Post, Abu Mansour, a jihadist and follower of the Islamic State who lived in Germany said that "in Islam, there is no racism." Of course he didn't think the apartheid agains blacks and slavery in the Arab world counts as racism. 

And he probably skimmed over a lot of the Koran that discusses the hatred for the Jews. Let's face it, if Muslims can call "Islamophobia" a form of racism, in spite of Islam being an ideology and not a race, then why isn't Judaism considered a race as well? And the Koran is chock full of anti-Semitism.



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Dumber than water

Some people are twice as stupid as they are arrogant. 

Damarcus (pronounced "Dumbarcus") Davis went online a did a video entitled "Rapper Threatens Trump." 

In the video, the rapper brandishes firearms and raps, "I really want to go to war with Donald Trump because Donald Trump is tryin' to take food stamps from my momma and that's all the (#@$%) she's got. Let Donald Trump know it's up over here. We want war; we're going to declare war."

But stupid is as stupid does.

Davis' firearms were not purchased by him. In fact, the weapons were stolen from Meaux Guns and Ammo, a store that was burglarized in July of last year and owned by Joe Meaux, a "Sons of Guns" reality TV star. When he saw the idiot Davis doing his rappy thing, he recognized the weapons, realizing they were the ones stolen last year. He said the guns are "very recognizable."

By the time Meaux called the cops, local authorities and Secret Service were already aware of the Instagram video featuring Davis, 22, who goes by the name of "Maine Musik." They didn't know at the time that the weapons were stolen, but any threat to a presidential candidate is followed up and taken very seriously. 

The rapper also makes a cloaked reference to ISIS in the video, making him a finalist in the "America's Got Schmucks" competition. (He, along with Bernie Sanders and Mitt Romney are all head-to-head as of this week.)

Davis was stopped on June 3rd in Baton Rouge when he ran a stop sign, proving once again that he has the mental capacity of an empty soup can. There had been a warrant for his arrest from an undisclosed incident that occurred last year.

Davis was charged with multiple weapons counts and drug charges for non-medicinal purposes. It is believed that he wasn't part of the gun-theft operation--there are three men facing prosecution for that crime. He posted $23,000 bail and was released the same day, but his charges include possession of stolen guns.

When asked what he plans to do in the future, Davis said, "Derp."


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