UPDATE on salsa testicle dipper's case--Judge has something to say about him

You might know him as the salsa testicle dipper but his proud mother calls Howard Matthew Webb, "son."

The 31-year-old man who dipped his bollocks in a delightful salsa blend while being driven to a customer who ordered the Mexican food [without the side of pubic hair], appeared before Blount County General Sessions Court Judge Robert Headrick, in Tennessee.

The judge wasn't in the mood for Webb's levity when he heard the "double rock star" guffaw in his courtroom.

"What are you laughing about, Mr. Webb?" the judge reportedly said angrily when he heard the chuckling. "There is nothing about this situation I find cute or funny. It's abhorrent!"

Webb pleaded guilty to an amended charge of misdemeanor assault/offensive touching, according to a local paper. But he reportedly laughed after entering the plea and this drew the judge's ire, the Knoxville News Sentinel reported.

Webb was arrested last month and initially charged with felony adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals. A female delivery driver, with whom he had tagged along Jan. 12, recorded Webb allegedly in the act of "double-dipping" and posted the video online, saying it was retribution for an 89-cent tip for an almost 30-minute drive. 

According to local news outlets Webb was sentenced to six months' of supervised probation and is required to attend daily alcohol counseling sessions for three months. The delivery driver was not charged but has been fired from her job, the News Sentinel reported.


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