Bill Nye Science Guy and AOC economics major will save humanity

Bill Nye the kid's "Science Guy" and Alexandria Obviously-Comatose have put their heads together and have come up with a plan to save us from ourselves from climate change and income inequality.

With only a mere 12 years remaining before the planet can no longer accommodate life as we know it, the dynamic duo joined forces at the South by Southwest (SXSW) conference in Austin, Texas and played tickle-slap, took a heehaw photo together, and who knows what else went on between them.

The Science Guy for kids posted a photo of himself and 29-year-old Obviously-Comatose on Twitter where AOC's fans [known as "Twits"] tweeted their approval.

“AOC gets it. She sees that fear is dividing us," Nye obliviously noted, forgetting that AOC said the world will end in 12 years if she doesn't do something about it. "We can address income inequality. We can address climate change, if we get together and get to work," he wrote, without explaining how they plan to rob the rich to redistribute to the poor, nor how they plan to retrofit every single structure in America, and how that can be done in 10 years.

"I think the part of it that is generational is that millennials and people, in Gen Z, and all these folks that come after us are looking up and we’re like, the world is gonna end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change," said Obviously-Comatose in January. "And your biggest issue, your biggest issue is how are going to pay for it? — and like this is the war, this is our World War II."

This is like not war, and nothing like, like World War II. But you might give her credence if you're stupid.

Moreover, the fine young cretin even acknowledged that her impossible and outrageously pricey Green New Deal is massively flawed, but, according to her, at least she’s “trying.” This means she’s “the boss.”

They're coming for our guns.

“Like I just introduced the Green New Deal two weeks ago, and it's creating all of this conversation. Why? Because no one else has even tried. Because no one else has even tried. So people are like, 'Oh it's unrealistic. Oh it's vague. Oh it doesn't address this little minute thing,'" she said last month. "And I'm like, 'You try. You do it. Cuz you're not. Cuz you're not. So, until you do it, I'm the boss.' How about that?"

Yes, how about that. Having an elected official who apparently knows as much about science as Bill Nye [the kids'] Science Guy should scare the crap out of us all. Ironically, with people like AOC in government, it's actually not out of the realm of possibility that the world will end in 12 years.

Nye’s scientific background, particularly concerning the climate, is not exactly impressive. National Review's Ian Tuttle explained:

William Sanford Nye’s scientific bona fides consists of an undergraduate degree in mechanical engineering from Cornell, and a stint at Boeing. But you can be anything you want on television, and in the late 1980s, hard at work pursuing a career in comedy, Nye landed a recurring bit as Bill Nye “the Science Guy” on Almost Live!, a Seattle-area sketch-comedy television show, and a role as Christopher Lloyd’s laboratory sidekick on Back to the Future: The Animated Series. Nye then leveraged that success into his namesake PBS Kids show, Bill Nye the Science Guy, which from 1993 to 1998 filmed 100 half-hour episodes, each focused on a particular topic (dinosaurs, buoyancy, germs, &c.) and accompanied by a parody soundtrack (e.g., Episode 75, on invertebrates: “Crawl Away,” by “S. Khar Go” — a parody of “Runaway” by Janet Jackson). Somehow, because of this, Nye is now the go-to authority on exoplanets and dark matter and whether we are living in a computer simulation — and, of course, environmental policy.

Nye, a flaming progressive, knows as much about science as barbers knew about performing surgery in 1830.

In 2017, Nye destroyed what little was left of his credibility with an outrageous Netflix skit dubbed “Sexual Spectrum.” Alongside “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” actress Rachel Bloom, the duo sang and rapped about "butt stuff," "sex stew," transgenderism, and how sexuality and gender are "on a spectrum," or non-binary.

To sum up, both AOC and Bill Nye have as much credibility in their knowledge of science as a goldfish has of boolean algebra. In a word, both are schmucks.

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