Coward who allegedly threatened to kill ICE agents is now ready to FO

Let’s consider the case of Robert King, a man who, in a fit of what one can only assume was self-righteous bravado, decided to fling some rather choice words into the digital abyss. 

According to the complaint, King declared that if he saw ICE agents in his neighborhood, he’d be "opening fire," dismissing them as a "secret police force with no real legal authority" and adding, with a flourish of subtlety, "Kill them." 

Not content with merely that, he allegedly went further: "Just wanna double down on what I said the other day: if ICE comes to your neighborhood, f-----g shoot them and kill them. No mercy for the Gestapo." 

Stirring stuff, I’m sure, from a man who clearly fancied himself a lone crusader against the imagined jackboots of the state.

But reality, as it so often does, has a way of cutting through the noise. King now finds himself in that unenviable phase where actions meet their inevitable reckoning. 

Last week, he was charged in federal court with transmitting interstate threats—a development as predictable as it is satisfying. By Wednesday, Judge Renee Toliver in Dallas, with little patience for his antics, ordered him detained, deeming him a "flight risk and a risk to the community." Fox’s Bill Melugin, as Twitchy noted, reported that King left the courtroom in tears—a rather pathetic coda to his earlier bluster. 

The details are almost too perfect. King, a U.S. citizen, was nabbed in McKinney, Texas, after his social media rants caught the attention of the authorities. "Open fire" if ICE agents dared show their faces, he proclaimed, as HSI Dallas dutifully tweeted: pic.twitter.com/LyVf3M6ECe— HSI Dallas  (@HSI_Dallas) April 2, 2025. 

A bold, brave warrior, until the handcuffs clicked. 

Federal prosecutors, meanwhile, traced the tip to the FBI’s national line—a system evidently awake to such idiocy. King had been living with his sister and her husband, the latter a Mesquite police officer and former CBP agent. 

Upon discovering his posts, the brother-in-law threw him out. Quite right, too. No one needs that sort of liability under their roof.

Now, King faces up to five years in prison. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, as the saying goes—and what a prize this is. You have to love it when people discover that their reckless posturing might just land them in a cell. 

Who tipped off the FBI? One can only speculate—perhaps [or very possibly] the brother-in-law, tired of the nonsense, or a neighbor weary of the rhetoric. Either way, it’s a sign the system is watching, and King’s tough-guy act has crumbled into sobs.

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Hardly surprising. It’s one thing to play the revolutionary online; quite another when the law comes knocking.

This isn’t an isolated madness. 

Look at the Tesla scumcrumpets—caught on camera, faces plain as day, smashing away as if consequences were a myth. They, like King, seem to believe their cause sanctifies their actions, that the law bends to their whims. They’re obviously wrong and will find that out once they're caught.

King thought he could threaten federal agents and incite violence with impunity. He couldn’t. 

The lesson here is stark: you don’t get to hurl threats—or Molotov cocktails—into the world and expect it to shrug. Not anymore. King’s tears are the sound of that illusion shattering, and I, for one, find it grimly poetic.

FAFO boys and girls.

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