TN guy dips his badoodles in customer's salsa

A Tennessee cretin was arrested for allegedly dipping his "boys" into a restaurant customer's salsa, giving a whole new meaning to the term "double-dipping."

Howard Webb, 31, was with a driver for Dinner Delivered, a food delivery service, on Jan. 12 when he allegedly put his peludo bolas in an order of salsa that a customer had ordered from a Mexican restaurant in Maryville, according to WBIR-TV.

Webb, in a video published by the news station, is seen seemingly putting "frick and frack" in a cup of salsa. Someone else in the vehicle, identified as the delivery driver, is heard giggling and saying: "This is what you get when you give an 89-cents tip for an almost-30-minute drive."

Question: if the food had not yet been delivered, how did he know the customer would leave an 89-cent tip? Or was it because a previous customer stiffed him? [No pun intended]

"Oh, it feels good on my [testicles,]" Webb replies delightfully.

Dinner Delivered addressed the video on Facebook, writing that the driver Webb was with was a "rogue independent contractor," and in no way does putting one's "wedding tackle" in our salsa a practice we condone.

The unidentified food delivery driver engaged in criminal behavior that has resulted in indecent acts performed to customer orders, as well as unverified claims of inserting poisonous substances inside customer drinks," the company said.

The delivery service wrote that it reported the driver to law enforcement authorities.

Webb was busted [no pun intended] on Friday and charged with adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals, according to the WBIR-TV.

Thankfully, the customer did not order bechamel sauce for the shrimp.


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