Lebanon exploding pagers wound dozens in unmentionable body parts of Hezbollonians

Israel is not taking credit for dozens of personal Hezbollah pagers from remotely detonating in Lebanon on Tuesday, wounding dozens in places where men don't want to be wounded and also in hands above the waist. 

The phenomenon was reported by state-run media, which means it has to be true because it sure isn't a good look for Hezbollah.

[H/T Fox News Digital.]

This included hundreds of hand-held pagers as Lebanon's state-run National News Agency reported. "The handheld pagers system was detonated using advanced technology, and dozens of injuries were reported," [by men with unusually high-pitched voices].

It isn't yet known if anyone was killed by the exploding pagers, but it's possible that some of the men might wish they were dead, based on where they kept their device.

One man, [we'll call him Ahmed] was injured in his groin area. "I was looking at a beautiful pair of eyes from under the niqab and suddenly I felt a warmth coming from beneath my shirwal. I thought it was from my reaction to her beauty, but no, it was my pager heating up in my pocket and then it exploded. Please don't laugh at my voice."

Lebanon's state-run National News Agency reported that in Beirut’s southern suburbs and other areas "the handheld pagers system was detonated using advanced technology, and dozens of injuries were reported." It wasn't immediately clear if people were killed.

Although Israel isn't taking credit for the incident, they are quite adept in technology, and smart beats brawn in the long run every time.

Am Yisrael Chai! 

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Israeli technology comes up with a better lie detector device

Leave it to Israel, the land with the most PhD's per capita than any other nation on the planet to come up with a better mousetrap, or in this case, a better lie detector than the polygraph we have all seen in the movies.

The Israeli lie detector can weed out balderdash faster than Brian Stelter can weed out a stale donut. It makes our polygraph look like an old ouija board. The bad guys, especially fraudsters, thieves and Democrats, [but I repeat myself] are going to need to be very careful.

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A group of researchers at Tel Aviv University has developed an innovative technology that can detect lies with an accuracy of 73%, which is about the percentage of lies Biden mumbles to the public.

For more on this technology, go to Israel, commit a crime, and lie about it to the cops,

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Saudi Arabia: Female robot treated better than females

Photo: Reuters

Saudi women are jealous of a 'female' robot who doesn't need a 'male' robot guardian or is required to wear a hijab (head covering) when going out in public and has been granted Saudi Arabian citizenship.

Seriously.

The robot, known as Sophia, was unveiled at a technology conference in Riyadh last week. Questions as to whether 'she' will be treated like other women in the Islamic kingdom now that she's a citizen has lit up social media.

"It hit a sore spot that a robot has citizenship and my daughter doesn't," Hadeel Shaikh, a Saudi human woman whose 4-year-old girl with a Lebanese man doesn't have citizenship, but the child, unlike the robot, will be allowed to marry in five years.

Women in Saudi Arabia who are married to foreigners cannot pass on citizenship to their children.  

(Israelis still aren't allowed to enter the orthodox Islamic country while Christians cannot bring in their Bibles, Rosary beads, crosses or other religious articles.)

Last month the Saudi government allowed women to drive and to watch sporting events in all-male stadiums for the first time starting next year. If the male fans are able to keep themselves from raping these women, the practice will continue the following year.

Shaikh hopes the country will reform even more and is worried about her daughter's future as she only holds a residency card.

"I want her to have all the privileges of her mum," Shaikh told the Thomas Reuters Foundation via phone. "I want her to feel welcomed even if I am not here," she said, alluding to the notion that she could be stoned to death for allowing a man to enter her home to repair her broken gristmill.

A question I have about this robot deal is: does the robot have parts made in other countries and if so, why is the robot granted citizenship when the little girl has parts made in Lebanon and is not a Saudi citizen?



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