Report: Hunter caught making porn flicks and shared them with 'Dad'

The idiot son of PINO Joe Biden is still the smartest man he knows, so taken literally, that means Joe thinks that Hunter Biden is smarter than Barack Obama, Michelle Obama [if the rumors are true], John Kerry, Jeffrey Epstein, and Xi Jinping, to name just a few. This should gives us a clue about Joe's own intelligence and analytical abilities, but to even imply Joe has analytical abilities is a stretch.

As you may have known, Hunter Biden slept with his dead brother's wife [which tells you something about her too], loves crack cocaine, sneaky business dealings with China and Ukraine, and enjoying the company of prostitutes.

The Daily Mail published an exclusive, highlighting the lowlights of Hunter's internet search history, the contents of which will surprise absolutely no one but the women of "The View."

According to Daily Mail, "Hunter Biden's search history reveals an obsession with porn including incest fantasies, '18yrs old', 'lonely widow' porn, 'MILK crack cocaine porn'" and a whole host of other disturbing and revealing subjects.

Beyond his PornHub search history, he like sharing his sexual exploits with a wide audience. He recorded homemade videos with various women of questionable character to upload to the website and shared links to videos to Joe Biden, or someone he calls "Dad," using text messages.

According to Daily Mail, Hunter "texted a link to a PornHub page to a phone number he had saved in his contacts book as 'Dad' on October 22, 2018," just 4 days prior to Hillary Clinton's birthday. While one may have little or perhaps nothing to do with the other, it's always worth mentioning Hillary in some negative context because she deserves it.

However, The Mail also goes on to say that in other texts, he and POTUS used each other's phone numbers at various times. "Dad" could have been someone else--even Hillary Clinton or perhaps Bill. Dad certainly cannot refer to himself because he has an out of wedlock child and he has not been a "Dad" to her, unless you preface it with "deadbeat."

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Hunter's laptop was full of videos of himself in playful antics with whores. One can imagine from the clips, how Hunter could be called a genius by his father who has lost the ability to distinguish genius from genitals. 

Now just imagine Hunter serving on the board of a large corporation in Ukraine.

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Dalton sex-ed teacher fired after "masturbation" lesson for 1st graders

A self-described teacher whose classes included sex ed classes that used cartoon videos on masturbation for first graders at Manhattan's posh Dalton School has resigned. [H/T The NY Post.] 

Justine Ang Fonte not only taught young children about "Lone Rangering," but also held a one-day workshop on "porn literacy" to juniors at the Columbia Grammar & Prep School, which is an overpriced  high school in New York City. The workshop angered some parents and Fonte will not be returning to the Dalton school next year, according to Dalton's head, Jim Best, who will also not be returning next year.

“Throughout her tenure at Dalton, Justine Ang Fonte has helped to develop an exemplary K-12 Health and Wellness program. Dalton — our faculty, staff, administration, and trustees — continue to stand firmly behind this program and those who teach it,” Best wrote.

“At faculty and staff meetings this week, Justine announced her decision to leave Dalton to focus on her work as an independent Health Educator. She has been working toward this goal for over a year. We support Justine’s aspirations and look forward to honoring her accomplishments as the academic year comes to a close.”

One Dalton parent was not impressed with the school’s statement .

“This inability to admit a mistake or acknowledge misstep is strange,” she said. “It shows a real lack of emotional intelligence and self awareness on behalf of the leadership team.”

Last fall, Dalton parents, who fork over $55,000 per year for their kids’ tuition, learned that their first-graders were being taught sex-ed lessons that included cartoons showing little kids talking about “touching themselves” for pleasure.

“Hey, how come sometimes my penis gets big sometimes and points in the air?” asks the little boy in the cartoon, leading to an explanation of what an “erection” is.

The boy nods and says, “Sometimes I touch my penis because it feels good.” As does CNN's Jeffrey Toobin.

Then the little girl adds: “Sometimes, when I’m in my bath or when Mom puts me to bed, I like to touch my vulva too.” 

The parents were initially told they had “misinterpreted” the content of the classwork because the school's administration underestimated their intelligence.

Fonte had reassured parents that she does not use the word “masturbation” in class, and that her lessons teach kids not to touch themselves in public. The words she uses are: "poaching the egg," and "petting the cat." That totally put the parents at ease, or maybe it didn't.

But if CNN can bring back the star masturbator, Jeffrey Toobin, who was caught on live work video "toobining" himself, why can't the parents forgive and forget what Fonte did?

Answer: Because it hit home and affected them directly. Just like it would if Democrats lived near the southern border and illegal aliens camped out on their lawns--they would be the loudest advocators of building a wall.

Fonte's presentation included a list of most searched pornographic terms that will not be mentioned here, but you get the point.

Since when is it the job of schools to take on the role that traditionally belonged to parents? This is just another way the government is trying to indoctrinate our kids.

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Avenatti gets his wings clipped by the feds amid tax scandal

Los Angeles -- Porn actress lawyer Michael Avenatti was named in a federal warrant resulting in the seizure of his private jet aircraft Wednesday. The plane, a Honda HA-420 is worth around $4.5 million.

Spokesman Thom Mrozek of the U.S. Attorney's Office, confirmed to Fox News that federal agents seized the twin-engine jet from Santa Barbara Airport at around 10:00 a.m. after the warrant was issued.

The six-seat business jet was flown by a private contract pilot to Chino Municipal Airport, where it is being held by Threshold Aviation. Avenatti swore that the feds haven't heard the last from him and he's correct. They will hear his testimony once a court date is set.

Federal court records indicated that the plane, bought on Jan. 30, 2017, was registered to Passport 420, a company co-owned by Avenatti. A government complaint obtained by Fox News said Avenatti’s wife, Lisa-Storie Avenatti, said he owned two private jets -- one through Avenatti & Associates and the other through Passport 420 -- and that each had a value of $4.5 million.

The warrant under which the plane was seized was under seal; Avenatti was accused last month of failing to pay income taxes for almost a decade despite making $18 million since 2010. Officials are also looking at his firm, which is said to have recorded $38 million in deposits but filed no tax returns. He could go to prison for decades if found guilty as there is another case against him regarding the attempted extortion of the Nike Company.

Prosecutors did not disclose if the jet was seized to satisfy a judgment, or in connection with nonpayment of taxes, but either way, the failed attorney was plenty pissed off.

Avenatti made a name for himself after representing Daniels when she sued Trump in March 2018, claiming that Trump paid her hush money ahead of the 2016 election over an alleged 2006 tryst.

The president has repeatedly denied her story, but we all knew who Trump was when we didn't vote for Hillary.

After repeated social media attacks on Trump and his former attorney Michael Cohen, Avenatti hinted that he would consider a run for the 2020 presidential election on the Democratic ticket, which caused Brian Stelter of the Comedy News Network (CNN) to swoon and try taking credit for the decision.

Since the proverbial feces hit the fan, Avenatti has chosen not to run and the nation will not get "a first" in having a president preside from the inside of a prison cell.



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Stormy Daniels: Trump ruined her for all other men

Porn performer and practically naked dancer Stormy Daniels says her past relationship with Donald Trump in 2006 has ruined her for any other man. She claims her foray into politics has "completely ruined" her pornography career.

She spoke at the Oxford Union on Friday at an event laughingly titled: "Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free." She told her horny audience that she had to take a ten-month hiatus from "writing" new adult films. "And making a come-back, no pun intended, isn't easy."

"Writing porn can be very hard . . . no pun intended," she told the crowd of over a dozen men in sunglasses and floppy hats. "You have to write words that have to sound real. And you need to know the mechanics of porn to tell the performers when to moan versus when to groan, and when he needs to give her a nice slap upon her buttocks."

"I had no idea what I was getting myself into," Stormy said. "Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world."

However, Daniels isn't leaving the pornography industry by any stretch of the imagination. She said she will "probably never leave the adult film industry," because, ultimately, pornography is her passion and she has a part in every aspect of production, from top to bottom, in and out. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.

"Yes, porn has set me free. Now I can walk down any street in this beautiful country and people recognize me not merely as a woman, but as a woman who will do most anything to anyone on camera, so long as we're both having fun."

When asked how she was able to get her head back into the game, no pun intended, she said that writing limericks was the key.

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Porn star lawyer claims hd didn't have sex with that woman, Stormy Daniels

His lips are actually sealed

Porn star lawyer Michael Avenatti doth protest too much. The lawyer for Stormy Daniels claims he never engaged in sexual relations with her and denied the idea when asked by SiriusXM host Karen Hunter on Tuesday.

"Here's the answer: absolutely not," he told Hunter as he took a cleansing breath and thought clean thoughts. "I've never had sexual relations with this woman."

"So I've been at this about sex six months in connection with this case and I have to hand it to you," the sleaze-ball added as he nervously laughed at the question, "No one has ever asked me this question." Heh heh.

Avenatti claims he sees the porn star as more of a "sister" and that he was quite familiar with pornography [just check out his internet history] but swore that he went out of his way not to get turned on by her body parts and never viewed her "work."

I believe him--he's too much in heat over himself. I bet he carries a naked photo of himself in his wallet.

But I digress.

Since Stormy [whose real name is "Bubbles Dat Pop" --kidding] first brought a lawsuit against President Trump over a consensual sex claim, [which Trump denies, but nobody cares] demanding she be released from a nondisclosure agreement she signed with him in October 2016, Avenatti has camping out at CNN and other networks that would interview him, which was all of them because it went against the president.

The guy can't get enough of the guy. He takes to TV like Stormy takes to poles. There were even talks of a show with Anthony Scaramucci, a former White House staffer.

Now the bald-headed stooge wants to run for president in 2020. That would be a cable carnival of immense proportions. Imagine him and Trump battling it out.

Daniels claims she had an affair with Trump in 2006 but only signed the nondisclosure agreement under pressure. POTUS has consistently denied any relationship between them, but c'mon. Who cares?

Karen McDougal has also come forward with claims of an affair with "The Donald."



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POTUS sued for defamation of Stormy's candor, not her sexual prowess

President Donald Trump is undoubtedly not the best role model for America's youth, but he's doing a lot of good things as president. As you probably know, Trump has slept around over the years, but there is no indication that he has done so as president nor on the campaign trail as he sought the presidency and snatched it away from 'Crooked' Hillary Clinton.

One of the women the president had a sexual encounter with was Stephanie Clifford (aka Stormy Daniels).

Daniels is a porn star and appeared in ground-breaking films such as: "Screw You," "Dirty Deeds,""Nymphos," "Blow," "Snatched," "Young and Anal," "Breast Friends," and who can forget, "Happy Endings," to name just a few.

Stormy claims she had a sexual encounter with Trump in 2006. I don't doubt her candor because guys like billionaire Donald Trump often have sex with people they may have just met.

 Now Stormy Daniels is filing a defamation suit against Trump because of a tweet he posted in which he said the forensic sketch of a guy who allegedly threatened her in 2011 was a "total con job."

In other words, Stormy Daniels is more upset that Trump called her a liar than she would be if he called her an unattractive, no-talent strumpet with the libido of a turtle and sex appeal of a Bonobo Ape.

The case will probably not be heard in court, unless, of course, Robert Mueller gets assigned to it.


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Oops! Dem. Rep. accidentally hands out porn sites to committee members

(Photo: State of R. I. Gen. Assembly)

Providence, R.I. -- A Rhode Island lawmaker, State Rep. Ramon Peres, a Democrat of course, admits that he accidentally gave his colleagues an eyeful when providing them with a handout showing open web browser tabs referencing pornographic content. 

Fellow Democrats quickly rifled through the sites only to be disappointed that no images were available. However, several took note of the addresses before they were recollected when the mistake was noticed.

The printouts were of a Wikipedia article which Perez brought along on Wednesday to hand to House Finance Committee members as part of his testimony favoring a bill.

Initially, Perez gave the document to the clerk who made copies and handed them out. Once the porn sites were discovered, the clerk collected them to the dismay of the committee. Perez provided new handouts the following day.

Perez says the incident was "a mistake." He claimed the handout was given to him "by a friend" whom he'd asked to research the information.

Evidently, the research went deeper than Perez expected.



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Italy: Priest under investigation for organizing sex parties and more

Padua, Italy -- A Catholic priest is under police investigation for allegedly organizing and filming sex parties in the rectory of his church and acting as a pimp to his 15 lovers.

Fr. Andrea Contin, a 48-year-old parish priest in Padua, northern Italy, is suspected of making a decent living off of indecent (immoral) earnings and psychological violence. 

According to reports, Fr. Contin supposedly organized orgies on the premises of San Lorenzo church, where he provides religious advice, videos and sex toys, which have been seized after three women parishioners complained.

Fr. Contin allegedly hid the home-made porn films in covers bearing the names of popes--we can only wonder if one of the popes was Pope Innocent.

It has been suggested that the good Father "farmed out" some of his lovers on wife-swapping websites and took female friends to stay at a naturist and swingers' resort in Cap d'Agde on the southern coast of France.

The first complaints were made to the local bishop last summer but the police were not informed because the church said they hadn't completed their own investigation.

An anonymous 49-year-old church lady who claims she had an affair with Fr. Contin and did the nasty on church premises told Il Mattino di Padova: "There were a lot of women hovering around him. I didn't understand that at first, only later."

At this time, Fr. Contin hasn't been arrested but a prosecutor is supposedly investigating the allegations.

Fr. Guido Sarducci was not available for comment.


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Trump alleged to offer $10K for sex with porn star

The "Rachel Maddow Look"

Pornography "actress" Jessica Drake came out from behind the sweaty camera lenses to be the 11th woman to seek fame by accusing Donald Trump of making inappropriate sexual advances. 

"If I'm going to have sex with somebody, I want it on film and I want a lot more than a mere ten thousand dollars." 

Drake, now a has-been in the porn industry at 42, appeared at a press conference with her lawyer Gloria Allred in Los Angeles. The "Lawyer of All Kinds of Stars," Ms. Allred, is also representing two other Trump accusers who decided to wait all these years just in case he decided to run for president before coming out to cry "foul."

Ms. Drake spoke about a Lake Tahoe golf tournament in 2006, a year after Trump married Melania. She claims he flirted with her and "grabbed" her and two colleagues "tightly in a hug and kissed each one of us without asking permission."

"Donald then asked me [later, over the phone] 'What do you want, how much?'" Being the off-camera prude that she was, she said, "I told him that I couldn't because I had to return to LA for work, and I didn't want to be with him."

She added that Trump or someone representing his prurient interest called again offering her $10,000 and the use of his private jet in exchange for a rendezvous.

When she declined, it was only then that he would take no for an answer, she claimed, adding that she told two friends about what had happened. 

She had not met Trump since that time.

"Women will not be intimidated into silence by Donald Trump," said Allred as she showed a photo of Drake and Trump taken at the golf tournament.

Trump vowed that he was going to sue his 11 accusers after the election and Allred responded by saying: "Be careful what you wish for, Mr. Trump. "If you sue the accusers, the lawyers who represent these women will have the opportunity to depose you."

"This story is totally false and ridiculous," Trump said in a campaign-issued statement, saying that it is "just another example of the Clinton campaign trying to rig the election."

The campaign for the GOP presidential candidate said that Mr. Trump "does not remember this person and would have no interest in ever knowing her." Regarding the photo of Trump and Drake the campaign said, "The picture is one of thousands taken out of respect for people asking to have their picture taken with Mr. Trump."

Ms. Drake has appeared in 355 films spending two years as a contract performer for Sin City. In 2004, during the HIV outbreak, she insisted that she would only perform with men who wore condoms.

For more on Drake, go here. 



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