Stormy Daniels: Trump ruined her for all other men

Porn performer and practically naked dancer Stormy Daniels says her past relationship with Donald Trump in 2006 has ruined her for any other man. She claims her foray into politics has "completely ruined" her pornography career.

She spoke at the Oxford Union on Friday at an event laughingly titled: "Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free." She told her horny audience that she had to take a ten-month hiatus from "writing" new adult films. "And making a come-back, no pun intended, isn't easy."

"Writing porn can be very hard . . . no pun intended," she told the crowd of over a dozen men in sunglasses and floppy hats. "You have to write words that have to sound real. And you need to know the mechanics of porn to tell the performers when to moan versus when to groan, and when he needs to give her a nice slap upon her buttocks."

"I had no idea what I was getting myself into," Stormy said. "Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world."

However, Daniels isn't leaving the pornography industry by any stretch of the imagination. She said she will "probably never leave the adult film industry," because, ultimately, pornography is her passion and she has a part in every aspect of production, from top to bottom, in and out. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.

"Yes, porn has set me free. Now I can walk down any street in this beautiful country and people recognize me not merely as a woman, but as a woman who will do most anything to anyone on camera, so long as we're both having fun."

When asked how she was able to get her head back into the game, no pun intended, she said that writing limericks was the key.

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