Ted Cruz returns a volley at Carrey's 'vampire' attack

Leftist Hollywood horror-clown Jim Carrey got into a Twitter war Monday, hours before voters in Texas head to the polls to determine whether Cruz remains in the Senate, or far left Robert O'Rourke [whose Hispanic-sounding made up name is Beto] takes his seat.

Currently Cruz is holding a slight lead in the race, according to recent polls. So Carrey, who hasn't been relevant since he played in "Dumb and Dumber," a role he was made for, got into the fray by tweeting support for the left.

You may recall, it was Carrey who told Americans to 'stop apologizing' and 'say yes to socialism,' proving that he either has no idea of what a true socialist USA would look like, or that he isn't worried it would effect him and his fortune.

He tweeted:

"Go Beto! Go Democrats! Vote like there's no tomorrow. Let's make this Tuesday like the end of every great vampire movie. Pull back the curtains and let the sunshine turn all those bloodsuckers to dust."

The tweet also had another of Carrey's crappy "art" of O'Rourke opening a window curtain and Cruz fleeing from sunlight.

Cruz tweeted in response:

"Hollywood liberals all in for Beto. But (self-described socialist) Jim Carrey made a mistake here: Vampires are dead, and everyone knows the dead vote Democrat..."

Carrey, too stupid to realize his intellect was that of a toddler compared to Cruz didn't back down. The aging goofball responded with his attempt at sarcasm and a vulgar attempt at humor:

"Wow...sorry I rattled your chain, @TedCruz. I thought you would have more important things to do two days before an election--like sucking up to the guy who called your wife ugly and accused your dad of murder. But I get it! It's hard to say no when Trump grabs ya by the p____!"

How funny Carrey is, or should I say, 'was'?

Trump and Cruz had a contentious relationship in the past during the presidential primary, but that's the way politics works and everyone knows that. The candidates say anything to win. It isn't right, but that's just the way it is.

Carrey, like all the so-called comedy by leftist comedians, is no longer funny. Comedians no longer work for the laughs, they work for the applause. Everything has become political and not everyone is on board.

Funny, but comedy has become rather sad.


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Toilet humorist Sarah Silverman calls patriotism 'perverted'

Toilet-centric comedian Sarah "Doody, I Said Doody" Silverman ended her variety series "I Love You America," in which she pretends to try finding common ground with the ordinary folk who have differing political opinions and who actually do love America.

Now she's trying to understand what the experience has taught her with issues such as patriotism and religion in America.

Speaking to Vice, the scatological 47-year-old dealt with many topics on the 10-episode schtick on Hulu. She believes it gave her deep, special insight into the country but after hearing her responses to questions posed to her by Vice, she obviously allowed her leftist predilections inform her thoughts.

"The right has perverted the meaning of being liberal, or being feminist," she pontificated. "Even 'social justice warrior' is an insult. We pervert language so much. Patriotism has always been a bot owned by the right."

As "right to choose" instead of "abortion" has been owned by the left.

"Patriotism is perverted. We're not on the same page of what it means. To me, being patriotic is loving your country--being a citizen, having a voice, being e pluribus unum. How perverted it is to go from 'We are one' to 'We are number one,' which is such a childish idea," she bloviated. She put President Trump into the childish category.

Silverman believes that e pluribus unum means 'We are one,' and tried to sound intelligent. But of course, even we 'patriots' know that it means 'Out of man, one.' That's the motto of the United States and Silverman got it wrong.

Pretending to be smarter than you are is great for job interviews, but it kind of signifies an immature need to sound smart--that's kind of childish in and of itself.

Then the not very funny comedian accused Trump of stopping his emotional growth at eight years of age, and I don't know where the evidence is for that developmental analysis. Maybe she took Psych 101, I don't know, but I'm going to 'Wiki' her butt now . . . well, it says she graduated from the Derryfield School in Manchester, NH and attended New York University for a year but did not graduate. Instead, she performed stand-up comedy in Greenwich Village.

So it looks like she didn't take many psychology courses. But, on the other hand, she did win a Creative Arts Emmy Award on September 13, 2008 f9r writing the song "I'm F**king Matt Damon." Now we know that her emotional growth is right up there with Gandhi and Bret Baier.

In terms of her "thoughts" on religion, she argued that the right paints American Muslims with a broad brush while the left does the same with Christianity.

I don't completely disagree.

The right clearly does paint Islam with a broad brush because many on the right actually have read Islamic scripture and know more about the religion than the low-information folks on the left. There are those on the right who paint Muslims with a broad brush, but with what's going on in the world, it's somewhat understandable. Not all Muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are Muslims. That's simply the truth.

And yes, the left tends to see all Christians as 'born again' people waiting for the second coming. That's actually quite a small number of people but the left doesn't care about that fact because it suits them to pigeon-hole Christians.

"Like patriotism, religion can be sometimes used as a weapon, or to support someone's own narrative or fears and prejudices. These Christian-fringe, Roy Moor, do-what-I-say-not-what-I-do people--they're not very Jesus-like. I see them as fringe the way I see ISIS as fringe," she said. "But when we look at the fringe as a whole, it's dangerous That's why there's the Muslim ban . . . "

I understand why liberals call it a 'Muslim ban' because Trump screwed up, like he often does when he tweets and/or speaks off script. He did, at one time, call it as such, but the truth is, the countries he selected for the flight ban are the same ones Obama chose because they're terrorist-spawning countries.

The unfortunate truth is that Islamic countries are where the terrorists come from when they're not home-grown. Facts are stubborn things, and facts don't care how liberal you are.

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Sarah Silverman's stupid opinion

Sarah Silverman spoke to Vanity Fair from the Toronto Film Festival earlier this month where she expressed her agreement with those who are politically correct. This came in response to Jerry Seinfeld who said he stopped performing comedy on college campuses because the students were too "politically correct."

Sarah, much of whose comedy has to do with issues involving human feces, said, "To a degree, everyone's going to be offended by something, so you can't just decide on your material based on not offending anyone. But I do think it's important, as a comedian, as a human, to change with the times. I think it's a sign of being old if you're put off by that."

But the most incredible thing she said referred to doing campus performances, "You have to listen to the college-aged, because they lead the revolution," she said and added, "They're pretty much always on the right side of history."

I guess she was referring to the left side.

The hate exuded by students on the left at the University of Delaware is an interesting example of how college revolutionaries are "pretty much always on the right side of history." 

The level of hatred was exposed by the fact that a bunch of idiot students, after learning the "nooses" they said were hanging from trees on campus, were actually Japanese lantern holders used prior to a Second Amendment presentation given by guest speaker Katie Pavlich. She was invited by the administration to give the speech.

Delaware nooses?

The students didn't care--they wanted to believe the wires in the trees were nooses and even accused the school and police of lying to cover up a crime. This came in spite of the fact that UD police chief Patrick Ogden made a video explaining exactly how the misunderstanding occurred. He even spoke slowly so the students could understand.

"I shouldn't feel unsafe walking past a building where there were supposedly nooses hanging down, but I do," said one student, Elexis Keels. "I don't think it was paper lanterns."

Unfortunately, Keels did not finish the interview with The News Journal because the sun cast her shadow in direct line with her vision causing her to have a panic attack and she ran for her miserable life.

But Keels is not alone. Many students on campus are certain the wires that hung from trees that were used to previously hang paper lanterns are nooses and they're sticking to their story.

And Sarah Silverman is sticking to her toilet humor.


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