Kerry Fails Again

Swiftboat Commander (Ret.) and present Secretary of State John Kerry went to Israel in spite of the FAA restricting flights into Ben Gurion Airport for 48 hours due to a "dumb" rocket strike about a mile away. Some believe the restriction was an Obama tactic of boycotting Israel, but there is no proof of that, just like there is no proof that Obama isn't a Muslim. But that's another story.

In any case, Kerry took the chance of going to the war-torn land (although he likely took enough adult diapers to handle any mishap) and tried to broker a cease-fire proposal. He was about as successful as he had been as a naval officer in Viet Nam, where he spent 4 months and accumulated several medals which he awarded to himself.

Hamas rejected 4 cease-fire proposals prior to this attempt, but this time it was Israel who rejected the deal because they wanted modifications before ending the fighting. Hamas hasn't even come to the table, but that may be due to the fact that these savages don't know what a table is for.

Swift Boat Kerry and His Not-So Swift Remarks

After getting caught without his brain in gear, Secretary of State, John "Swift Boat" Kerry, is walking back his statement that said Israel could become an "apartheid state" if they cannot come to a peace agreement with terrorists who want to see all Jews dead. He didn't exactly use those words, they're mine, but you get the point. 

Kerry's make believe apology went like this: "At least I'm no Donald Sterling." Wait. He didn't say that. While he failed to say that his statement was wrong, insensitive, and stupid, he blamed "partisan political" attacks against him, and they were making a big deal out of nothing. He said that if he could rewind the tape, he would have chosen a different word. I suspect he might have chosen the word "Islamophobic" to describe how Israel is afraid of a few innocent rockets and mortars.

Lurch said that the reason he said what he did was because of his strong conviction that only a two-state solution could solve the problems of Israel and Palestine, (where you have Israel on one side of the street, and a terrorist Palestine on the other) and was the only way to end the conflict.

Yes, he's right--the conflict will end and "Palestine," that make-believe country that never was, will lay down their weapons once Israel is run into the sea, as the chant goes.

Kerry's use of the word "apartheid," is as shameful as Adolf Hitler saying he is simply taking the Jews over to those rooms "for a breath of fresh air."

Kerry said that he doesn't consider Israel an apartheid state. "Anyone who knows anything about me knows that without a shred of doubt."

Some people have called for Kerry to resign, others for him to apologize. At this time, he has merely flipped them off, including Democrats who actually believe Kerry was wrong.

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) tweeted: "Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East and any linkage between Israel and apartheid is nonsensical and ridiculous." 

To place the onus for peace on the back of Israel is even more ridiculous. When peace talks flat lined last week, Fatah announced a unity agreement with those reckless, feckless terrorists, Hamas. Tell someone who is clueless, Mr. Kerry, that Israel is clogging up the peace process. And great timing, Swift Boat, you say those idiotic words just before Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Good thing you married for money.

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Look Who's Keeping Them Honest

Bill Maher's Debating Tactics

If you think CNN's Anderson Cooper is "keeping them honest," you might be a liberal. In fact, you might be a delusional liberal. Of all people to ask an opinion on the GOP candidates for the 2012 presidential election, Cooper chose Bill Maher, a hard core liberal whose opinions are so far to the left, he makes Obama look like a moderate. Maher  has appeared as a guest on CNN many times and has even hosted the Larry King Show before it became the Piers Morgan Leftis Insultarama-thon.

In Cooper's interview with Maher, the angry, incredibly unfunny comedian was asked about his take on the candidates and said that if he had to vote for one, he would vote for Ron Paul. It figures.

Cooper then asked about his take on Weinergate and Maher, through the miracle of verbal ju-jitsu, said that Dick Cheney was "more psychotic than Weiner," evidently because Cheney had gone bird hunting, whereas Weiner merely showed his bird to young women on Twitter.  It was a glowing example of liberal morality and social networking for Democratic members of Congress.

To keep things in perspective, realize that Maher holds virtually no conservative values and supports issues such as: legalizing marijuana (you can tell he fires up just before his shows), legalizing prostitution, abortion, euthenasia, gambling, and same-sex marriage.  He supports the Kyoto treaty on global warming and thinks Al Gore is a genius, in spite of the fact that all of his Harvard scores were significantly lower than G.W. Bush's, and Gore had to drop out of Vanderbilt due to poor grades. But Maher cried at "An Inconvenient Truth," and can't wait for the sequel.

Maher was also a board member of PETA and it is likely that he gets along better with livestock than with most humans. In spite of this, many on the far left think he's a genius, like Rachel Maddow (rhymes with "Mad Cow") and Joy Behar, the braintrust of The View. The biggest surprise that Maher revealed is that he actually does believe Weiner should resign, but it's likely he feels this way because it's for the good of the party rather than any moral issues this guy could possibly have, in light of what he supports. (He even supported "Swift Boat Kerry" over Bush, but that's because neither Kerry nor Maher are "swift."

So CNN will continue keeping them honest, just as long as it's not them, nor anyone on the receiving end of Soros money, like, say, the Democratic party. 

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