Biden's handlers ward off press, internet explodes

President-ish Joe Biden was at an event in Saginaw, Michigan on Thursday and when the press tried to ask him questions which he agreed to take, his handlers whisked him away to avoid having him display his full-blown dementia. 

Biden was trying to push his re-election campaign and speak to volunteers who would vote for a Democrat even if the candidate was declared brain dead. I'm not saying Joe Biden is fully brain dead, but there aren't a lot of neurons firing up there in the old noggin. The trip to Saginaw also included a visit to a 131-year-old Victorian mansion owned by members of the Saginaw City Council and Saginaw Public Schools Board of Education.

As he stood on the porch of the mansion with his back to the press, he was heard saying, "Can I take a couple questions?"

A woman in a Biden-Harris jacket, who may have once played the part of an Easter bunny said, "We're going to take a few questions," whereupon staff immediately started putting their arms up and walking toward the press gaggle, loudly repeating, "Thank you, press, back to the cars."

A video of the occurrence was posted on X and a myriad of comments blasting Biden’s team followed

Stephen L. Miller, contributing editor at The Spectator called the video, an "amazing clip," adding, "'We're going to take a few questions.' Not in front of the journalists... back to the cars guys," Miller said.

Grateful Calvin, a freelancer for Twitchy, said, "You know the words by now… 'This is fine. He's fine. Everything is fine.'"

"The moment Biden suggests taking a few questions, his handlers come flying in like Secret Service agents taking a bullet, yelling at the press to get back in their cars," Bonchie, a writer for the conservative blog Red State said. "What an incredible scene."

"This is bad. Really bad. They’ve told his staff not to let him open his mouth. Trump would’ve walked out and spoke spontaneously for an hour," another Red State contributor, Buzz Patterson, reacted.

Biden's Saginaw appearance came after stops in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. He is trying to convince people that he's fully sentient but many aren't buying it. After he made his State of the Union tirade last week, he's hoping to show voters that he's just a regular guy with blond hair on his legs that kids love to rub by the pool when Cornpop isn't around to cause trouble that Joe needs to assuage.

And he likes it when kids rub his legs.

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Adam "No More Tears" Kinzinger gets whiplash going to CNN from Capitol Hill

The definition of a microsecond is for a Republican to act like a leftist and the time it takes CNN to hire them. 

Former RINO Rep. Adam "No More Tears" Kinzinger has been hired by the Comedy News Network as a senior political commentator on Wednesday where he will have the opportunity to talk trash about the party whose ideology he pretended to hold.

“Kinzinger joins CNN with extensive experience in GOP [LOL] politics, having recently retired [aka voted out] from the U.S. House of Representatives after serving six terms representing Illinois’ Sixteenth Congressional District,” the Democrat network said in a statement. 

“Kinzinger most recently served on the high-profile [kangaroo court known as the] House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol as well as the House Committee on Energy and Commerce and the House Foreign Affairs Committee.”

Is Liz next?

The failing network also noted Kinzinger’s experience serving in the U.S. Air Force in both Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom. 

“Happy to join the team @CNN!”  'No More Tears' said on Twitter.

Both Kinzinger and CNN faced mockery on Twitter over the announcement. 

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld had this take:

“I can’t tell if CNN is a dude attracted to crazy women, or a woman attracted to destructive head cases. Either way, this is gunna be hilarious!”

Fox News radio host Jimmy Failla tweeted: 

“WOW – Adam Kinzinger has signed with CNN. He wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to leave the spotlight.”

Political commentator Stephen L. Miller tweeted: 

“Also, congrats on a new land speed record.”

NewsBusters Managing Editor Curtis Houck tweeted:

“The fact that Chris Licht’s CNN has hired liberal wine mom simp Adam Kinzinger as not only a political commentator but senior political commentator is proof that nothing has changed at CNN from Zucker. By and large, CNN still hates a large part of the country.”

Glenn Greenwald made a great point tweeting:

It's so funny when these liberal outlets know they have to hire "Republicans" to maintain the facade of being a news outlet, but then only hire the ones who agree with liberals on every key issue and won't ever alienate or even challenge anyone in their audience.

So the only question remaining is whether CNN is going to tap Liz Cheney on the shoulder as a tag-team with Kinzinger to attack the GOP.

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