Adam "No More Tears" Kinzinger gets whiplash going to CNN from Capitol Hill

The definition of a microsecond is for a Republican to act like a leftist and the time it takes CNN to hire them. 

Former RINO Rep. Adam "No More Tears" Kinzinger has been hired by the Comedy News Network as a senior political commentator on Wednesday where he will have the opportunity to talk trash about the party whose ideology he pretended to hold.

“Kinzinger joins CNN with extensive experience in GOP [LOL] politics, having recently retired [aka voted out] from the U.S. House of Representatives after serving six terms representing Illinois’ Sixteenth Congressional District,” the Democrat network said in a statement. 

“Kinzinger most recently served on the high-profile [kangaroo court known as the] House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol as well as the House Committee on Energy and Commerce and the House Foreign Affairs Committee.”

Is Liz next?

The failing network also noted Kinzinger’s experience serving in the U.S. Air Force in both Operation Iraqi Freedom and Operation Enduring Freedom. 

“Happy to join the team @CNN!”  'No More Tears' said on Twitter.

Both Kinzinger and CNN faced mockery on Twitter over the announcement. 

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld had this take:

“I can’t tell if CNN is a dude attracted to crazy women, or a woman attracted to destructive head cases. Either way, this is gunna be hilarious!”

Fox News radio host Jimmy Failla tweeted: 

“WOW – Adam Kinzinger has signed with CNN. He wasn’t kidding when he said he wanted to leave the spotlight.”

Political commentator Stephen L. Miller tweeted: 

“Also, congrats on a new land speed record.”

NewsBusters Managing Editor Curtis Houck tweeted:

“The fact that Chris Licht’s CNN has hired liberal wine mom simp Adam Kinzinger as not only a political commentator but senior political commentator is proof that nothing has changed at CNN from Zucker. By and large, CNN still hates a large part of the country.”

Glenn Greenwald made a great point tweeting:

It's so funny when these liberal outlets know they have to hire "Republicans" to maintain the facade of being a news outlet, but then only hire the ones who agree with liberals on every key issue and won't ever alienate or even challenge anyone in their audience.

So the only question remaining is whether CNN is going to tap Liz Cheney on the shoulder as a tag-team with Kinzinger to attack the GOP.

Tweet