MN school district excuses Muslim families from LGBT lessons, for some reason

Not all in this post is true and should be taken with a grain of sodium chloride.

A Minneapolis area school district will allow Somali Muslim families to opt out of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (LGBT) lessons, in part, because the families threatened to sue the district, and in part because they likely fear serious "repercussions," if you know what I mean.

The families said their elementary school children were exposed to LGBT characters.

The St. Louis Park Public School District said it will allow families to pull their kids out of reading books with LGBT themes such as women having sex with women; men having sex with men; men or women having sex with men or women, depending on their mood; and mentally ill gender dysphoric individuals who don't believe they are the gender in which they were born.

Somali Muslim families had threatened to sue the district, alleging that not allowing families to opt out potentially violates the Constitution and state law. Other families who did not opt out their kids are too stupid to know better.

On November 2, the families’ attorneys sent the district a letter explaining Islamic teachings around gender and sexuality and outlining the timeline of parents’ complaints about the LGBT books. It did not go into detail as to what Islam says must be done to lesbians and gays, such as kill them on the spot or simply allow them to jump from a very high place.

Some of the families’ elementary school children had been exposed to LGBT characters in picture books, which caused “significant confusion and distress,” the families’ letter said. 

Back in October, several St. Louis Park elementary schools reportedly introduced a number of LGBT books, “Our Subway Baby,” which is about two men who adopt a baby, “My Shadow Is Pink,” which is about a boy who wears dresses, and “Ho’onani: Hula Warrior,” which is about a young Hawaiian girl who wants to lead a boys hula team.

Parents claimed that they had requested their children be opted out of reading these books, but two transgender elementary school principals, Principal Honey Heather and Fanny Fani, refused.

Books such as "Billy's Penis Is Gone, Now He Is Mary," or "My Batteries Are Low and So Am I," were not part of the curriculum but may be considered in the future.

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Ilhan Omar's district eliminates allegiance to the republic: 'it may offend'

The following is satire based on fact.

A city in Rep[ulsive] Ilahn Omar's (D-MN) 5th Congressional District voted this month to stop pledging allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

If that's offensive to anyone, they probably shouldn't live in the freest nation on the planet and should return to where they feel most comfortable.

The allegiance pledge will now be banned during St. Louis Park City Council meetings. 

The city council is also considering dropping the "St." in the St. Louis Park City Council as well, as it may also offend some people as it, of course, stands for "Saint" and that's just too Christian for their liking. So all saints are out and they are also seriously considering calling the city Mohammed Park City, to the absolute delight of Ilhan Omar.

It's unclear as to what or whom the city council will pledge their allegiance but they are considering colors for the flag and the one that seems the most attractive to them is black.

Annie Moribund al Shakira, a city council member, sponsored the unpatriotic change and has started a "GoFundMe--ScrewThem" page which has raised no money but spawned a lot of anger among Republicans, who are a minority in the town. They aren't allowed to speak in public nor attend public restaurants wearing MAGA hats or demonstrative tee-shirts advocating for the reelection of the "Orange Man." Other than that, they have full rights, as long as they don't use them in public.

"Not everyone who does business with the city or has a conversation is a citizen," al Shakira said. "They certainly don't need to come into city council chambers and pledge their allegiance to our infidel country in order to tell us what their input is about a sidewalk in front of their home."

City council member Mohamed bin Khamshapht bin Shaztmittfinklefuzz said, "I hope it’s not too controversial. Our community tends to be a very welcoming and increasingly diverse community, except for the lack of Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Christians and Buddhists, and we believe our citizens will try to understand why we hate pledging allegiance to a country instead of a caliphate. Yeah, give us a caliphate and we will give you a pledge like no other pledge before."

Earlier this year Fox News reported that, according to FBI statistics, Omar's district is the terrorist recruitment capitol of the United States.

Fox News reported that "more men and boys from a Somali American community in Minneapolis have joined – or attempted to join – a foreign terrorist organization over the last 12 years than any other jurisdiction in the country."

Minnesota Senate Republicans were shocked that they didn't see this coming, but that's often what happens when your head is stuck somewhere else.

Allahu akbar!

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