The Taliban bans Afghan elections: big surprise? Not!

Taliban member gives the "Let's Go Brandon" hand-sign behind Bilal Karimi

When we left Afghanistan and the allies that our alleged President Biden promised to evacuate, it was obvious the Taliban was going to rule with an iron fist, kill dissenters, and make everyone give up their freedom. It's no surprise, except to the naive and Joe Biden, who is surprised when he wakes up in the morning and finds out that he's the President.

Now that we're gone, the Taliban-run government has dissolved two Afghan election commissions because when you're a conqueror, you don't need the people's permission as to who is going to run things. They also dissolved the state ministries for peace and parliamentarian affairs. 

Bilal Karimi, deputy spokesman for Afghanistan’s Taliban-run government, said the country’s Independent Election Commission and Electoral Complaint Commission have been dissolved [along with fair and honest elections, and all women's rights].

Karimi called them “unnecessary institutes for the current situation in Afghanistan,” which is a government run by terrorists who would just as quickly light you on fire and watch you burn, than have a say in their government. 

He said if there is a need for the commissions in the future, the Taliban government can revive them, a claim as legitimate as the Taliban claim that women will have a say in their government and can even go to school if they wish. 

After it was obvious the women of Afghanistan would be granted nothing but pots and pans to cook with, brooms and mops to sweep with, and babies to give birth to, feminist organizations and individuals across America and Canada rose up as one voice and demanded something be done by both governments to help women. Progressive Democratic women of the so-called squad clamored for justice for the Afghan women.

Just kidding. They did nothing but call White men racists and complain about women's rights while they wore pink "pussy hats" and believed they made a difference in the world with their virtue-signaling.

The international community, except for feminists, is waiting before extending formal recognition to Afghanistan’s new ruling terrorists. They are wary the Taliban could impose a similarly harsh, deadly regime as when they were in power 20 years ago — despite their assurances [aka lies] to the contrary.

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Both elections commissions were mandated to administer and supervise all types of elections in the country, including presidential, parliamentary and provincial council elections. Now the Taliban will chose who will be in power using the "pointer finger method."  

This makes as much sense as a brain addled old man promising if he gets the presidential nomination, he will choose a Black woman as his running mate [whether or not she knows the difference between her elbow and her nether regions]. 

Karimi said the Taliban also dissolved the Ministry for Peace and the Ministry of Parliamentarian Affairs. He said they were unnecessary ministries in the government’s current structure but like Orwell's doublespeak in his dystopian novel "1984," peace means war, and baby, that's ungood.

The Taliban had previously shut down the former Women’s Affairs Ministry and then treated women as cattle and sex objects to "have their fields plowed." And by "fields," the Taliban mean coitus.

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MSNBC moron calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker

A Morons Schmucks Nuts Ballsacks and Communists (MSNBC) columnist is calling for the end of NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) Santa tracker bloviating that it's time to "decouple" Santa Claus from American military culture. You know this person doesn't celebrate Christmas and hates the country and the military that defends it.

In an op-ed published on MSNBC.com, opinion communist Hayes Brown was upset over the 60-year tradition of tracking Santa Claus's imaginary flight across the globe delivering presents. Brown said, "if I had my way, this year would be the last."

If I had my way, this year would be the last we'd hear from Hayes Brown in the media. He falls into the "S" category of MSNBC, and probably the "C" category too.

"No, I’d prefer we end the tradition because it’s about time that we decoupled St. Nick from the world’s most powerful military," Hayes Brown wrote, evidently thinking that normal children everywhere think of the U.S. or Canadian military as part of Santa's journey. 

It should not surprise anyone if we find that Brown is also pro historical statue removal and, as long as it doesn't pertain to him, is a cancel culture creep. [I was thinking of a different 'c' word but was able to maintain rhetorical discipline.]

 "American culture is saturated with a desire to associate the military with the saccharine. We get videos of soldiers returning home to their pets or children but never questions about why they were deployed for so long or what threat they were fighting; military jets flying over NFL games give us an injection of jingoist testosterone before more regionally focused battles of testosterone are played on the field; and we get the Netflix movie "Operation Christmas Drop," a seasonally themed rom-com that cheerfully seeks to boost approval for America’s military base in Guam."

It's because of our military who defend our Constitution that people like Brown can rant against the country in the first place. And let's face it, this guy's testosterone level is less than Scarlett Johanssen's.

Brown explained that he does not consider himself a "scrooge" and does acknowledge the joy the practice brings children but ultimately believes: "The messier business of war that goes on in the background doesn’t jibe with the Christmas spirit."

I'm surprised Brown didn't bring up racism and/or Trump.

Brown outlined examples of the U.S. military, in his belief, not being held accountable for military strikes that left civilians dead and then wondered aloud if the military would be held accountable if it killed Santa Claus in a drone strike. What a stretch of a sick mind.

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The article ends with Brown  unable to answer that question, which he says is part of the justification for stopping the NORAD practice of tracking Santa.

One Twitter user accused Brown of "hubris" and said "people are on duty at command centers all over the world, right now, Christmas Eve night" and "this serves as an international *training exercise* of tracking & comms systems in an enjoyable way."

Our alleged President Biden and his illustrious doctor wife Jill  took part in the NORAD Santa tracker ritual on Christmas Eve. They were also part of that viral moment when a caller said to him, "Let's go Brandon", a popular online phrase that TV sports broadcaster claim she heard when the crowd shouted "F**k Joe Biden" at a NASCAR race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. 

Brandon Brown won his first race and was being interviewed by the NBC Sports reporter and when the phrase was shouted, she pretended they were cheering Brandon Brown on with "Let's go Brandon." When the caller said that phrase to Biden, he responded, "Let's go Brandon. I agree."

Yes, we all agree.

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