MSNBC moron calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker

A Morons Schmucks Nuts Ballsacks and Communists (MSNBC) columnist is calling for the end of NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) Santa tracker bloviating that it's time to "decouple" Santa Claus from American military culture. You know this person doesn't celebrate Christmas and hates the country and the military that defends it.

In an op-ed published on MSNBC.com, opinion communist Hayes Brown was upset over the 60-year tradition of tracking Santa Claus's imaginary flight across the globe delivering presents. Brown said, "if I had my way, this year would be the last."

If I had my way, this year would be the last we'd hear from Hayes Brown in the media. He falls into the "S" category of MSNBC, and probably the "C" category too.

"No, I’d prefer we end the tradition because it’s about time that we decoupled St. Nick from the world’s most powerful military," Hayes Brown wrote, evidently thinking that normal children everywhere think of the U.S. or Canadian military as part of Santa's journey. 

It should not surprise anyone if we find that Brown is also pro historical statue removal and, as long as it doesn't pertain to him, is a cancel culture creep. [I was thinking of a different 'c' word but was able to maintain rhetorical discipline.]

 "American culture is saturated with a desire to associate the military with the saccharine. We get videos of soldiers returning home to their pets or children but never questions about why they were deployed for so long or what threat they were fighting; military jets flying over NFL games give us an injection of jingoist testosterone before more regionally focused battles of testosterone are played on the field; and we get the Netflix movie "Operation Christmas Drop," a seasonally themed rom-com that cheerfully seeks to boost approval for America’s military base in Guam."

It's because of our military who defend our Constitution that people like Brown can rant against the country in the first place. And let's face it, this guy's testosterone level is less than Scarlett Johanssen's.

Brown explained that he does not consider himself a "scrooge" and does acknowledge the joy the practice brings children but ultimately believes: "The messier business of war that goes on in the background doesn’t jibe with the Christmas spirit."

I'm surprised Brown didn't bring up racism and/or Trump.

Brown outlined examples of the U.S. military, in his belief, not being held accountable for military strikes that left civilians dead and then wondered aloud if the military would be held accountable if it killed Santa Claus in a drone strike. What a stretch of a sick mind.

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The article ends with Brown  unable to answer that question, which he says is part of the justification for stopping the NORAD practice of tracking Santa.

One Twitter user accused Brown of "hubris" and said "people are on duty at command centers all over the world, right now, Christmas Eve night" and "this serves as an international *training exercise* of tracking & comms systems in an enjoyable way."

Our alleged President Biden and his illustrious doctor wife Jill  took part in the NORAD Santa tracker ritual on Christmas Eve. They were also part of that viral moment when a caller said to him, "Let's go Brandon", a popular online phrase that TV sports broadcaster claim she heard when the crowd shouted "F**k Joe Biden" at a NASCAR race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. 

Brandon Brown won his first race and was being interviewed by the NBC Sports reporter and when the phrase was shouted, she pretended they were cheering Brandon Brown on with "Let's go Brandon." When the caller said that phrase to Biden, he responded, "Let's go Brandon. I agree."

Yes, we all agree.

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Gov't website says Santa to move to South Pole due to global warming

A rather moronic Canadian government website claims Santa Claus signed an international agreement to move his workshop to the South Pole in order to escape the ravages of man-made global warming in the Arctic. Seriously.

The website for Policy Horizons Canada, states that due to "rapidly melting Arctic ice and growing human operations in the North, Santa Claus has signed an agreement with the International community to relocate his village next year to operate in an exclusive zone in the South Pole."

The Canadian government . . . wow!

This was possibly inspired by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who is not only as far left as Barack Obama, but is as intelligent as a pile of laundry.

Policy Horizons was created to discuss and advise government officials about new public policy issues. They put out a series of blog posts with Christmas themes that tie into emerging libtard policy concerns.

The geniuses at Horizons had also blogged about Santa relying on a self-flying sleigh, making toys with a 3D printer and investing in Bitcoin. But this one, the latest one, is meant to focus on climate refugees.

"This deal is expected to lead to the deployment of a global climate change refugee visa system that in the near future could help to more easily relocate individuals and corporations facing the impacts of climate change," the website morons continue.

So while these geniuses call conservatives 'science deniers,' they need to resort to using a children's character to convince us of the emergency of global warming.

Tomorrow is Boxing Day. The temperature in Canada's capital, Ottawa, is expected to drop to -29C. The Rideau Canal is frozen--it's one of the world's longest ice skating venues.

I don't see that as a global warming emergency and stuff is definitely not melting.

Merry Christmas!


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School district bans Santa Claus et al

As a way to show respect to all religions, an Oregon school district has moved to ban all religions from receiving their respect. That is, all religious-themed decorations, Christian and Jewish, have been banned during the Christian and Jewish holidays.

This brilliant politically correct decision was revealed Tuesday and bans decorations with images such as that powerfully Biblical figure from the New Testament, Santa Claus. Oh, wait--that's not right--Santa isn't a religious figure anymore than a pine tree with lights is a religious monument.

The brilliant notice to staff regarding the ban read: 

"You may still decorate your door or office if you like, but we ask that you be respectful and sensitive to the diverse perspectives and beliefs of our community and refrain from using religious-themed decorations or images like Santa Claus."

Thankfully, the school district still allows one group of students to pray several times a day in rooms provided along with prayer mats. 

Ironically, it is rumored that it is the parents of these students who are grossly offended by religious objects--especially Jewish objects.


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Banning niqab would mean banning Santa Claus

Germans are calling for a ban on wearing the niqab (Islamic face veil) in public places. In response to the demand, Ralf Jager, a German regional interior minister, said that doing so would also mean banning all religious clothing, including Santa Claus outfits.

Jager is the interior minister of North Rhine-Westphalia state, where Muslim migrant crime has been raging. His response was a counter to the remarks of federal interior minister, Thomas de Maiziere who previously stated, "We agree that we reject the burqa, we agree that we want to introduce a legal requirement to show one's face in places where it is necessary for our society's coexistence--at the wheel, at public offices, at the registry office, in schools and universities, in civil service, in court."

De Maiziere added that the niqab "does not belong in our cosmopolitan country. We want to show our faces to each other and that is why we agree that we reject this--the question is how we put this into law."

Chancellor Angela Merkel's Christian Union bloc has favored a full ban of the niqab in public which has been a cause of great debate in a nation that has a serious Islamic immigration and concomitant crime problem. 

Jager said Maiziere's bloviating was merely political electioneering, and that a ban would not mean increased security.

Perhaps he's right about the security issue, but he's dead wrong about the niqab not being a problem. The notion that an indigenous society should bend to the cultural norms of immigrants newly entering that society, rather than the other way around, is not only wrong, it is culturally suicidal in the long run. It is acquiescing to Sharia (Islamic) law, that, once it is given any amount of credence, always demands more. 

If immigrants refuse to integrate into the society in which they have landed, it is like a house guest refusing to abide by the house rules.

We can see plenty of examples in which Muslims have demanded special requests be met by their hosts. For example, the high school girls who refuse to take mandatory swimming classes when boys are in the pool at the same time. Or women athletes who demand to wear a head covering in sports that would make the situation dangerous. Or men's soccer that forbids women to attend the game. 

The list goes on and on.

One must realize that Ralf Jager is a full-blown idiot who blamed the Cologne sex assaults last New Year's Eve on the police department, not on the Muslim immigrants who assaulted the scores of women.

On Jager, Breitbart reported that:

 "[Jager] fired the chief of Cologne police, forcing him to take early retirement, in a move he said was to restore public faith in city policing. However, it was later revealed that police chief Wolfgang Albers had foreseen trouble for the night, and had appealed directly to Jager's Interior ministry for extra officers to help patrol the city. That request was turned down.

"Further revelations from a leaked cache of confidential emails between the state government and local police showed how the Interior ministry had attempted to cover up the attacks. One message showed 'a request from the ministry' that police reports were to 'cancel' the use of the word 'rape' when dealing with the events."

So perhaps Jager isn't really a full-blown idiot--maybe he's simply a full-blown progressive liberal who actually believes that he's doing the right thing, because he's better than those of us less humane individuals who believe that immigrants should go through legal channels when entering a country. 


And once they go through the legal procedures of immigration,  it would be nice if they did the cultural adapting instead of the other way around.

Oh, and Santa Claus isn't really a religious figure--he is never mentioned in any religion. What would liberals want to ban next, the pine tree or the religious lights?




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