George Stephanococcus Disease: Why the Right is Stupid

 If Obama gets re-elected, buy gold. If Ron Paul gets elected, move to a safer country. If Huntsman gets elected, learn Chinese, because what he didn't do as Ambassador to China was challenge them when they hacked into our nationwide power grids, thereby having the same capabilities as a nuclear pulse bomb would have on the nation's electrical output.

But seriously, weren't the last debates the absolute most boring debates you've seen thus far?  George Stephanococcus, the new disease that spreads liberally throughout the land, should not be taken seriously by conservatives, and the fact that the Republicans entertained ABC by agreeing to a debate where the panel obviously tries to ambush them with their questions, is ridiculous.  

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At least Diane Sawyer was too stoned to be an effective Democratic party campaigner, although she tried. At least she didn't throw out some unconfirmed statistic on Mitt's job creating numbers, and she didn't ask "what if" questions about birth control, like Georgie boy did. It is un-freaking-believable how transparent their agenda is--and they used to call it journalism.


Journalism is dead--as dead as Josef Pulitzer, as dead as the credibility of the "Gray Lady.

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Diane Sawyer got right into it--she tried to make Romney compliment Obama, then pitted Santorum against Romney--I can't wait until Stehanopolous tries to get them all to admit how wonderful Obama is with the job growth.

Romney has a blue tie, white shirt and still looks like a talk show host.  Paul still has hunched shoulders and looks like he doesn't want to be there. George S. tried to debate Newt--buit Newt kept going. Newt has a red tie, and a flag. Rick Santorum also has a red tie--coincidence, or kahoots?

Is Mitt only counting the jobs he got for Mass and not counting the ones taken away? Stephanopolous wants to know--inquiring mind like his.

Huntsman is wearing an arrogant blue tie. Or is that just my take?  He's standing next to Paul who made a racial incident ad against him and denied it--imagine if Huntsman adopted a Chinese Jewish child? Paul would have had a field day.  


Ron Paul is wearing an ill fitting suit and striped tie with a shirt that could stand some bleach--he has attacked Santorum and Rick has called him on it. 


In the middle of the fray, Perry self advertised and George joins the debate as a token Democrat.  Newt is just sitting back and watching the destruction.  Paul looks like he's about to start whining. 


Diane Sawyer asked about national security as Ron Paul lowers his head.  Huntsman self advertises but still sounds arrogant. Sawyer tries to get Huntsman to attack others on the stage. She may be a slut, but I'm not sure yet.


Mitt attacks Obama--good move--this upsets the liberal panel.  The question is about defense--Perry speaks about how Obama has put us in jeapardy with Iran. Then they attack Newt and quote Paul. 


The one thing that stands out from this panel is that they want a fight between the candidates. At least they got Paul on his newsletter, but he claims that he's the only one on the panel that understands racism. I think it's because he's an up close and personal racist--look at his stance on Israel and his newsletter. He talks like a man with a paper pooper








 

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ABC or Anything But Conservative Debate of GOP Candidates Hoping to Make Obama Unemployed

Last night's debate on ABC was missing something but I can't remember what--wait--Jon Huntsman was missing, that's what. Wherever Jon was, galivanting around with his "I know better than anyone" smirk, he was not missed by the debaters, and was not mentioned by George "I-Kissed-Bill's-Bellybutton-Ring-Stephanoploulis nor by Diane-My-Throat-Needs-a-Lozenge-Sawyer. But in spite of Huntsman's absence, the debate still had a somewhat sucky feeling.

In referencing that sucky feeling, I refer to how Stephano (as his friend calls him) tried to get the others on the podiums to attack Newt-I-Did-Have-Sex-With-Those-Women-Gingrich.  It didn't work out as planned, since Mitt-I-Never-Farted-in-my-Life-Romney decided to attack Barack-Hope-and-Change-LOL-Obama instead. Mitt was wonderful and presidential, and for the first time in my adult life, I was proud of my Mormon.

The first question of the debate was from Sawyer, who asked: What is your distinguishing idea on how to create jobs, how long would it take, and specifically, how many jobs would your plan create, rounding up to the nearest hundred? Okay, that wasn't exactly how she asked it, but wanting to have an actual number was stupid, which only goes to prove my personal hypothesis: Diane Sawyer is stupid. 

This was the first debate since Newt's numbers surpassed the rest of the field and he answered Diane Sawyer's question first, discussing how lowering taxes and doing everything opposite to what Obama has been doing, would create jobs. He received a sitting ovation from Calista and several others in the audience at Drake University, and I like that he listened to his grandkids and actually smiled.  Mitt then got the Sawyer nod and he explained how we need to go after China like bulls in some kind of shop, which I can't recall. He was very presidential and controlled, and I liked his hair. Ron-Israel-Can-Take-a-Hike-Paul went next, making one syllable words into polysyllable words, and he talked about TARP, the US Constitution, and how he nearly froze his testicles off when speaking to Fox News the previous morning in Iowa. Well, he didn't actually talk about it, but I saw it myself when he was being interviewed. Rick-All-My-Taxes-Come-From-Texas Perry discussed his flat tax, and to be honest, he sounded like he finally got over his case of Alzheimer's. Michelle-I-Am-Conservative-Hear-Me-Pray-Bachmann's plan was to ensure that every American pay something in tax, and the 47% who pay nothing, can start shelling out too. I imagine she will lose about 47% of those independent voters who qualify for her plan. Finally, Rick-It-Hurts-When-I-Laugh-Santorum emphasized how increasing manufacturing, where "Made in the USA" takes a front seat in the roller coaster of American business, is most important, in spite of the fact that it's the last seat in the roller coaster that's the most fun.

Of course the panel could not keep themselves from asking the most important question of the debate: So how important is this fidelity thingy regarding one's qualifications for the Presidency of the United States of America? Like, is it okay to be unfaithful, have multiple marriages, and simultaneously be courting Donald Trump?


To his credit, Mitt didn't take the bait, and I believe that he was the big winner--and George Stephanopoulis was a master baiter.

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