Legal analyst and Zoomturbator, Jeff Toobin had offered cash to abort his son after he got his co-worker's daughter pregnant

Jeffrey Toobin, a legal analyst for the Comedy News Network and renown Zoom chicken choker, recently gave commentary on the network about former president Donald Trump's hush money trial. And while he tried to come off as a virtuous, 'holier than thou' analyst and paint Trump as a sexually immoral person, Toobin's past is not only checkered, but it's also a hot mess and his name has become a verb: 'to Toobin.'

In 2020 he was fired from the New Yorker  for 'taking matters into his own hands' during a Zoom call with the organization’s senior staff. [H/T New York Post.]

There is also a second woman who reportedly claimed Toobin came onto her with course sexual advances at a party, which she rebuffed. 

Toobin, 63, has no moral ground to stand on when attacking Trump as his past shows us. While Trump allegedly tried to buy Stormy Daniels' [aka Stephanie Clifford] silence regarding an affair she claims they had, Toobin once tried to pay for a lover's abortion in an attempt to keep their relationship secret. The woman in question is the daughter of Toobin's coworker.

The hot and cold relationship Toobin had with Casey Greenfield, the daughter of Jeff Greenfield, was reported by the Daily News in 2010. The paper cited sources saying that the baloney bopper offered her "money if she had an abortion" after she became pregnant in 2008. Toobin was married at the time and still is.

When Greenfield refused to kill her unborn baby, Toobin became livid.

“When Casey wouldn’t have an abortion, Jeff told her she was going to regret it, that she shouldn’t expect any help from him,” another source told the tabloid. He sounds like on hell of a guy but CNN hired him back anyway. 

Toobin, is an abortion advocate who would have happily killed his unborn son, and is 13 years Greenfield’s senior. The reprehensible banana-beater only agreed to pay child support after being ordered to do so by Manhattan Family Court.

Toobin is married to and has cheated on, Amy McIntosh, a one-time executive at Verizon and the Zagat Survey, with whom he had two children that he did not kill.

CNN kept Toobin off the network for a year before he was ultimately welcomed back as they believed the viewing public has a short memory. Now the boxer of the one-eyed champ has a gig bashing former President Trump and discusses his legal troubles with women.

What a guy. What a network. What a world.

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Comedy News Network mum on Toobin since masturbating on Zoom

Don't touch that hand, trust me

Wow, it has been six months since CNN's legal analyst Jeffrey "Hang On, I'll Be Right There" Toobin took  time off for getting off, solo, on a Zoom call. It isn't like we all haven't done it on a Zoom call at least once, but hey, his last name is Toobin--you can't pick a better name for someone who gets caught going into "manual override," if you follow my drift.

Last October, Vice broke the story about the alleged incident in which Toobin exposed himself to his New Yorker colleagues in that infamous call that was then described as "election simulation." Even that choice of words is just 2 letters off from. a hilarious description: just change one "l" to an "r" and add a "t" in the appropriate spaces.

It was later revealed that Toobin was seen "Toobining" during what was supposed to be a 10-minute "strategy session."

Toobin was later fired by the New Yorker following an investigation, but his status at CNN remains a mystery. Will the network take him back or does he have to take matters into his own hand and demand they do?

At the time, CNN issued a statement saying, "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted." The personal issue referred to was the fact that Toobin got caught in the process of "finding Nemo," if you get my point.

However, the fact that Toobin hasn't formally been axed is fueling speculation of an eventual return to the network once things get worked out, and certain CNN insiders believe he will.

That being said, the DIY dabbler has a history of disturbing sexual behavior and there have been rumors in a 2010 Gawker report about Toobin's inappropriate actions with women outside his wonderful marriage to his lovely wife. And then there's the situation in which Toobin fathered a child in 2009 with Casey Greenfield, the lovely daughter of Jeff Greenfield his former CNN colleague.

Toobin urged Ms. Greenfield to have the baby professionally killed by doctors but she refused and was later taken to court where he lied saying the child was not his. The weasel was forced to take a DNA test which proved he lied and was indeed the father of the child, and was ordered to pay child support.

Jeffrey Toobin may have engaged in safe sex on Zoom, but beyond that blooper he is a horrible person and that makes him star material for CNN.

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CNN's Toobin wants Roe v. Wade to remain intact: he allegedly gave his mistress money for an abortion

"Elections have consequences" --Barack Hussein Obama

The Compromised News Network's (CNN) legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin is freaking out since Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his impending retirement. Toobin, a big fan of killing babies in the womb, is particularly panicked over the fate of the Roe v. Wade situation.

As soon as Toobin heard the good news about Kennedy, he nearly wet himself in panic and began sounding the alarm saying that "abortion rights" as we know it are effectively "doomed" in our country.

The leftist lawyer stressed on CNN that Roe v. Wade will be on its deathbed if Trump gets his SCOTUS nomination confirmed.

"You are going to see 20 states pass laws banning abortion outright. Just banning abortion," the shaking Toobin whined. "Because they know that there are now going to be five votes on the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade."

So at worst, if this does come to pass in the future, women who want to kill their unborn babies will have to travel to a state, like California or New York, that allows for abortions. This might actually give those women time to think over what they're about to do and change their minds, to the benefit of the babies.

"Roe v. Wade is doomed. It is gone because Donald Trump won the election and because he's going to have the chance to appoint two Supreme Court justices," Toobin added.

The New York Daily News reported that Toobin has very personal reasons for being pro-abortion. He is alleged to have offered his paramour, Casey Greenfield, money to have her unborn baby murdered.

Sorry, but that's what abortion factually is, and if enough people start calling it out for what it is, perhaps one potential mother will become one actual mother.

"Greenfield, now 36, was in her 20s when she fell for Toobin, now 49, even though he was wed to Amy McIntosh, the Harvard sweetheart he'd married in 1986 and who gave him two children," the New York Daily News reported in 2010.

"In 2008 when Greenfield became pregnant, and when she told Toobin the news, he offered her 'money' if she'd have an abortion,' says a source. He also allegedly offered to pay for her to have another child later via a sperm donor."

What a wonderful guy.

Casey Greenfield turned out to be a much better person than Toobin and had the child, a son. A paternity test confirmed Toobin, a full-blown scumquat, was indeed the biological father.

The NY Daily News added that "When Casey wouldn't have an abortion, Jeff told her she was going to regret it, that she shouldn't expect any help from him," according to their source.

Eventually, Toobin agreed to some form of child support because he's such a magnanimous piece of work, and allowed the child to visit him and his family on weekends, according to an article in The New York Times.

Aren't you glad you aren't Jeffrey Toobin?



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