Hamas scared silly over possible US-Israeli teaming up to spring hostages

The guy on the left in Hamasshole dunce cap

Hamas is sweating bullets, folks. The Arabic word on the street is that the terror group is shaking in its boots over a possible US-Israeli tag-team operation to spring hostages out of Gaza. 

According to a Saturday report from Asharq Al-Awsat, Hamas is so paranoid about this they've got their goons on high alert, sniffing out any whiff of Israeli collaboration and locking down wherever they’re stashing hostages, dead or alive. 

Here’s the thing: Hamas and Palestinian sources told Asharq that captors got orders to kill any living hostages if the IDF gets too close. How barbaric can these scumcrumpets be? They had a brief moment of playing nice during the January ceasefire, but that’s out the window and kill orders are back on the table.

This all comes after US and Israeli negotiators bailed on Qatar talks Thursday, with US Special Envoy Steve Witkoff throwing shade at Hamas, saying they showed "a lack of desire to reach a ceasefire in Gaza." He didn’t mince words: "While the mediators have made a great effort, Hamas does not appear to be coordinated or acting in good faith. We will now consider alternative options to bring the hostages home."

Netanyahu is on the same page, saying Israel and the US are hunting for other ways to get those hostages back. Brig. Gen. (Res.) Gal Hirsch, the guy coordinating for hostages and missing persons, said the Qatar exit was about figuring out how to "narrow the gaps" in talks. “In the face of many difficulties that Hamas has posed and is posing, we have continuously and resolutely exhausted every chance and possibility of reaching an agreement, and we will continue to do so,” he said.

But here’s the twist: Israeli officials told The Jerusalem Post on Friday that Hamas might still want a deal—sort of. "They’re trying to squeeze every possible advantage, provoking and appeasing all the extremist factions within Gaza," the officials said. Sounds like Hamas is playing a dangerous game of tug-of-war with everyone’s lives on the line.

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Hamas Huddles with Palestinian Crews, Israel’s Security Brass Tracks the Ceasefire Buzz

Hamas is deep in talks with Palestinian factions over the US-Qatar ceasefire pitch, with a final call looming Friday evening, sources say. The terror group’s chewing on the deal, promising a verdict post-meetings. 

Meanwhile, Israel’s security cabinet was glued to updates Thursday night, as Hamas-linked chatter claimed the Gaza-based outfit gave a thumbs-up to the latest hostage-ceasefire package.

No official word from Hamas yet, but as the kids say, the clock’s ticking, and we can expect an announcement soon. The Hamas-affiliated Al-Aqsa Channel dropped hints late Thursday that the group’s leaning positive.

Sources talking to Asharq Al-Awsat say Hamas is showing “flexibility” on touchy issues like weapons and deportation, which didn’t make the negotiation table this round. They’re floating guarantees via Egypt and Qatar to choke off “all types of weapons” smuggling, shutter arms factories, and keep their arsenal locked up tight with no boots on the ground, and no new tunnels.

This deal’s got legs after months of dead-end talks, boosted by a US sweetener: “President Trump will commit that negotiations for the terms of the end of the war will continue even after the temporary ceasefire, and will do everything in his power to help the parties agree on the terms for a permanent ceasefire,” N12 reported.

Gaza is still holding 50 Israeli hostages, with less than half believed to be alive, because Hamas is hateful, terrorist scum.

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Senior Hamas official blown to smithereens in his tent in Khan Younis

He was a good ole scumwafer, but he's dead and gone

When asked what did he want to be when he grew up, Salah al-Bardawil said to his proud father that he wanted to be a soldier for Allah and kill all the Israelis and cleanse the world of Jews.

Well, Bardawil became that soldier with Hamas and became a top Hamasshole official. The shekels were good and the power was intoxicating. . . . until it ended overnight between Saturday and Sunday in an Israeli airstrike.

Bardawil was in his tent in al-Mawasi, near Khan Younis when all of a sudden, without warning, an Israeli fighter jet fired upon his tent and killing him beyond recognition. All that was left of the area was a huge crater.

According to Qatar-based Al Jazeera, 23 Arabs were killed in Israeli strikes across Khan Younis and nearby Rafah since midnight.

IDF Arabic-language spokesperson Lt. Col. Avichay Adraee had issued an urgent evacuation warning to residents of the Tel al-Sultan neighborhood in Rafah. “The IDF has begun operations targeting terrorist organizations. The area you are in is an active combat zone and extremely dangerous. Evacuate immediately,” he said in a statement. 

The question is: did Hamas allow non-combatants to leave or did they make them stay in order to enhance their propaganda machine? 

Al-Bardawil, was a member of Hamas’ political bureau. He was one of the few senior Jew-haters who chose to remain in the Gaza Strip along with his family since he had no regard for their safety either.

He was born in Khan Younis where he was known and loved by his fellow Khan men and often appeared in Arabic and international media where he promoted Israeli genocide--you know, Hamas' desire to end the Jews.

Al-Bardawil played a major role in the Palestinian Legislative Council that was elected into power in 2006 under the "Change and Reform" list. He was involved in several rounds of internal Palestinian negotiations, including talks between Hamas and rival faction Fatah.

According to Hamas, al-Bardawil was killed alongside his devoted to jihad wife and daughter during the overnight airstrikes on Khan Younis. 

In a statement, Hamas praised him as “an active figure who never abandoned jihad,” vowing revenge for his death. “The martyrs will fuel the battle. The more we lose, the fiercer the resistance will burn,” the Hamassholes said with smiles on their covered faces.

The now goat-involved Bardawil was once a strong opponent of security coordination between the Palestinian Authority and, you know, the Joooze of Israel. He thought of it as a betrayal of Allah's wish to eliminate all Israelis. 

During his political career, he participated in talks between the Palestinian factions, even as Hamas violently seized control of Gaza from Fatah, the movement led by Mahmoud Abbasshole.

As a bonus, the Hamas-affiliated Palestinian news outlet Quds Network reported that Muhammad Hassan al-Amour, an aide to Hamasshole leader Yahya Sinwar, was also blown into kibbles and bits in overnight Israeli strikes on Gaza.

Sources from Palestinian factions told the London-based Arabic newspaper Asharq al-Awsat that the IDF has recently killed Hamas field commanders involved in the group's military manufacturing operations, including rocket and explosive production. They said that some of the scumcrumpets who were destroyed were responsible for operating anti-tank missile squads and were directly involved in the planning and executing the October 7, 2023 attacks into Israel that killed 1,200 Israelis and kidnapped 251 others, many of whom were murdered in captivity.

Among those who had "gone to pieces" was Osama Tabesh, a top Hamasshole commander targeted in Khan Younis. Tabesh was previously implicated in exposing an elite Israeli special forces unit operating in Gaza in 2018, during an incident that resulted in the death of Lt. Col. Mahmoud Kheir al-Din. So, as Martha Stewart was famous for saying, "it's a good thing" these terrorists are gone.

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This horrible war continues and insofar as any side can be considered a winner, Israel is winning. Hezbollah is but a husk of what it had been and Hamas only has hostages as bargaining chips. Hopefully they will be freed from their hateful captors and their captors be given the opportunity to meet al-Bardawil in hell.

Am Yisrael Chai!

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Hezbollah now rebuilding miilitary and financial resources back merely a week after ceasefire

Hezbolah has already begun getting back to its roots as they rebuild their military and financial capabilities in order to kill the, you know, the Jews! It's only a week since the ceasefire with Israel went into effect after 13 and a half months of war, as the New York Post reports.

While the Israeli Defense Forces' (IDF) attacks from the air and on the ground have significantly harmed Hezbollah's setup and fighters, U.S. intelligence suggests that the group has begun to recruit new members, increase its own weapons manufacturing, and seek ways to keep smuggling weapons through Syria.

Reuters reported on Wednesday, citing a senior U.S. official, an Israeli official, and two U.S. lawmakers who were informed about the intelligence.

Under the terms of the ceasefire agreement on November 27, Hezbollah is not allowed to rearm.

According to U.S. assessments, Hezbollah lost over half of its weapons and thousands of fighters during the conflict with Israel. Despite these losses, it hasn't been completely wiped out. The sources mentioned that Hezbollah still possesses thousands of short-range rockets and plans to rebuild by using weapon manufacturing facilities in nearby countries, with routes leading into Lebanon.

One of the lawmakers told Reuters, "Hezbollah has been 'temporarily weakened' and its command-and-control capabilities diminished." However, the lawmaker added, "This organization is built to withstand disruption."

Washington is especially worried about what's happening in Syria, where groups of terrorists backed by Turkey have recently attacked in Aleppo and Hama, posing a big challenge to the Assad government, which is supported by Iran and Russia. Israel keeps hitting Hezbollah's smuggling paths in Syria and along the Syrian-Lebanon border to stop Iranian weapons from getting through.

A high-ranking U.S. official disclosed that the U.S. is pushing Syrian President Bashar Assad to limit Hezbollah's actions, with help from other countries in the region. Reuters mentioned earlier this week that the U.S. and the United Arab Emirates talked about possibly removing sanctions on Assad's government, but only if he stops the flow of weapons to Hezbollah, among other conditions.

Hezbollah officials claim they will keep up their "resistance" against Israel [aka those Jews, Christians,  and Arabs]. However, sources in Lebanon suggest that right now, Hezbollah's main effort is on rebuilding and fixing homes that were damaged by Israeli airstrikes in Southern Lebanon and Beirut.

Regarding Hezbollah's financial situation, Saudi-owned, London-based pan-Arab newspaper Asharq Al-Awsat reported that the terror group has begun assessing repairs to its financial arm, Al-Qard al-Hassan, which was heavily damaged by Israeli attacks during the war.

The Iranian-supported group is planning to give housing grants through a bank to help fix the homes of families affected by the war. Each family could get $12,000 to cover rent and repairs.

Even after a major Israeli air strike on October 21, the bank managed to restart its services just one week after the ceasefire began.

A Saudi newspaper noted that "the bank starting up again shows that Israeli reports of its destruction were not true." But, someone close to Hezbollah revealed that the group experienced big financial hits during the war. This insider also said that the money for rebuilding wouldn't come from Al-Qard al-Hassan, but from new funds Iran sent to Hezbollah.

On the first day of the ceasefire, Iran sent $1 billion through a local middleman, which Hezbollah intends to use for recovery projects.

So is anyone surprised that Hezbollah constantly lies to their enemies? It's known as taqiyya in Islamic scripture--lying for the sake of Islam, and mostly associated with Shia Islam. It allows for deception or dissimulation under certain circumstances and Hezbollah seems to make taqiyya-supporting circumstances up as they are needed.

Sneaky is as sneaky does.

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