Al Qaeda Leader Droned Dead

Afghanistan -- Another Mohammad Al Qaeda dude got himself droned and sent to "heaven" just in time to make the NHL playoffs being shown on Paradise TV. The kill shot happened in Zabul Province in southern Afghanistan, according to Tolo News, a local website.

The dead commander is identified as Mullah Mohammad Ali, named in honor of the prophet of Islam, aka the religion of peace. The U.S. confirmed that a strike occurred in the same locale, but didn't say if an Al Qaeda Muslim was killed. 

He was, and it's time to cover him up 'fore he stinks.

"We can confirm that U.S. Forces conducted a counter-terrorism strike in the Shah Joyl district, Zabul Province, May 17. For operational security reasons, we do not discuss the details of counter-terrorism operations," the statement said from Operation Resolute Support, the U.S.-led mission in Afghanistan.

The U.S. has conducted about 100 strikes from January through March 1st. Last month, 19 strikes were conducted, according to Brig. Gen. Charles H. Cleveland, deputy chief of staff for communications for Operation Resolute Support. The majority targeted ISIS or ISIS-affiliated groups in eastern Afghanistan. Some, however, were against Al Qaeda.

According to Cleveland, there are currently between 100 and 300 Al Qaeda scumcrumpets in Afghanistan.

Cleveland was asked about the level of coordination between Al Qaeda and the Taliban (pronounced "Tahleebahn" by President Obama) and said that they were working closely together at times. 

"We have seen more interaction. We have seen them working more together," Cleveland said. "Bottom line is there is still an Al Qaeda presence here in Afghanistan." And he believes there are about 30,000 Taliban jihadists in Afghanistan versus our 10,000 troops--a number slated to be cut in half by a half-witted president by the time he finally leaves office.

Anyway, back to Mohammad. While we refuse to admit that he's deader than 4-year-old roadkill along I 95, the chances are we won't be hearing from him in the future and his wife can rejoice in the fact that he's getting it on with 72 virgins.


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72 virgins is a lot for one guy

The young man who stabbed four people (or maybe five, depending on where you get your news) at the University of California, Merced, has finally been identified. He is 18-year-old Muslim student, Faisal Mohammad of Santa Clara.

Authorities do not have a single clue as to the reason this young Muslim man went on an infidel stabbing spree. The New York Daily News referred to Mr. Mohammad as "The deranged 18-year-old student . . . "

Yes, he was deranged, if you agree that Islam is a deranged religion that teaches hatred of Jews, Christians, gays, and just about everyone who isn't Muslim, or the same sect of Muslim they happen to be.

Mohammad equipped himself with a 10-inch hunting knife and zip ties, duct tape, two plastic baggies of petroleum jelly, a night vision scope, a hammer and a bomb-making component in his backpack. Aside from having terrorist paraphernalia, he has no known ties to any terrorist organizations and his neighbors probably describe him as "a nice boy--very quiet and quick to give a helping hand to his neighbors."

Why is it always the nice quiet ones?

Merced County Sheriff Vern Warnke said the petroleum jelly is "a poor man's C-4," which is a type of plastic explosive.

The idiot Chancellor of the school Leland said in a statement, "Based on the evidence gathered so far, we have no reason to believe that this was in any way related to terrorism." Ms. Leland added that Mohammad appeared to be motivated by personal animosities, not a political agenda."

The FBI did a background check on Mohammad and his family and were unable to discover how his religion may have been involved in this jihad attack on people he evidently did not know personally (in order to have a personal animosity against them). 

"Dang if I knowd why he done it"

They could not find any connections to organized hate groups, because they failed to recognize the biggest organized hate group is Islam in its extreme.

Disclaimer: Not all Muslims are terrorists, but a hell of a lot of terrorists are Muslim.

Sheriff Warnke said "We had zero to indicate he was on anyone's radar," and added that the ISIS tweets that followed the attack was to instill panic.

As Mohammad began his jihadist attack, he had a smile on his face. It is very possible the smile indicated that he was envisioning 72 brown-eyed virgins who never grow old and somehow never lose their virginity.

Byron Price, 31, a construction worker was able to distract Mohammad and keep him from killing an infidel student. Price too was stabbed, but all victims, save Mohammad, are expected to make a full recovery. He was killed on campus by campus security.

Mohammad is expected to be a busy little heavenly porn star now.


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