Friday, August 1, 2025

Illegal alien with prior record stabs man at a soccer game



This story is very disturbing. An illegal alien from Honduras, Javier Lopez Tinoco, just turned a friendly soccer game in Alabama into a bloody nightmare. This 20-year-old scumcrumpet, who already has a rap sheet, allegedly stabbed an unarmed guy three times during a public match in Summerdale. And then he ran away like the coward he is. The victim's condition is still unknown.

Fox News' own Chad Pergram's been hammering away at this story, tying it to the mess of Joe Biden's open-border policies on The Will Cain Show. And trust me, it's a hot, steamy mess alright. The Department of Homeland Security dropped a bombshell to Fox News Digital: ICE slapped an immigration detainer on the illegal alien faster than you can say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Yeah, this guy is now being charged with attempted murder and they aren't letting him slip away now that Biden is out of the White House.

Baldwin County Sheriff's Office nabbed Tinoco on July 19 after he allegedly turned that soccer game into a horror show. But wait, it gets worse. When they finally tracked him down ten days later, the dickweed was carrying four bags of cocaine, to which Hunter Biden gave him a 'thumbs up.'

The dude is a real model citizen. ICE didn't waste a second, filing a detainer to keep him locked up tight while they sort out his criminal and deportation proceedings.

And this wasn’t Tinoco's first brush with the law in the U.S. 

DHS confirmed he was arrested back in 2024 for public intoxication. So, we have got a repeat offender, an illegal alien, allegedly stabbing people and running around with drugs. Unreal. It's amazing he can play soccer.

DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin didn't hold back, saying, "A man was nearly KILLED because this Honduran illegal alien decided to go on a stabbing spree. These are the type of criminal illegal aliens ICE is working to get off our streets and out of our country." She doubled down, adding, "ICE lodged a detainer to ensure this criminal will never be loose in American neighborhoods again. President [Donald] Trump and Secretary [Kristi] Noem will continue to put the safety of Americans FIRST."

This is the kind of chaos that makes your blood boil. A soccer game, for crying out loud! That’s supposed to be about goals and good times, not knives and near-death experiences. Stay tuned, because this story’s got more heat than Eric Swalwell's underwear.

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