Schumer flares his nostrils and makes soft fists after McConnell moves to halt Senate but allow Barrett confirmation

Senate Minority Leader Chucky Schumer (D-NY) flared his already large nostrils and weakly clenched and manicured fingered fists up to shoulder height as he used fake anger and harsh words at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) after the latter moved to halt Senate activity except for that to confirm Amy Coney Barrett's SCOTUS nomination. 

[Fun Fact: KY Jelly was invented in 1904 and does not come from Kentucky--its inventors were from the New York City.]

After three Republican senators tested positive for COVID-19 — Sens. Mike Lee (UT), Thom Tillis (NC), and Ron Johnson (WI) — Cocaine Mitch said on Saturday that he intends to "obtain a consent agreement for the Senate to meet in pro forma sessions for the next two weeks."

This caused Nancy Pelosi's hands to go all out choreoathetotic as her dentures did a moonwalk across her gums. Schumer's head nearly exploded and Mazie Hirono (D-HI) continued to be the dumbest member of the Senate.

If the Senate halts activity, McConnell said Barrett's confirmation process would not be affected, McConnell explained.

However, now that several senators have contracted the China virus, the Barrett confirmation may be delayed until the tail end of October, and hopefully no later than that.

Schumer fumed in a statement that Republicans are "turning an illegitimate process into a reckless and dangerous one" by moving full-steam ahead on Barrett's confirmation. 

"The decision to recess the Senate for two weeks after at least three Republican Senators have tested positive for COVID-19 makes clear that the Senate cannot proceed with business as usual as the virus continues to run rampant," Schumer lied. "If it's too dangerous to have the Senate in session, it is also too dangerous for committee hearings to continue."

Meanwhile, the press is awaiting for informative comments from Mazie Hirono and Joy Behar.

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