NoKo threatens to 'counter' US over military drills with SoKo

A mouthpiece of Kim Jong un has threatened the U.S. again, promising "its own mode of counteraction" if the U.S. engages in a joint military exercise with South Korea.

The spokesman for North Korea's foreign ministry said on Saturday the drill between the U.S. and the South would harm reconciliation efforts on the peninsula, and North Korea would be forced to "counter" the U.S.

President Trump shook his shoulders and his hands and said, "Oooh, I'm sooo scared, I forgot to scream."

The exercises are expected to take place beginning in April and Kim isn't having any of it as he flashes his signature Kim smile to the cameras, but inside he is seething like a rodeo bull with his balls tied up.

"If the U.S. finally holds joint military exercises while keeping sanctions on the DPRK, the DPRK will counter the U.S. by its own mode of counteraction and the U.S. will be made to own all responsibilities for the ensuing consequences," the NoKo spokesman said.

President Trump responded to the threat: "That's okay. It's fine. It's okay. I'll take full responsibility for bombing the s**t out of that s***hole country and I won't even bat an eye. And after that, I'll build the wall. Or sometime soon after that, believe me."

President Trump announced on Feb 23rd that the "heaviest sanctions ever" were being placed on North Korea, which targets their shipping and trading companies. "We imposed today the heaviest sanctions ever imposed on a country before," Trump said, as he set another presidential record. "Hopefully, something positive can happen," he added, probably meaning "hopefully, something positive might happen."

The purpose of the sanctions is to cut off money and fuel that go into the NoKo nuclear missile program.

In macho bluster, the NoKo spokesperson said that while they were open to talking with the U.S., they would "neither beg for dialogue nor evade the military option claimed by the U.S."

Trump said the only resolution for this situation would be for North Korea to completely end its nuclear ambitions, but Pyongyang said it will not negotiate by that standard.

"In decades-long history of the DPRK-US talks, there had been no case at all where we sat with the U.S. on any precondition, and this will be the case in the future, too," Kim's mouthpiece said.

So it looks like we're about to play "The Nuclear Chicken Dance."


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