The Baby's Name Will Be

Howdy, world 

The royal baby was born today. Prince William stayed at St. Mary's Hospital in London, for the birth. The chances are excellent that the baby will be named George, in honor of George Zimmerman. But Phillip and Charles are also possibilities, in honor of Phillip Morris Cigarettes and  Charles Schwab, respectively. Who knows? The doctors are now in the process of removing the umbilical cord and the silver spoon from the baby's mouth.