The Baby's Name Will Be

Howdy, world 

The royal baby was born today. Prince William stayed at St. Mary's Hospital in London, for the birth. The chances are excellent that the baby will be named George, in honor of George Zimmerman. But Phillip and Charles are also possibilities, in honor of Phillip Morris Cigarettes and  Charles Schwab, respectively. Who knows? The doctors are now in the process of removing the umbilical cord and the silver spoon from the baby's mouth.



But seriously, this child will have all his troubles and woes handled by trouble and woe handlers. He will never have to actually hold down a job if he so chooses, and no matter what he looks like, there will be a gaggle of hot women out there who would love to clear up his pimples.

The real question is, will Obama send his congratulations or have some low-level lackey do it for him? (Biden's in India making fun of Indians in fast-food stores, and Michelle might be jealous of Kate because she's now the one in the spotlight.

America does not have royalty here--we broke from King George (not the Zimmerman one) and no president has ever bowed to a king--except for Obama, who bowed to Saudi King Abdullah. That bow showed America two things: 1. Obama has very good flexibility as he went down to shoelace level, and 2. Obama doesn't care about history and cares more for the Muslim world.

But I digress.

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